“Nobody is above the law.” – Adam Schiff (D-Anus)
Let me tell you about Sheriff Joe. He’s the rootinest tootinest cowboy to ever ride off into the sunset on the Acela Express. In his youth, Sheriff Joe wiped out the infamous “Cornpop Gang” that frequented a local watering hole. In 1973 Sheriff Joe moved to Washington DC. Not long after he arrived, a notorious outlaw named “Tricky Dick” skedaddled out of town and headed for Californee.
Sheriff Joe has touched a lot of lives in the 47 years he’s been swimming naked in the Potomac Swamp.
That deplorable “Donnie Two-Scoops” fella is quakin’ in his Ferragamo loafers at the thought of facing Sheriff Joe. So don’t pay no nevermind to that malarkey about Ukraine. Everybody knows that Sheriff Joe is as clean as a San Francisco sidewalk. Yesireebob.
And here’s the other way that Wednesday’s impeachment vote shouldn’t be the end of the story. For years, the alleged abuse of power and corruption by President Trump has been investigated over and over and over again. But what about the alleged Biden corruption? Not a single investigation.
Sure, you now have Sens. Grassley, Johnson and others pushing for a review of Hunter Biden’s overseas dealings. But where have they been? We’ve been laying out the Biden corruption for nearly a year.
And while we’re talking about your Ukraine corruption, how about your China corruption? So, #JoeChina, what exactly did Hunter do in Beijing in December 2013 when you took him there on Air Force Two? Was it a coincidence that less than two weeks later, his company signed an exclusive and unprecedented billion-dollar deal with a state-owned Bank of China? Any connection to the fact that you went soft on China just at that moment, and still to this day say there is no competition?
It doesn’t stop with Hunter, does it, Joe? Corruption is a whole family business for the Bidens, as Peter Schweizer documents in his new book, “Profiles in Corruption.”
Your son-in-law, Howard Krein, was the chief medical officer at a tiny company called StartUp Health that went on to receive unprecedented access and support from the Obama administration.
Your brother, James, with no experience in construction, was hired as an executive vice president at a construction company, the HillStone Group, less than three weeks after the firm’s president visited the White House. In the following months, HillStone was awarded tens of millions of dollars’ worth of government contracts.
Your brother, Frank, with no experience in real estate, or Costa Rica, got lucrative real estate deals in Costa Rica, just months after you happened to visit the country’s vice president. And here is another Costa Rica coincidence for Frank Biden: heir government did a deal with Frank’s energy company. Of course, he had no experience in energy, either, on a solar project that received a U.S. taxpayer-backed $6.5 million loan.
Oh, wait – there’s a Frank Biden-Caribbean coincidence, too. In June 2014, as vice president, you, Joe Biden, announced the launch of a new program to boost financing for Caribbean energy projects. Later on, the Obama administration announced a $47.5 million loan to build a 20-megawatt solar facility in Jamaica.
Guess who ended up signing a deal to build a 20-megawatt solar facility in Jamaica? The man himself, Frank Biden. It’s like Frank is the new Hunter.
And it looks like you, Joe Biden, and the whole corrupt snouts in the trough Biden family — Hunter, Frank, James, Howard – for decades, you’ve grifted taxpayers while pretending to be just a regular blue-collar family. What a joke.
So here is the question: What the hell do we have to do to get the Biden corruption investigated? For three years, President Trump has his administration blocked and probed and hounded, but nothing on the other side. That is not fair. That is not justice. That is not the rule of law, but the law of the “swamp” – and the king of the swamp is Joe Biden.
Okay, that’s enough of your malarkey you lying dog-faced pony soldier! Keep it up and Sheriff Joe is gonna take you behind the gym and beat the hell out of you.