The past couple days remind me of the time that Robin Ventura charged the mound after getting hit by a Nolan Ryan pitch. The tall, lanky pitcher from Texas grabbed Ventura in a headlock and delivered a series of uppercuts to Ventura’s face. After the game a reporter asked Ryan about the incident, adding that Ventura seemed pretty angry when he charged the mound. “He changed his mind once he got out there” Ryan replied.
Meanwhile, the candidate from Oozing Heterosexual Masculinity thinks we are despicable. His best friend T-Bone was unavailable for comment.