Monthly Archives: October 2019

Reelect Donald Trump: He Ain’t No Fuckin’ Nice Guy

What are little boys made of? What are little boys made of? Snips and snails And puppy-dogs’ tails That’s what little boys are made of What are little girls made of? What are little girls made of? Sugar and spice … Continue reading

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Angry Black Woman Is Angry That White People Run Away From Her

The former starting linebacker for the Chicago Bears can’t understand why white people don’t want to play with her. “It’s not my fault they can’t take a punch,” said the former Evil Stepmother of the United States. (ESMOTUS) Michelle Obama … Continue reading

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Leftist Writer Unclear On Concept Of “Connect The Dots”

Remember those puzzles we used to get where you connect the dots in the proper order and it makes a picture? Jill Filipovic at CNN: Trump team’s disgusting smear of Alexander Vindman One man is a refugee-turned-American-soldier, a decorated lieutenant … Continue reading

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Tootsday Open Thread – Walls Are Closing In Edition

That video was published on August 1st, so I’m guesstimating that there are another 300-400 new examples out there now. I have been busy the past couple of days winterizing my yard before the rainy season starts. Assuming, of course, … Continue reading

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“IT” It’s Another Open Thread Edition !

My neighbors just put up a two story graphic window with this “face”. Creepy as hell, hello Halloween ! Back to you Nancy … Have fun ya’ll !

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President Trump Shows Class While Nats Fans Show Their Ass

So President Trump decided to catch a World Series game since the Washington Nationals are in it. When the National’s fans saw Trump on the Jumbotron they started booing and chanting “Lock him up!” No mention of what they want … Continue reading

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The Caliph is Dead

Our military seems to have knocked off another terrorist leader. Democrats are calling it a “wag the dog” moment. The first of the three “Rightly-Guided Caliphs” who took over after Muhammad died was Abu Bakr, Muhammad’s father-in-law. He lasted two … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday, Madam President – Now Take Your Medication

There is a nondescript building outside Chappaqua, New York. Inside that building is a full-scale mock-up of the Oval Office. The building is a mental hospital with one patient. The nurses and orderlies all dress in business attire and call … Continue reading

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Tis the Season, This is Halloween Open Thread

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We Will Soon Find Out If We Still Have Justice In This Country

Word is that the Durham investigation into the origins of the Russian collusion hoax is now a criminal investigation. If true, this could be huge. The Schitty Impeachment Posse is going nowhere at high speed. One day we are hearing … Continue reading

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We Need To put Journalists On The Endangered Species List

Remember all those college snowflakes we were mocking 10 years ago? They have graduated and have found jobs in the “real” world. Apparently, lots of them became snowflake journalists. (In my day reporters were “intrepid journalists.”) This was written by … Continue reading

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Congressional Republicans Grow A Testicle

WATCH: here's the video of when 2 dozen GOP members, led by @mattgaetz entered the secure hearing room (SCIF) to interrupt witness testimony in the #ImpeachmentInquiry as they demand access, despite not being committee members. They're complaining it's a "Soviet-style … Continue reading

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Uncle Vlad Is Watching

When they bashed Hillary for her “vast right-wing conspiracy” comment back in the 90s I defended her. Now she is seeing Russians under every bed and behind every tree. Is her inner circle trying to talk her down off the … Continue reading

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Let Them Eat Jake

If impersonating a journalist was a crime they would haul away every talking head at the Crappy Non-News network. “Jake the Fake” Tapper is butthurt that the GOP doesn’t want to appear on his crappy show, State of the Union … Continue reading

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This kind of stuff is wrong and should be condemned

Hah. This is so good dude, I’m so glad to see the view from below. pic.twitter.com/XuMavivG4q — Micah|Micycle 🎃 (@Micycle444) October 19, 2019 No one has the right to behave like this. There is no place for this crap in … Continue reading

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Specious and Vexatious

The Democrats have a problem. Actually, they have lots of problems, but there is one specific problem I want to discuss. The Democrat problem I wanna talk about is the failure of President Donald J. Trump to commit any impeachable … Continue reading

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Democrats are Accusing Trump of Gaslighting the American People

Democrats are accusing Trump of gaslighting the American people and we all know what that means. Democrats project more than an IMAX theater, so if they accuse Trump of gaslighting, that is exactly what the are doing. Projection is a … Continue reading

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Sure Happy It’s Thursday

Shocking moment angry commuters drag two #ExtinctionRebellion protestors off the top of a train in Canning Town and attack them. pic.twitter.com/EZAMa9tT2t — Mahatir Pasha (@mahatir_pasha) October 17, 2019 I wasn’t shocked. I was cheering. We see this tactic being used … Continue reading

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This is Kinda HUMONGUS

Joey Plugs and his Democrat shills defenders have claimed that when VP Joe demanded that Ukraine fire the prosecutor looking into Burisma he was just following orders going along with what the entire free world wanted. Since we all know … Continue reading

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Anderson Cooper Proclaims Bidens Are Innocent

If you were to tell a mother with an infant that her baby is ugly she will likely react very much like Anderson Cooper did last night. CNN’s Anderson Cooper was accused Tuesday night of giving Joe Biden a pass … Continue reading

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