President Donald J. Trump is known for many things, but his unique golden faux-combover is probably the most recognized (and mocked) thing about him.
The change will get some getting used to, but we are a brave people.
He always said when he got to the White House he would look more like a regular president.
It just took him a few years.
The newspaper reported, “Trump made an unannounced stop at the McLean Bible Church in Virginia after leaving his private golf club in nearby Sterling.
“Wearing khakis and a jacket over a polo shirt and holding a golf hat, Trump was applauded by the congregation as he arrived at the church.
“Trump stood with his head bowed as pastor David Platt offered a prayer for the 12 killed in Friday’s mass shooting.
“The president did not address the congregation but mouthed ‘thank you’ as he left the stage.
“His appearance attracted much attention on social media after dozens noticed his wet-look hairdo.”
Not since Lincoln grew a beard has a president changed this much.
I have consulted with all the best experts. I checked Trump’s horoscopes, read tarot cards, asked my Magic 8-Ball and called my bookie. Here is their consensus prediction:
Haters are gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate it.