Daily Archives: December 1, 2019

“Honest, Officer. I wasn’t mooning anyone. I was sunning my butthole”

Me: “We have reached Peak Crazy. Nothing could be crazier than this.” The World: “Hold my beer.” They’re soaking up some rays where the sun don’t shine. The hottest trend gripping wellness die-hards is tanning their cans, or “perineum sunning,” … Continue reading

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