Dead Men Tell No Tales

Side-by-side pictures of Jeffrey Epstein and Bill Clinton

Gee, nobody saw this coming:

Jeffrey Epstein has died by suicide, sources say

Jailed multimillionaire financier and accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein has died by suicide, two law enforcement sources said Saturday, a day after a court unsealed new details of the claims against him.

The Federal Bureau of Prisons confirmed Epstein’s death, saying he was found unresponsive in his cell at New York’s Metropolitan Correctional Center around 6:30 a.m. ET.

Staff started life-saving measures, and Epstein was taken to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead, the bureau said in a news release.

No foul play is suspected in his death, a federal official told CNN. The bureau’s release called it “an apparent suicide,” and said the FBI is investigating. Authorities believe Epstein hanged himself, one of the law enforcement sources said.

The New York City medical examiner’s office hasn’t determined his manner of death.

Epstein had been jailed since early July, when he pleaded not guilty to charges by New York federal prosecutors after an indictment accused him of sex trafficking dozens of underage girls, some as young as 14 years old.

News of Epstein’s death comes a day after hundreds of pages of court documents were unsealed in New York federal court, alleging new details of sexual abuse claims against Epstein and several associates.

US Attorney General William Barr said Saturday that he was “appalled” to learn Epstein died of an apparent suicide in federal custody. The Justice Department’s inspector general will investigate the circumstances of his death, Barr said.

“Mr. Epstein’s death raises serious questions that must be answered,” Barr said in a news release. Separately, a source familiar with the situation said Barr was livid at the events surrounding Epstein’s apparent suicide and is determined to get to the bottom of what happened.

I’m guessing it was autoerotic asphyxiation. When Wanking Goes Wrong.

This is weird – when I started to write this post the first thing I did was google “Jeffrey Epstein Bill Clinton” to look for a picture of the two men together. I swear I saw one before, from back before being seen with Epstein was a big no-no. But the google results were pictures of Epstein with Donald Trump. Is Google manipulating their algorithm again?

Anyhoo, Old Jeffy won’t be talking to no investigators now. There will be some investigations still, including how exactly he died while on suicide watch. And there are still some of Jeffy’s associates who have some ‘splainin’ to do.

Jeffy couldn’t breathe with a rope around his neck, but I’m sure there are some people who are breathing easier today.

In totally unrelated news, the Clinton Body Count has increased by one.

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114 Responses to Dead Men Tell No Tales

  1. lyn says:

  2. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • lyn says:

      aka. Stay on the plantation.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Do they realize their welfare/assistance checks will be cut for this EXTRA income ?

      • Myiq2xu™ says:

        They ain’t never gonna get no reparations money anyway. The Democrats know it will never fly, but when it fails in Congress they plan to blame those racist Republicans.

        The CBC will milk that sucker for years. I can already see Elijah Cummings giving a tearful speech just before the vote.

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  6. Mothy67 says:

    I think The Hunt plot looks like the elites are the deranged characters. One of the “deplorables” fights back and kicks ass. No different than any of The Purge/I Spit on Your Grave revenge porn films. Probably included deplorables in ads before shootings for publicity which backfired. It had a two time Oscar winner (Hillary Swank) and if not stars at least recognizable faces in the cast.

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      If the killers were Trump supporters that would be offensive, but it is still just a movie.

      When you think about it, that sounds like a movie they would be more likely to make. I wonder if the real reason they pulled it down is that people objected to Trump supporters being the victims and heroes while rich Progs are the bad guys.

      • DeniseVB says:

        NRA slammed the movie too, making killing humans for fun and sport is what’s wrong in society, no matter what side.

      • 1539days says:

        The trailer definitely means to imply that the kidnapped people are southern Trump supporters and that one woman gets her revenge on the (liberal) people who hunted them.

        But since this is made by the people who did “Get Out” there’s probably some twist at the end where they were being hunted on a Trump property or something.

    • John Denney says:

      Makes me think of the short story, “The Most Dangerous Game”, which was in one of my High School English books.

      Ha! Found it on the ‘net!

  7. Dora says:

    AUDIO: Jeffrey Epstein DEAD FOR HOURS On Suicide Watch With Cameras In Cell Before EMS Arrived

    People are asking how Jeffrey Epstein “committed suicide” when he was on suicide watch and being monitored by multiple guards and cameras.

    • Constance says:

      And if he was dead in his cell why did they take him out with his face uncovered? That picture of him looks deliberate so what point were they trying to make by making sure it is seen? Was he found with a rope around his neck? How did he get a rope? Hospital stretchers have a lower level so they can put a dead guy down below, drape a sheet over what looks like an empty bed and move the dead guy out during the day without freaking everyone out. Transporting a dead guy with his face visible is just wrong. Maybe they want it known he is dead but he is really in witness protection.

  8. 1539days says:

    Snopes says nothing to see here. Epstein and Clinton didn’t take pictures together.

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      That is possible. I thought I saw a picture or two of them together but I can’t swear to it. OTOH, how did a search for Epstein and Bill bring up pictures of Epstein and Trump?

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  11. Dora says:

    A little something to relax at the end of a frustrating news day. Doesn’t it look delicious? I love the Baileys. 🙂

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      Pour peach schnapps in a glass. Gently pour a little Baileys in followed by a couple drops of grenadine. The result should look like a chunk of brain tissue floating in liquid. The first time I saw one of those it was called a “brain hemorrhage.” I was in a bar in Mountain View when some mean looking giant cowboy put his hand on my shoulder and asked, “You want a brain hemorrhage?” I was sitting on a barstool and when I turned my head to look at him I was looking at his belt buckle. Then I looked up and almost peed my pants.
      “No, thank you” I replied in a squeaky voice while nudging the co-worker who took me there with my elbow.
      “It’s a drink, dummy” said my co-worker.

      I had to wait for my hands to quit shaking to drink it.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Captain Morgan and coke is easier 🙂

    • 1539days says:

      I just poured some Irish creme into a cup of root beer with ice. Still pretty good.

    • John Denney says:

      A friend paid a surprise visit during my starving student days. She brought Southern Comfort; the only thing I had in the fridge for a mixer was root beer kool-aid.

      The flavors actually complemented quite nicely.

      Now it’s “Not Your Father’s Root Beer” over ice with a shot of Southern Comfort. An intrigued bartender once sampled it and said it tasted like a root beer float.

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  14. DeniseVB says:

    Well here’s another spin, and I like Buck, but I never heard of Epstein before Sexy Island rumors. Who was he before that, other than helping the Clintons with their foundation?

    • 1539days says:

      Epstein was a “Hollywood billionaire” and hung around the entertainment industry. One theory is that he arranged secret trips for wealthy people, then blackmailed them into investing with him. It was a way to make him rich and launder money. At least, that’s a theory.

      • Myiq2xu™ says:

        The Hollywood crowd must spend a fortune in hush money, blackmail, and “undisclosed amount” settlements. Not to mention bribes and campaign donations.

    • taw46 says:

      That is bs to say there are no photos of Clinton with Epstein. He started flying Clinton around when he started his foundation. I remember reading about him flying both Clinton and Bono to Africa, probably 2001 or 2002. That was the first I ever heard of Epstein. I guess all those news stories have been scrubbed as well.

      • Myiq2xu™ says:

        What Google does is fix it so the articles don’t show up in search results. The articles are still there, but good luck finding them by googling.

  15. DeniseVB says:

    Who didn’t see this coming, duh Hollywood……

  16. Mothy67 says:

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      Kevin Williamson is full of shit.

      • Mothy67 says:

        I agree he’s an ass, but don’t you think he has a point about candidates not aligning with the twitter outrage du jour?

    • swanspirit says:

      Pedophiles, facing any consequences or accountability for their actions are a high risk for suicide, but not if they are supervised with the proper precautions. On one unit where I worked, we had a quiet room with a heat lamp, so that even if the client stripped naked and demanded a blanket, we could turn the temperature up, so they would stay comfortable, without anything. The precautions for suicide have been well known, and practiced for a very long time.

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  21. lyn says:

    Lance has little dick.

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  23. Island Girl says:

    What a difference a Saturday night makes eh Epstein?
    Not sure what what I believe just yet………..

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  26. swanspirit says:

    This was such a good read, I needed a cigarette 🚬 afterwards.

    When Victor Arnautoff took on the job of depicting George Washington’s life for the walls of George Washington High School in San Francisco, he mixed his usual bad style with anti-American dogma. The Communist Party member depicts Washington as a slave owner and a murderer of American Indians. His America was an imperialist nation built on the oppression of minorities and exploitation of workers.

    Few noticed. Time passed.

    Arnautoff moved to the Soviet Union in the 60s after being investigated by the House Unamerican Activities Committee. He continued to produce ugly but unknown murals in the USSR.

    And then modern identity politics leftists, to whom Arnautoff was just another dead white man, noticed the George Washington High School murals and decided that they were racist and must be destroyed.

    After a vote by a San Francisco school board, $600,000 will be spent destroying the anti-American mural.

    The irony of a Communist artist’s anti-American art falling victim to contemporary anti-American activists shows that even long after Stalin’s death, the purge of Soviet artists still continues. The battle over the mural has pitted old lefties, who understood what Arnautoff was trying to accomplish, with a new generation of identity politics crybullies who monetize their brand by crying about their trauma.

    Old lefties have begun pursuing a ballot measure to save the mural.

    At an ILWU meeting, celebrating Arnautoff ‘s participation in the labor movement, a small group of young lefties took the meeting hostage to protest the mural, while elderly lefties shouted, “Shame” at them. The sight of scraggly bearded reds in open collar shirts practically weeping as a new generation of cultural revolutionists refused to listen to their explanations of the mural was tragically hilarious.

    The revolution was not only devouring its own children, but even its own grandparents.

    • Constance says:

      Interesting, I looked at the mural they are painting out and if ever there was a mural that needed to be removed that is it. I really don’t think dead people of any kind need to be represented in a mural for young people.

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  29. DeniseVB says:

    It’s explained in the comments, then you can’t unsee it, lol.

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    OMG! Is he trying to play the Pope?

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  33. DeniseVB says:

    Did I miss the NYC Corrections Press Conference? You’d think someone would have made a statement on Epstein’s death by now. “Yeah he dead” or something. “Crime Scene” should have been analyzed and autopsy done by now? I know, I know, 48 hour rule.

  34. DeniseVB says:

    Juanita’s been a fun follow during Epstein. Here she is replying to a former “Navy JAG officer”

  35. Mothy67 says:

    Something not epstein I ran across
    So the season 3 of American Crime Story is about the Lewinsky affair. It will premiere in October of 2020 a month before the election. Monica is one of the producers. Dims are not happy. I wonder what that’s about. I’d assume Ryan Murphy is a leftist and his upcoming Netflix series stars Bette Midler. Don’t see how it can be told without casting the clintons in a bad light. Curious that he is doing it an election year. I watched Am. Horror Story: Cult and found it critical of fanatics on both sides. Wonder if he too despises killary.

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