Mad Prophets/Bad Prophets

At the end of the First Millenium, there were many prophets throughout Christendom who were prophesying the Second Coming of Jeebus. Some people were so convinced that the end of the world was imminent that they sold or gave away all their worldly possessions and went and sat on hilltops waiting for Him to arrive.

Needless to say, Jeebus was a no-show. At some point these disappointed believers realized they had been stood up. Some committed suicide, but most just trudged back home to resume their lives. You might think that this major failure of prophecy would cause a crisis of faith, but the general consensus among believers was that Jeebus was still coming, he just wasn’t coming yet.

In 2016 the Mad Profits of the Airwaves predicted that Hillary Clinton would be our next POTUS. They were wrong.

In 2017 the Mad Profits of the Airwaves predicted that Donald Trump would resign or be impeached within a year. They were wrong.

For the last two years the Mad Profits of the Airwaves have been predicting the Robert Mueller (an extremely competent knight of unimpeachable character) would smite The Evil Trump and cast him down from the presidency.

Wrong again.

As their masses of followers begin to peel off and trudge back to their daily lives the Mad Profits of the Airwaves keep doubling down on their predictions of the End of Trump. Thankfully, they have stopped predicting the Second Coming of Hillary. Or is the Third Coming Hillary? Fourth?

To the best of my knowledge, no one has killed themselves over these failed predictions. None of the Mad Profits of the Airwaves have resigned in embarrassment. Their consensus seems to be that Trump is still getting impeached, he’s just not getting impeached yet.

Maybe they’ll have better luck in his second term.

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204 Responses to Mad Prophets/Bad Prophets

  1. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Democrats wanted yesterday to be Judgment Day. Instead they got Armageddon.

    Meanwhile, Nadler and Schiff sound like the Black Knight. “It’s just a flesh wound!”

  2. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Ted “Loony” Lieu: “Somebody got to Mueller.”

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  4. helenk3 says:

    when are pelosi, nadler, schiff and schumer up for reelection? If I have to find a dem hacker and have them teach how to hack election machines to get rid of them I will. I am so sick of them.
    I figure the DNC will take care of the squad and not share too much money with them and they will be defeated.

    • Somebody says:

      Pelosi, Nadler and Schiff have to run every 2 years, so they’ll be up for re-election in 2020. Schumer runs every six years, he’ll run for re-election in 2022.

  5. swanspirit says:

    This is a great analogy. And most of these worshippers, are still in Obama adoration mode, as well, so they are doubly disappointed, that their Lord Hussein Savior Barack didn’t end global warming, stop the seas from rising, and bring World Peas, even though they gave him an award for it, because they just knew he was going to do it. If Obama were just still Prezzy, they could live in their little cloud world, and if the kids were in cages at the border, it would be ok, because Obama did it.

    • John Denney says:

      Heh. I remember some old geezer fisherman telling a climate alarmist, perhaps Gore himself, something like, “I been fishin’ these waters for 50 years, and the sea level is no higher now than it was 50 years ago.”

      He gestured to the barnacle encrusted waterline of an old pier as evidence.

      • lateblum says:

        Sadly, that is not the case where I live. The levels of Lake Michigan have risen so high that my little town has lost half our beachesto erosion and water levels. Some beaches no longer exist. There is no sand, just water lapping against the rocks the engineer corps placed to hold back the rising lake water. Earlier this week, the waves were so strong and so high, the bike and running paths in Chicago were closed. I stood on some rocks at a local park and was drenched by water/waves that would never have reached me less than 2 yrs ago. The beaches where my sister and I played as teens no longer exist. South of me in Chicago they have to rebuild bike and pedestrian paths that were just recently opened to the public because they have been washed away. It is sad, really.

        • John Denney says:

          Sometimes erosion is mistaken for rising water levels?

          This site says the lowest lake level was in 2013, and the highest in 1986.

          “The “lowest” monthly average lake level for the representative network of gages on Lake Michigan/Huron, 576.02 feet IGLD 1985 International Great Lakes Datum, occurred in January 2013. The “highest” monthly average lake level for the network of gages, 582.35 feet IGLD 1985, occurred in October 1986. This is a difference of 6.33 feet in water level elevation since records have been kept.”

          The June 1918 level was 580.94, and a hundred years later on June 2018, it was 580.64.

          https://www.in.gov/dnr/water/3661.htm

          • lateblum says:

            That may be. But come to where I live and you can see there are NO beaches where there used to be beaches. And NO bike or running paths where they had only been constructed last year.

  6. Angie says:

    OMFG — The MADMAN! Must see:

  7. helenk3 says:

    https://dailycaller.com/2019/07/26/de-blasio-says-trump-wont-be-welcome-in-new-york-city-presidency/

    what is this guy smoking? A guy that NYPD would like to do away with is saying Trump is not welcome in NYC

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      Does this mean they do not want any of the tax money PT owes on homes, businesses, etc in nyc? Not to mention what must be some substantial donations to various organizations many of which are likely given quietly with no fan fare?

  8. Dora says:

    Oh wow! He’s not afraid of anyone. Maybe it’s his Italian blood!

    =======

    Salvini to Macron: We Are Not Your Colony!

    Italian interior minister Matteo Salvini has challenged France to open up its ports, as ongoing tensions over mass migration between the two countries have once again flared.

    https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2019/07/26/salvini-macron-we-are-not-your-colony/

  9. DeniseVB says:

    Go California Go !

  10. Angie says:

    LOL looks like Omar’s 2nd husband didn’t know about her 1st marriage to her brother! Trump outed her & wrecked her marriage. SAVAGE

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      She is a devout Muslim. Why isn’t she being set on fire or stoned to death for leaving her husband?

    • Woke Lola says:

      Bwahahaha! I love it!

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      How could he not know about the incest is best option behind door number one. Even the WP mentioned it eons ago although the little tidbit has been scrubbed along with the fact that Barry’s daughters were conceived using in-vitro. So many here expected MOO to be a huge supporter of infertility efforts and it all went puuff in their faces.

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  13. Myiq2xu™ says:

    The walls are closing in for this weirdo pervert. He/she/it is on the ground floor taking the “Down” elevator to Hell.

  14. Myiq2xu™ says:

    This somehow didn’t make the headlines:

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  16. helenk3 says:

    sounds like a good deal with Guatemala. That is the 2nd good deal over immigration done by Trump. Dem heads will explode. Other than encourage people to disrespect our county by breaking the law to come in, just what have the dems done about immigration?

  17. Woke Lola says:

    Man ain’t that the truth, Klown. How far they have fallen. Lol

  18. helenk3 says:

    https://nypost.com/2019/07/26/republican-aiming-to-unseat-ilhan-omar-charged-with-felony/

    think the GOP better get a better candidate to run against the Somalian

  19. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      Nancy Pelosi shall be “Loudmouth in the House Pelosi.”

    • Cisco says:

      I’m in👌
      Former Occupant Obama.

    • Constance says:

      I notice Cortez and Pelosi didn’t make a joint statement. That “occupant of the white house” crap fries me. F*ck the Dems. To think I used to vote for them. They have no respect for Citizens of this country or our system of government.

      • DeniseVB says:

        Democrats are truly the enemy of the people now, every single Dem run state and city are being flushed down the crapper. 😦

        • Woke Lola says:

          That’s because Obama used the economy to drive people to urban areas thinking he could use metrics to drive winning outcomes for Dems. It worked, but it was easily reversed and exploited. Which Trump saw and then did.

          Obama was a weak-ass president with zero long-term vision skills.

          • DeniseVB says:

            The only “long-term vision” the Obamas had was to fatten their own wallets. They just won’t go away, worst former President ever !

          • lateblum says:

            Sorry Denise. I didn’t intentionally plagiarize you comment. I didn’t read it until after I posted my own thoughts.

          • DeniseVB says:

            😀 GMTA 😀

          • lateblum says:

            Obama did whatever he was told to do by his handlers. He isn’t smart enough to think of schemes to do anything other than fatten his own wallet and/or enhance his image and lifestyle. I’d love to know the names of everyone who was pulling his strings. I’d also like to see his name/reputation amended to demonstrate what a shyster and fraud he is.

  20. Mothy67 says:

    Sabo

  21. helenk3 says:

    I need a good rant

    https://ktla.com/2019/07/25/truck-driver-sentenced-to-30-days-in-jail-for-deadly-2015-metrolink-train-derailment-in-oxnard/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A+Trending+Content&utm_content=5d3ade89595b5a0001c3227b&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook

    this motherless son of a bitch killed one of my best freinds on the railroad. The stupid idiot brainless judge gave him 30 DAYS IN JAIL. May the motherless asshole and the dumb ass judge both rot in hell. I do not know appointed the judge but may they rot in hell for their stupidity

  22. Angie says:

    Ha ha! Cry more!

  23. Myiq2xu™ says:

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  25. Angie says:

    🤣🤣🤣

    • Somebody says:

      He’s POTUS sweetpea, oops that means President of the United States. He declared an emergency, he’s the Commander in Chief of the United States military, not some fuck face Obama judge.

      Go ahead say it dear, President Donald J. Trump 😛 By the way he’s YOUR President, say it again 🤣

    • Cisco says:

      Big tit’s or the SCOTUS?
      Hmmmm🤔
      I’ll take the SCOTUS Alex.

  26. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Alyssa “liked” one of my tweets yesterday, so I can’t say anything mean to her.

  27. Woke Lola says:

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    • lyn says:

      Honey badger is pissed.

    • Constance says:

      Those breathtaking stupid Dems should have left his Ivanka alone. Now he is really pissed. The Dems are so stupid they didn’t realize President Trump had another gear of ornery to shift into.

    • lateblum says:

      I’d like to see them subpoena the agreements between Netflix and Susan Rice or is it Power? And with bronco bama. I’ve looked at the Netflix offerings of late I cannot find much that doesn’t push the Left’s agenda and/or messages.

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  30. Mothy67 says:

    Haha

  31. helenk3 says:

    random thought

    what ever happened to the old rule in journalism where you had to have two credible sources before you published a story?
    Today it seems like some drunk at a bar could mumble something and it gets reports as gospel truth.

    • DeniseVB says:

      I think they make up an anonymous source for the other side of the story. Or, we tried to reach blah-blah or didn’t return our call.

    • lateblum says:

      I think some “drunk at a bar” has more credibility.

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      Well I was taught in three was better because one source often turned out to be not that great. But I still lay part of the blame on Woodward and Bernstein and their counterparts in Hollywood for showing that weak sources could be very very weak.

  32. DandyTIger says:

    I’m getting the distinct impression that Dems just aren’t handling Hilary’s loss very well.

  33. Angie says:

  34. DeniseVB says:

    Straight up lying now.

  35. Niles says:

    Ivory Bill Woodpecker, on July 25, 2019 at 10:15 am said:
    At least the GOP elite are getting to keep their wealth, power, and privileges in return for their treason.

    Niles and the Kl0wn and their fellow cr@wd@ds are willing to betray their country for nothing more than the “psychological wages of whiteness”, as DuBois would have put it. They would crawl naked over broken glass to piss on Old Glory, then lick Putin’s arse, if Putin will only grant them the right to say the N-word whenever they please.

    White supremacy is a helluva drug.

    Niles, on July 26, 2019 at 10:09 pm said:
    I can say the N-word any time I want. You’re a nitwit. Here’s another: You’re a nutball. If you start wearing a tinfoil hat then maybe your toaster will quit talking dirty to you.

    And stop eating paste – it has gluten in it.

  36. DeniseVB says:

    Awwww, taking the wife out on a date night 😀

  37. Angie says:

    Remember the angry short guy in the bagel store that went viral a few weeks ago?

    He still hasn’t found love. (Maybe it’s time he start “paying for it”)

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  39. Angie says:

    So went to my parents house tonight & the story about that crazy #WaxMyBalls dude was on TV. My dad says the salons should hire a man & tell the #WaxMyBalls a man will do it & watch how fast he declines.
    I said: it’s not just that, you need training & special wax
    My dad (interrupting me): who cares? I’d use my knife and duct tape to wax him.
    Lol!

  40. DeniseVB says:

    Here’s your antidote to Alyssa crying 😀

  41. Mothy67 says:

    Sweet kid

  42. Myiq2xu™ says:

  43. Mothy67 says:

    I hope SCOTUS take the case

  44. Dora says:

    What a moron this man is!

  45. votermom says:

    I’m sad – some people are being offered 3 months free KU but not me 😭
    And many thanks to anyone whp clicks my amazon links …

    • lateblum says:

      I’m really angry with Amazon. My Smart tv had a “glitch” last weekend and in order to watch Prime (and Netflix, Hulu or any other streaming service) I had to connect my Sony Blu-ray player and connect it to the internet. This week, I rec’d an email from.amazon that warned me they were no longer supporting that specific company’s Blu-ray device in the future. But if I wanted to purchase the Amazon Fire stick they would give me $25 discount. They can stick their coupons and fire sticks in the appropriate location. I wonder if they will do this to everyone who connects to the internet via a Blu-ray device.

      Btw, kudos to Samsung who helped me to reset my smart tv even though it was out of waranty, something similar happened a few years ago with my LG smart tv and LG
      Wanted me to spend $200+ to ship it back and then pay them to repair it if it even could be repaired. This is how I ended up with a Samsung. I’ll stick with them.

      • votermom says:

        Ugh that sucks. Glad to hear Samsung has good customer service.

        • lateblum says:

          Yes. I was pleasantly surprised. Very surprised, in fact. So much so that I’m letting people know and recommending Samsung now for its customer service. I hope I won’t be misleading anyone.

      • lyn says:

        Glad your TV is back. I like the Roku over the fire stick. I hadn’t used the fire stick for more than a year, and I couldn’t get it to work. Hubby took the power cord for his kindle fire.

        • lateblum says:

          Thanks,lyn. I bought a Roku but haven’t started using it yet. I’m glad Mr. lyn found good use for the cord. 😉

  46. Dora says:

  47. DeniseVB says:

    Your Morning Trump Tweet to start the day 🙂

  48. DeniseVB says:

    There seems to be a wing of very impatient lefty lunatics who are mad at Pelosi for not having IMPEACHED Orange Man Bad by now, she promised !!!!!!!!! Ran into a nest of them by accident when I stumbled into a Samantha Bee tweetgasm. Read the comments, lol. Some are mad at her too.

  49. DeniseVB says:

    I ❤ Dan.

  50. DeniseVB says:

    OMG, I love this. And, Owen Shroyer, swoon.

  51. Mothy67 says:

    BWahahaha

  52. Dora says:

    Ah yes. And it makes the victory even sweeter.

  53. Angie says:

    🤣🤣🤣

  54. Dora says:

    • DeniseVB says:

      Meanwhile, in our own tolerant country, LGBT continues to ban gay conservatives from their clubhouses. (True story. See: Brandon Straka).

  55. Myiq2xu™ says:

    She can issue all the EOs she wants if she wins, but as long as Cocaine Mitch controls the Senate she’ll get what the littlest pig got for legislation. If Trump gets to put one more solid conservative on SCOTUS the Left will be fucked for at least 20 years.

    • lyn says:

      Make it so. Trump needs two to stomp the leftists into the ground.

    • lateblum says:

      When I was out walking this morning (before it gets too hot and crowded at the lake) I told one of the LEOs “guarding” the tennis courts, that I was gonna vote for Marianne Williamson Because she made more sense than the all the democrats running or not. The cop laughed and said she thought it was the perfect response to make her friends who are nuts that she is a conservative.

  56. lyn says:

    In the replies, the leftist white supremacists continue hating Sarah.

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