President Donald J. Trump is a Jedi Master of Trolling

Last night there was a brief power failure at the Democrat debate. I guess you could say it was a metaphor for the Democrat party the past few years. But then Carpedonktum worked his special magic with the video, and then Trump posted it on his Twitter account.

That rumbling sound you heard last night was millions of SJW Democrats loosing their shit right in their pants. The screaming that you heard was their moms finding the shit-stained clothing in the hamper. Once again, Trump proves he is is a Jedi Master at the art of trolling. Actually, he is the fucking Yoda of political trolling.

If y’all take a dump in yer drawers from watching this clip it will be because you were laughing too hard.

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173 Responses to President Donald J. Trump is a Jedi Master of Trolling

  1. DeniseVB says:

    Nailed it.

  2. DeniseVB says:

    •• June 27@10:41 PM ••
    Buttigieg: “If guns made us safer, we’d be the safest country on Earth.”

    Gun ownership has increased over the last 25 years while violent crime has declined. So… correlation is not causation, but the claim that increased ownership would lead to increased crime is seriously debunked.

    I sound sober. Forgive me.

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  9. helenk3 says:

    https://truepundit.com/trump-curse-haunts-soccer-star-at-world-cup-after-she-bashed-white-house/

    maybe these people on stage should watch out, look what happened to her

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  13. Angie says:

    I was just coming over here to post that tweet from Trump.
    Lol
    #TrumpSlide 2020, baby, because FUCK YOU, again!

  14. DeniseVB says:

    Oh My ! Junior definitely needs to run for NYC Mayor……….

    • elliesmom says:

      I’ve been waiting for Trump to call Biden “Sloppy Joe”, but then I was told calling hamburger mixed with tomato, onions, peppers, and seasoning and served on a bun aren’t called Sloppy Joes most places in the country.

  15. Mothy67 says:

    If illegals get free healthcare I want my reparations for the tens of thousands I paid for being a schmuck and letting my insurance lapse. I did it was all on me. I had to apply for medicaid in order to set up a payment plan. I could not get medicaid so I burned down a few city blocks and escaped to Canada as a healtcare refugee while getting all of my abortions on Amtrak before they became illegal. Okay not really i sold a few things.
    But I want my reparations.
    I want the gay ones
    I want the slave ones. I am not black but I have black friends.
    I think something profound is owed to Generation X, well for being Gen X. We had to come after those hardworking boomers. Not fair.
    I want reparations for 1970s 1980’s tv.
    I want everything and now. Reparations for making me wait.

    • elliesmom says:

      I want reparations for the 3 years my great-great-great grandmother spent as a slave to the Wyandots and for the ransom they demanded to finally set her free. (with interest compounded over 240 years)
      I want reparations for the 4 great-great-great-great aunts and uncles the Wyandots killed as small children. One them might have made a fortune and changed the entire trajectory of the family’s fortunes.
      Turning over a casino to my family would be fair.

    • Constance says:

      Why haven’t the Dems brought up reparations for women? We couldn’t participate in government for 50 years after even black men had the vote. And I want slavery reparations for my indentured servant relative who was shipped here as cargo.

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      I want white trash reparations. Rednecks got cheated out of white privilege.

  16. blowme0bama says:

    Every single one will provide free health care to illegal immigrants
    Every single one except Biden will decriminalize unauthorized border crossings

    Who in the fuck could support this shit?

    • Cisco says:

      The creatins who voted for HRC and believe, really effen believe that she won the election except for Putin and Trumps “collusion” with same.
      The parasites who are only looking forward to continuing to suckle on the gub’mint teat.
      Those that suffer from TDS…I like the suffer part of TDS.
      The Hollyweird elites who know soooo much better than us peons.
      Oh especially the illegal aliens.

    • taw46 says:

      Everything for illegals, nothing for Americans. On full display last night. You would think people with a brain would see that.

  17. Mothy67 says:

    Off topic but has anyone seen the trailer for Charlie’s Angels?
    I was a kid when it aired but loved that and The Bionic Woman. It was such fun tv. Have never seen a rerun, but I can name all the Angels. Unrealistic beautiful women kicking ass. I recall female empowerment. Why do you need to be ugly to matter to fem nazis. Women hate women. Farrah went on to become a respected actress. You betcha this gay loved The Burning Bed, Small Sacrifices, Extremities. She was Oscar worthy in The Apostle. Jacklyn Smith was the first to use her celebrity to create hundred of millions with a line of clothing. It was a jiggle show. Guys watched for the hotties. Women watched for the fashion. It was a part of a specific time. Leave it alone. Why remake icons that Camille Paglia loves in the #MeToo era. Angels were never raped and Charlie respected them. He took them out of boring police work. New show has Kristen Stewart as the lead. Worst casting since Ben Affleck as Batman. She is teen angst.
    Why not just make a new movie about female detectives. Ugh James Bond is not gay, black, or a woman. Write a spy thriller about a gay, black, woman in a hajib infiltrating Congress played by transgender Idris Alba if you need to, but leave the icons alone.

    • Miranda says:

      I was a kid back then too and loved those shows, also Wonder Woman. You were allowed to have fun tv back then, not something with A Very Important Message.

      • Mothy67 says:

        We did have special episodes and morality driven after school specials.
        I remember being very concerned about Blair and Jo on an episode of Facts of Life. Most kids shows now are gay, gay, gay, trans, gay, gay, evil straight white boys, gay, gay, gay.
        Today Natalie would be all over Tootie. No just letting kids watch a show. There’s always SJW agenda.
        13 Reasons Why. Rated tv-ma but designed to appeal to teens/preteens. Yeah I can say no but every kid has unlimited data. She is seeing it. Audio tapes left as to why a girl committed suicide to those who pushed her there. Gee i had Happy Days and Mr Belvedere!

      • Island Girl says:

        Those were the good old days for me too.

  18. Dora says:

    The memo that was not supposed to be made public. Oops.

  19. Mothy67 says:

    I, too, suffered greatly. Very very very disappointed.

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    • Mothy67 says:

      Our hospitals would be inundated. Every sick person would flee here. Remember the woman who flew knowing she was 9 months pregnant. She had that virus which causes children to be born with very small heads. Gave birthbin New Jersey. America responsible for that child’s care. It is not legal to fly here carrying a known pathogen.

      • taw46 says:

        Not to mention lack of doctors to treat millions more people who would come here for healthcare. NO ONE would get healthcare.

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  23. Angie says:

    Lol

  24. Dora says:

    • DeniseVB says:

      It would explain his Obamacare decision. How did “illegal adoptions” get passed his vetting and confirmation hearings?

    • Somebody says:

      I’m pretty sure Roberts adopted those kids in 2000, that would make them 19 or close to it. There is probably a SOL here, not sure if he really has any legal jeopardy. Not to mention the international hoops that would factor in. The PM of Ireland doesn’t seem the type to push it, he seems more a fellow traveler.

      There may well be other things Robert’s is compromised on, like maybe he’s a member of NAMBLA, but don’t think the adoption is a factor.

      I think the most likely explanation is that he’s at best a squish republican, establishment / globalist to the core……or he’s your garden variety liberal.

      Short of catching him on camera with a little boy or eating a live puppy, we’re stuck with him for decades. Thanks W

      • Anthony says:

        He’s a Bush Republican. Trump decimated them. I’m not surprised at his antics in the least.

    • Constance says:

      I agree he is being Blackmailed by the Democrats via the FBI. What ever his dirt is, figure it out and drop it in public. Make sure it is spread around so anyone who would care knows. That should end his vulnerability to Democrats.

  25. Angie says:

    I posted this after the 1st debate.

    • DandyTIger says:

      Yep. Done deal.

    • Somebody says:

      So are D’s going to have the double bitch ticket? Who gets the top of the ticket? Maybe they can mud wrestle for it 😉 Buttplug is going to be so disappointed

    • DeniseVB says:

      I saw where David Axelrod and Van Jones were very critical of Biden’s performance, almost the exact talking points. Yep, thought this is why he’s not getting an Obama push, it’s in the bag for Kammie. Everything Trump will use against her will be racist or misogynist, those cards are their only hope. Warren needs to come up with a kill shot to Harris before the convention. It’s going to be a long year.

    • Anthony says:

      Men will vote for her because she looks like an easy pickup in a run down tavern. Women will NOT vote for her because she looks like an easy pickup in a run down tavern. Democrats will nominate her because Obama told them to. Bet they’re speculating right now about the viability of Manzilla being her running mate.

    • Ann says:

      Well, this old Crazy Days and Nights is circulating today. IF there are photos, Kamala is done. Someone gets them and drops them ala National Enquirer/ John Edwards.

  26. Mothy67 says:

    Two more days and I won’t have to see a fucking rainbow themed ad every five minutes on twitter. That being said I hope all is safe in New York this weekend. Lower Manhattan is going to be a zoo.

    • elliesmom says:

      Maybe Ravelry will forgive Deplorable Knitter for making a “God is Love” striped hat pattern Sunday School teachers turned into rainbow hats. Then the Trump supporters can get back to making MAGA hats, and the LGBT folks can get back to knitting rainbow penis covers for next year’s parade. I love you guys. Really I do. But the only group I’m more sick of is the pussy-hatted women.

  27. swanspirit says:

    Thanks everyone, for all your kind wishes regarding my kidney stone; I am beginning to feel like a human being again, instead of a cage fight loser!
    But regarding health care, I was discharged from the hospital ER with instructions to follow up with the urologist in 5 days. So I called their office, and the soonest they can fit me in, is in a month, July 27th. I told the receptionist, what my discharge instructions were, and she still insisted a month. I had to turn on my I am an RN, and I think I had better follow the instructions, so she said she would get my CT scan results, have the Dr. look at them and call me back.
    Turns out, I can be followed by my PCP, because I have no stones on the left, and one very tiny one on the right, that I may pass without even knowing it, but she didn’t know that, when she told me a month. Maybe I should go into the Health Advocacy business, and make appointments for people who need someone in their corner.

    • Somebody says:

      You should consider being a nurse case manager Swannie. I was VERY suspect when insurance assigned a NCM to my daughter during cancer treatment. I didn’t trust her at all, thought she added another layer and was there to cock block treatments to save insurance company 💰 at my child’s expense.

      I couldn’t have been more wrong. She was a God send. She cut through red tape, offered sage advice. She called a couple times a week at least during heavy stages, inpatient she’d call daily or more. She saw potential problems sometimes and told me to discuss X with doctor and possibly X test or what have you. She was another set of eyes looking out for my daughter.

      She loved her job, worked from home and made more $$ than she did as a hospital nurse.

      We also eventually hired a patient advocate or healthcare advocate. Their job was to help us deal with billing mistakes, mid 6 figures of mistakes that were impacting my daughter’s care. Pricey, think it was $450 an hour somewhere in that ballpark. They did resolve it……we handed it to them on a silver platter. Bills go in to insurance in DD #2’s name, morons at insurance company pay bills but in DD #1’s name, hospital and doctors cash checks…..DD #2 has massive debt building in her name with us as responsible party since she’s a minor. HUGE debt, because she was in cancer treatment. The advocate tried to negotiate with pathology but was unsuccessful, told us they’d never dealt with such heartless stubborn jerks.

      Moral to story, I think you’d prefer being a nurse case manager. Good pay and benefits, but you don’t get involved in billing really, your role is the patient’s care.

      • elliesmom says:

        We were insured by Harvard Pilgrim Health Care when my son was going through treatment, They assigned us a patient addvocate. I used him a few times to get my son discharged in the middle of the night when he was ready to go home, but the hospital was not fully staffed in administration. But we never had to argue about care or bills. Harvard Pilgrim was wonderful. The current governor of MA, Charlie Baker, a Republican, was the CEO of Harvard Pilgrim. If he ever decides to run for national office on a healthcare platform, I’d campaign for him in a heartbeat.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Good for you ! Surprised an ER referral with a time limit would have put you in sooner, ahead of the incontinent old people and erectile dysfunction.

      Glad you can use your PCP, if need be, I bet he’ll get you an apt pronto 🙂

    • Constance says:

      I had to wait 3 months to finally have my gallbladder out last month. I was to the point where it hurt all the time. When they finally took it out, I got to the surgery center at 8am, they took me down the hall to the surgery room around 9, They told me to walk down to the pharmacy for my prescription pain pills and then sent me home at 11am. So I was there 3 hours. Health care is definitely getting crappier. Turns out I had stones in the duct that drains the gallbladder so I was lucky not to have had an infection. WTH!

      • lyn says:

        WTF? That is insane.

        • Constance says:

          Well the Social Security and Medicare funds running dry. If they can cause us to die sooner they save money. A lot of money. But I’m tough!

          • taw46 says:

            Must be a WA state thing. I don’t know anyone on Medicare who has had to wait that long for a procedure. That’s awful.

  28. Dora says:

    This is from 2 weeks ago, but no one covered it.

    These ladies are fantastic. I wish they would do more of these press conferences.

  29. votermom says:

    this will probably get me banned

  30. Dora says:

    • DeniseVB says:

      Pandering to SEIU, I don’t think he could’ve gotten elected Mayor without them. I remember their stupid protest against the Koch brothers who were building a Women’s Hospital in Manhattan. Because, they were the Kochs or something.

  31. lateblum says:

    It’s another must-read from MOTUS… “At Least Nobody Spoke Spanish”

    http://www.michellesmirror.com/2019/06/at-least-nobody-spoke-spanish.html#.XRYb_IpOnmo

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  34. Dora says:

    I think I love this president.

    =====

    Trump Administration Fiercely Defends Pro-Life Law and Policies Internationally

    NEW YORK, June 28 (C-Fam) The Trump administration warned the United Nations to stop promoting abortion in conflict and other emergency situations at an annual meeting on UN humanitarian efforts that took place in Geneva this week.

    “The UN should not be in the business of supporting abortion, whether in its humanitarian or development work and its reports, and should not advocate for the creation of new human rights regarding sexual and reproductive health. The United States supports efforts toward universal access to healthcare but rejects efforts to describe abortion falsely as a human right,” a U.S. delegate told an annual UN conference on the UN’s humanitarian work.

    https://c-fam.org/friday_fax/trump-administration-fiercely-defends-pro-life-law-and-policies-internationally/

  35. helenk3 says:

    congress voting on whether or not to give Trump an ok to retaliate against Iran if necessary. As usual, the dems are against anything that he wants. My question is if the dems have their way will we all be speaking spanish or arabic in the near future?

  36. DeniseVB says:

    Here’s a DemDebate2 analysis from the MSN part of MSNBC 😀 Kamala-winner, Biden-loser. It’s getting more obvious now, lol !

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/analysis-winners-and-losers-from-the-democratic-presidential-debates-second-night/ar-AADxE0e?ocid=sf

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  38. votermom says:

    ok in for a penny

  39. votermom says:

    Kommiela: That little girl was me

    Gropey Joe: And I would have sniffed your hair same as any little girl’s so don’t be calling me a racist! Here’s my cell number – text me *wink*

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  42. elliesmom says:

    The people of California voted to end forced busing in 1979. What did Joe Biden have to do with that? I didn’t watch the debates last night, but from the clips I’ve seen, it looks like Kamala was filled up with sound bites and regurgitated them on cue.

    • votermom says:

      I think gateway pundit has details

    • Somebody says:

      Her bio says she lived in Oakland and they never had forced 🚌 that I can find. Berkeley did do voluntary 🚌 and in fact they were the 1st in the nation I believe. Why would her bio say she lived in Oakland before moving to Canada at 12 if she lived in Berkeley. Her father was at Stanford. I’m not super familiar with the geography of that area or the traffic and housing patterns in the 60’s, maybe some of our west coasters might have a better idea.

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  43. votermom says:

    LMAO

    • taw46 says:

      Where in the Constitution does he find the right to rotate justices off of the Supreme Court? They can only be removed by impeachment from the Senate. Rendering an opinion you don’t like is not “high crimes and misdemeanors”. Oh, I forgot, if the commies get in office they will do whatever they like. Wake up, America.

  44. Mothy67 says:

    Make sure to tune into my new cable show. Game of Reparations. New episodes every 4 years.

  45. Mothy67 says:

    Not shocked

  46. DeniseVB says:

    LOL !

  47. Mothy67 says:

    Complete silence from my lib friends the last two days.
    Really want to ask if they are aware of how much medicare does not pay. They plan on getting rid of all private insurance. My dad would have died much earlier and my sister would be dead if not for excellent coverage.
    Where will innovation came from if no one can make a profit? An 83 year old woman in the UK in overall good health was denied treatment due to her age.

    • Constance says:

      I’m on Medicare and I pay $350. a month. That includes the $50 a month for dental and vision. Is that what people want? To pay $350. a month and wait three months to have gallbladder surgery? Medicare isn’t free.

  48. DeniseVB says:

    Just added to the TDS Celebrity list.

  49. SHV says:

    “Court enters $25 million Judgment against Oberlin College in Gibson’s Bakery case”

    https://legalinsurrection.com/2019/06/court-enters-25-million-judgment-against-oberlin-college-in-gibsons-bakery-case/#more-287796
    *****
    That seems to be the perfect amount….max amount that stays with in the Ohio “cap”
    Next up is how much in legal fees will be assessed against Oberlin?

  50. mcnorman says:

    • DeniseVB says:

      A lot of Kamala fact checking this morning as well as a lot of people noticing she seemed to be the most “prepped” of the candidates. It wouldn’t be the first time the DNC gave a candidate the questions in advance. Ahem. 😉

  51. DeniseVB says:

    I’m having such a sparkly morning watching old Judy Garland musicals this morning ( today 5pm TCM A Star is Born(1954) ) I think this is for Pride month showing favorite movies of, by and with the gay fans).

    Saw the uncut version of Blazing Saddles, the IFC channel didn’t bleep a thing. Oh My! Like “I’ll take the ni**ers and chinks but you can keep the Irish” How is this allowed ? Mel Brooks must get a pass, but not Kate Smith? Or Paula Deen? And over-the-top gays in that wonderful dancing sequence at the end? OMG, it’s the funniest movie ever, no SJW group was left untouched.

    • taw46 says:

      It was just on? Oh no, I missed it. Such a funny movie.

      • DeniseVB says:

        Last night, during the debate I could not watch 😉 I think I’ve seen watered down versions of Blazing Saddles on t.v. I don’t remember the farting scene being so LOUD, lol. IFC runs it a lot along with both Willie Wonkas.

  52. DeniseVB says:

    They just keep coming…… LOL !

  53. DeniseVB says:

    This just literally gave me goose bumps, who knew 1946 Frank had such range at 30.

  54. Myiq2xu™ says:

    When will Asian Americans figure out that Democrats are not their friends? The Democrats oppose the work ethic that has allowed Asian Americans to be so successful in America. Dems want dependency from their minority constituents.

  55. helenk3 says:

    https://conservativebase.com/list-of-soros-politicians-bought-and-paid-for-includes-republicans/

    think this should be bookmarked for future reference during elections

  56. Mothy67 says:

    I’m wondering how the cities which have major hospital facilities are reacting to proposals for government take over of health care. Healthcare and education are the economic generators in the area. Tech is growing all the time, but that is closely related to the schools and the low cost of living. Dims fucking up the industry could be devastating to the local economy. UPMC (hospital system which is part of Pitt) is the largest employer in the area. Starting minimum wage there is 15/hr. A CNA can make 20. Due to the vast size other employers had to bump up salaries. No one pays 7.25 an hour. Chick-fil-a near me pays 18 an hour. There are signs in so many windows. Most say part time with benefits. Salvation Army near me has had one up for months. My mom has legal custody of Shaypup. She’s retired. I cannot put da brat on my insurance because I am not her guardian. She get’s CHIP. My mom pays nothing for it. No kid goes without healthcare. It’s total bullshit. My mom has to fill out forms every 6 months. A family of 5 can make up to almost 80,000 a year and pay 54 a month with a 5 dollar co pay. Includes dental and vision. Those making under 40 have no co pays and no premium. Grandparents raising kids have no income eligibility or payments. Silly thing my mom is Shay’s great grandmother so it does not apply. They exclude your home and car and assets. Income based only. No child is denied health coverage. Even the wealthy can get CHIP. Medicaid is readily available to the true poor. My mom would never do it, but Shay qualifies for free school lunch. (900 per year) more as kids who get free lunch also get breakfast and after school snack. No way Sharon would accept that. She could get a desktop for 199 and 9.99 per for internet so you add hulu at 5.99/. 16 dollars for internet and cable. I pay 164. Your kid gets free lunch you get a free phone. I pay 140/mo for three lines. So let’s say you are getting 35 free. Then there’s Section 8 and reduced utilities no sewage or trash bills. The working poor with kids may not go to Disney, but they have it far better here than in most places in the world. It takes our countries tremendous wealth to provide this. Destroy the wealth where will it come from. I try and provide da pup with every opportunity I can. She went to the CLO for years. Dance, acting. She did chorus in a touring Broadway show. Cost 600 a semester. Most amazing bargain in the world. It was like going to Fame school. Every Saturday for years she spent 9 hours in this incredible atmosphere. Teachers from Carnegie Mellon taught there. Breaks down to 50 a day which is pretty cheap in my eyes. Thing is they offer financial aid. They don’t turn away kids. Ever. We made all local non school sports a suggested donation. We have tons of gear that just needs to be returned. No parents or kids have to worry about buying a glove or bat. We always supply water at games.
    Where is this country democrats live in where everything is so brutal? I know of families that don’t marry barely work (usually just enough to get max from EIC – okay you are getting a 5 thousand dollar return after paying zero, oh no wait you paid 700 so you are getting back 5,700) who have flat screen tvs and iPhones. You can get a one time grant in this country under a bill signed by Clinton which lets you retrain at any age. Such an awful country. Universal pre k is also some bullshit. If you are considered low income in PA and are trying to work welfare will pay minimum wage for grandma to babysit. Awful country. No ER turns away a patient.
    So sick of the libs and I checked my mailbox thrice still no reparations.

  57. Mothy67 says:

    I don’t have a problem with free stuff for the truly poor. Think school lunches are/were a great idea. Breakfast and after school snacks don’t offend me. I am grateful that food is not an issue with my spoiled brat. It’s just I get enraged when someone tries to manipulate me. Last week a local news channel ran a piece about starving college students. Fat guy studying at a community college going on about hunger. How he skips meals and can’t focus. Administrators talking about food banks at schools. Are you fucking kidding me? I was picking corn at 12 to layaway my younger siblings fall school clothes. I got to keep half of what I earned, but paid for all my own stuff. I sold seeds door to door, had a paper route, worked bingos and cleaned banks with my lazy drunk grandmother ( love her but she was not your normal grandmother) 16 I was washing dishes for 3.35 an hour.
    Give me a break an adult student in America cannot eat. What the Fuck!!!! We have become such pussies. Ramen noodles are 6 for a dollar. Eggs cheap. PBJ cheap. Pasta with store brand marinara is like 3 dollars for 5 meals. Not caring about a chubby adult having to skip a meal. I was once so hungry in high school I poured grated cheese in my hand and licked it. Fuck! grilled cheese buy store brand fake American and white bread. That’s ten sammies for 5 dollars. I can turn a half a pound of ground meat into a feast. I cannot find the local dim ad which masqueraded as a news piece but it dropped shockingly at the same time as student debt forgiveness. I did a bing search and found many stories about starving college kids. My God what’s next. Beer tabs too much? Prison Commissary funds too low?
    One example
    https://www.nbcconnecticut.com/news/local/Hunger-Becoming-an-Issue-on-College-Campuses-511333581.html

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  59. Island Girl says:

    excellent post and my favorite Trump tweet so far, may there be many more!

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