A fat, white-blond nationalist oaf won the Prime Minister office of the UK today, and Twitter and the rest of the falling, failing media empire lost their shit. For hours there were so many awesome top 10 trends, and it was great fun to mock crying MPs who took to their Twitter feeds. I hope y’all enjoyed yourselves. The media has an agenda today, tho, and that agenda is titled Mueller-Time, so of course that all died rather quickly.
In personal news, in April of this year, just before finals, I found out through an Ancestry DNA kit that my father was not my father. I later identified the man who was my father. Sunday I went knocking on his door after getting quite the run around from his family and mine, and that old fart had died just a month before. #FML. I have NO fucks left to give, y’all. None. We’re at the angry stage of grief already, and I’m just so grateful there are so many losers online to take it out on.
This is an open fucking thread.