I was gonna write a post laying out the details of my secret plan for world domination but this is waaay better. All those pussyhat-wearing NeverTrumpers who said Trump was too crude and uncivil to win last time are gonna really hate Trump 2.0 – “Unleash the Donald!”
This is the fight the Democrats wanted.
Nancy: “If we grab the lion by the tuft at the end of his tail he will be paralyzed and helpless.”
Chuck: “Are you sure about that? Won’t the lion just spin around and tear us to pieces?”
Nancy: “Oh, yeah, I’m sure. I saw it on Wild Kingdom.”