Tootsday Open Thread – Walls Are Closing In Edition

That video was published on August 1st, so I’m guesstimating that there are another 300-400 new examples out there now.

I have been busy the past couple of days winterizing my yard before the rainy season starts. Assuming, of course, that it ever rains in California again. There are big fires at both ends of the state. Mom is convinced the fires will converge on us.

Only two more shopping days until Halloween! If you still have any Halloween shopping to do, head straight for the clearance section at Walmart. They have their Christmas stuff out on the shelves for about 2 weeks now. Remember when the Christmas season didn’t start until after Thanksgiving?

My cousin is supposed to come by today with one of those long-handled chain saws to prune my apricot tree. “How short do you want it,” he asked. “Like the first day of boot camp short,” I told him.

NSFW Dick-pic Warning!

Dick

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Unless President Donald J. Trump pulls a hat out of a rabbit real soon, on 1/21/21 I will wake up in a socialist banana republic.
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71 Responses to Tootsday Open Thread – Walls Are Closing In Edition

  1. DeniseVB says:

    Between the rolling blackouts and fires, we do think about our Cali peeps 🙂 You and Mumsie stay safe. ❤

    I think Christmas came earlier and earlier because of all the wars, the deadlines to ship Christmas packages to the troops started coming earlier in Nov.

    Yeah, Halloween candy is being slashed in 1/2 at our local stores which works for us every year. When we bought too early, had to buy replacements by Halloween anyhow. We call it our Halloween diet. 😛

    • helenk3 says:

      just remember to turnout the lights and close the door when you get to the reeses peanut butter cups

      • DeniseVB says:

        LOL, we always save our favorites for last bags to open.

      • lateblum says:

        I bought candy yesterday but didn’t get Reese’s pb cups. We have almost no trick or treaters at my building because it’s a building d’uh. So I bought one bag of Milky Ways for them and one bag of Almond Joys for me. If I’d bought Reese’s, I wouldn’t even bother to turn the lights on. 😉

        • DeniseVB says:

          Like em’s neighborhood, most of our trick or treaters are bused in by church groups or driven over from local neighborhoods by parents who think they’ll get the full sized candy bars. LOL, not. Every year, I think, can we just deliver small bags of candy to our local kids, then turn out the light? Another fear, can we be sued if that precious Elsa in her flowy gown falls down our steps? Oy.

    • Myiq2xu™ says:

      This year I’m putting police tape across the front to the house and an official-looking sign that says “Crime Scene – Do Not Enter.”

  2. Dora says:

    Oh that picture! Well, you did warn us.

  3. helenk3 says:

    now dems tell witnesses not to answer questions from republicans.

    who made pencilneck the big boss aside from in his own mind?????

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  5. mcnorman says:

    Can someone tell me why?

    • foxyladi14 says:

      Not real!! The Thursday vote is not an actual impeachment vote. It will be a vote on the inquiry only.

  6. helenk3 says:

    Juan is being more of an ass than usual today. critizing Trump’s way to celebrating the death of a terrorist. Wonder why I think of the dems today as the American chapter of ISIS

  7. DeniseVB says:

    For those who don’t follow the msm. Here’s a nice summary of the past few weeks…..

  8. DeniseVB says:

    I’m not sure what Kanye is up to, but I enjoyed this. I know James Corden is a lefty, still a cool clip…dammit, the left is driving me to preaching the good word on street corners now, so tired of the hate 😀

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  10. DeniseVB says:

    Have we had enough yet? Sickos.

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      I am not even going to click that link because I am sure those actresses are not nearly as good as this group:

  11. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • lyn says:

      I didn’t see a Brennan supporter in the replies. Where are Obama and Pierre?

    • 1539days says:

      Except Benedict Arnold got a pension from the British for being a traitor.

    • Cisco says:

      Oh, I can guarn-f’kng-tee Benedict Brennan that the day, to the very second you sum-bitch’s try to remove President Trump from office based on the results of this Soviet style inquisition, American patriots will stay resolute and stronger in face of the Democrat political corruption and its coup attempt.
      Capice?

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  17. lyn says:

    Oh, Pierre …

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  21. Dora says:

    Wherever you find democrats, you can be sure there is corruption.

    ==

    The Plundering Of Ukraine By Corrupt American Democrats
    https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/plundering-ukraine-corrupt-american-democrats.

  22. Dora says:

    Oh no! As if there is not enough traffic already.

  23. DeniseVB says:

    Hee, hee……

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  25. Somebody says:

    Ruh roh, impeachment may not be going as well as planned what with their little commie in uniform admitting under oath transcript was accurate save a few words that do not change content. Also, he admitted under oath to crimes of sharing classified stuff and admitted to NYT that he worked with Ukraine to undermine POTUS.

    Just now on my newsfeed via CBS, they trot out crooked Mitch Landrieu to proclaim Biden is the best chance in 2020 to counter racism in the south.

    So they’re rolling racism out again, yawn. Polls in the AA community must be scaring the shit out of them, so they roll out Landrieu. Cue race hustlers in 3, 2, 1.

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