Joe Nobody

Sheriff Joe


“Nobody is above the law.” – Adam Schiff (D-Anus)

Let me tell you about Sheriff Joe. He’s the rootinest tootinest cowboy to ever ride off into the sunset on the Acela Express. In his youth, Sheriff Joe wiped out the infamous “Cornpop Gang” that frequented a local watering hole. In 1973 Sheriff Joe moved to Washington DC. Not long after he arrived, a notorious outlaw named “Tricky Dick” skedaddled out of town and headed for Californee.

Sheriff Joe has touched a lot of lives in the 47 years he’s been swimming naked in the Potomac Swamp.

That deplorable “Donnie Two-Scoops” fella is quakin’ in his Ferragamo loafers at the thought of facing Sheriff Joe. So don’t pay no nevermind to that malarkey about Ukraine. Everybody knows that Sheriff Joe is as clean as a San Francisco sidewalk. Yesireebob.

Steve Hilton: The Biden family has been grifting taxpayers for decades – it’s time to investigate them


And here’s the other way that Wednesday’s impeachment vote shouldn’t be the end of the story. For years, the alleged abuse of power and corruption by President Trump has been investigated over and over and over again. But what about the alleged Biden corruption? Not a single investigation.

Sure, you now have Sens. Grassley, Johnson and others pushing for a review of Hunter Biden’s overseas dealings. But where have they been? We’ve been laying out the Biden corruption for nearly a year.


And while we’re talking about your Ukraine corruption, how about your China corruption? So, #JoeChina, what exactly did Hunter do in Beijing in December 2013 when you took him there on Air Force Two? Was it a coincidence that less than two weeks later, his company signed an exclusive and unprecedented billion-dollar deal with a state-owned Bank of China? Any connection to the fact that you went soft on China just at that moment, and still to this day say there is no competition?

It doesn’t stop with Hunter, does it, Joe? Corruption is a whole family business for the Bidens, as Peter Schweizer documents in his new book, “Profiles in Corruption.”

Your son-in-law, Howard Krein, was the chief medical officer at a tiny company called StartUp Health that went on to receive unprecedented access and support from the Obama administration.

Your brother, James, with no experience in construction, was hired as an executive vice president at a construction company, the HillStone Group, less than three weeks after the firm’s president visited the White House. In the following months, HillStone was awarded tens of millions of dollars’ worth of government contracts.

Your brother, Frank, with no experience in real estate, or Costa Rica, got lucrative real estate deals in Costa Rica, just months after you happened to visit the country’s vice president. And here is another Costa Rica coincidence for Frank Biden: heir government did a deal with Frank’s energy company. Of course, he had no experience in energy, either, on a solar project that received a U.S. taxpayer-backed $6.5 million loan.

Oh, wait – there’s a Frank Biden-Caribbean coincidence, too. In June 2014, as vice president, you, Joe Biden, announced the launch of a new program to boost financing for Caribbean energy projects. Later on, the Obama administration announced a $47.5 million loan to build a 20-megawatt solar facility in Jamaica.

Guess who ended up signing a deal to build a 20-megawatt solar facility in Jamaica? The man himself, Frank Biden. It’s like Frank is the new Hunter.

And it looks like you, Joe Biden, and the whole corrupt snouts in the trough Biden family — Hunter, Frank, James, Howard – for decades, you’ve grifted taxpayers while pretending to be just a regular blue-collar family. What a joke.

So here is the question: What the hell do we have to do to get the Biden corruption investigated? For three years, President Trump has his administration blocked and probed and hounded, but nothing on the other side. That is not fair. That is not justice. That is not the rule of law, but the law of the “swamp” – and the king of the swamp is Joe Biden.

Okay, that’s enough of your malarkey you lying dog-faced pony soldier! Keep it up and Sheriff Joe is gonna take you behind the gym and beat the hell out of you.

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106 Responses to Joe Nobody

  1. Myiq2xu™ says:

    It’s not that the media loves Joe Biden, it’zs just that they can’t go after Hairplug Joe without soiling Barry the Dog Eater too.

  2. Anthony says:

    Sadly (for him), history will remember him as Hunter Biden’s father

  3. votermom says:

    Like a Pony Soldier mm mm
    Wiping out in a caucus in Cornpop’s Iowa

  4. Somebody says:

    OT- Denise best in show at Westminster is tonight. Burns the long haired dachshund is in the running again as he took the hound group.

  5. Myiq2xu™ says:

    • Cisco says:

      A few there’s this.
      Definitely going to catch media attention because the new proposed design is just like TrumpForce1 but with subtle variations.

      • taw46 says:

        I liked the current one, but it is a tired design. Time for an upgrade and this new design is sharp. And a big plus for it looking like the Trump plane, lol.

      • Mt.Laurel says:

        I loved the comment on getting rid of the UN baby blue color scheme. One you see the similarity you can’t unseen a big old UN ruining everything.

        The new design is actually very classic – goes well with rumored Greek and Roman designs for new fed buildings that would be in keeping with many of the monuments and other older buildings in DC that are beautiful. Not the horrors of the so called modern age have been shoved in our faces where at best the look like a three year old vision of the future and worst like communist/prison crap.

    • Constance says:

      Thank God and President Trump. I’m sick of butt ugly public buildings built at our expense by men with endless egos and bad ideas.

  6. Myiq2xu™ says:

    I was agreeing with Manjoo until this paragraph:

    First, there is nothing especially admirable about the development of single-family zoning in America. Though the policy is now defended as a way to maintain the ineffable “local character” of neighborhoods, single-family zoning has a history in segregation. As historian Richard Rothstein has documented, single-family zoning was one of the many ways white homeowners and politicians kept African Americans out of suburbs.

    The primary purpose of single-family zoning was never to keep out minorities. Just because someone uses a hammer to commit a murder that doesn’t make homicide the primary purpose of hammers.

    • helenk3 says:

      try living in an apartment for 4 kids ages from 15 to 2. see how fast you want a single home with room for the kids to go outside and play. Yes, any of our forefathers did this, why do you think there was a rise in single-family homes?
      My favorite home was a rowhouse in Philadelphia. we lived on the corner and there was a small park in the middle of the square where the kids played. All the parents could see the kids and watch out for them. picture about 125 kids. It taught my kids a lot of valuable lessons about getting along with others and how to share. Still have great memories and there is a page on facebook where we keep in touch. Really strange to see kids you know now grown up married and some are even grandparents now.

    • elliesmom says:

      It’s easier to control people in multi-family living units. You can impose all kinds of rules that single family home owners won’t put up with. You can even tell people how many kids they’re allowed to have.

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  13. Anthony says:

    From the looks of the early numbers, “Joe Nobody'” is accurate. Frau Blucher edging out the imaginary Native American and the old Communist toe to toe with the young Manchurian. What a fucking life we might be in store for…

  14. Mothy67 says:

    I was surprised to discover mayor pete was not the preferred one for the militant gays. They were sanders fans. I had to digest my conversations. It is about control. Pete is not radical enough for the wanna be dictators. They don’t just want your money they want your thoughts.
    Maybe I am just old and crusty but I just don’t grasp this gender fluid stuff. I tried to discuss my thoughts as an actual person and someone who has spent a lot of money on girls athletics about the Equality Act.
    I got called names. Bigot. Transphobe. I am like my little girl works very hard. A boy can just step in and negate her. Well I was told they are not boys and I’m not smart enough to think it through. My mind is just closed. I could discuss nothing without insults towards me. I am willing to accept that the world has changed and I might be over the hill but these twenty something young men were absolute in their convictions. They could not or would not even entertain an opposing POV.
    I did not invoke politics. They did. I assume that they are so used to group think that they never consider someone else might think differently. The one guy said Trump is an asshole to me. I was by myself having a vodka, soda, splash of cranberry. I had not said a word to anyone but the bartender. I had been in the ER for 6 hours. I was killing time to avoid rush hour. The guy turned to me and spoke about our Donald. I had a simple reply which was I love him. Well I unleashed the hounds from hell. One of the things they kept bringing up was how he was hated outside the US.. I asked by? Macron or Merkel? They had nothing but Rachel Maddow platitudes. I said Modi, Bolsinaro, Johnson, Duda, Salvini, and Ader might beg to differ. Of course they knew not of these men but they swallow everything from msnbc like its gospel. They told me I would get my head cut off in those countries. I said have you been to Rio? I don’t think so. My overall concern was that these were college educated men that ostensibly had zero critical thinking skills, but they felt themselves so much smarter than me. Are they teaching anything in college now besides America bad

  15. Mothy67 says:

    How is Amy Klobutcher a thing? Doesn’t she eat spaghettj with a hair brush? Thousands of people voted for a person that made a staff member wash a comb to eat a salad??? How do you not just wash your hands. Confession – I tried to eat a salad with a comb. I advise no one to try. I had much better luck using straws as chopsticks. She is dead to me for trying to consome mixed field greens with a grooming product. Dead. I bet she smothers salad in Ranch dressing. I despise ranch. It tastes like rancid milk.

  16. Mothy67 says:

    Haha nanny bloomie is at zero!!

  17. Mothy67 says:

    Anyone else think Amy is the new Joe? I don’t see Pete or Bernie in the general. I would love to see Donald debate either, but if I was President Donald J. Trump I would just not show up to a stacked debate. I’d go to the Salvation Army and pass out steaks with ketchup bottles. I would just say fuck you media. i bet we will be hearing nothing but praise about Amy over the next few weeks. How can the dims be offering this bad of a field???? i have actually gained respect for Donna Brazille. She knew whaf she was doing at the time.

  18. DeniseVB says:

    Heh, heh….

    • lyn says:

      • DeniseVB says:

        Don Jr’s becoming quite the politician. It is a shame this isn’t wall to wall on msm. They better punish this guy to send a message to the other haters. I worry about the Trump supporters standing on the sides of roads waving Trumpy flags……and having fun! Haters hate that 😉

  19. DandyTIger says:

    Now I’m hoping Trump does some serious campaigning in CA and NY and other blue places to get the popular vote. Then those blue states that change their rules so all electoral votes go the popular vote will all vote for Trump. LOL

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    Started watching “Ford v. Ferrari.” Wowzer.

    • SHV says:

      Funny, when it was new in theaters, it got very positive reviews by women on Rotten Tomatoes. My wife really liked it and she saw an ad tonight for it and said that it was a really good movie.

    • Mothy67 says:

      What a concept. Imagine telling a good story without clubbing viewers over the head with SJW crap. I read David Scwimmer thinks they should reboot Friends with a black or hispanic cast. Huh? Monica and Rachel were so white and the humor was in the cliches. I tried to watch that Mindy Kalling movie about late night talk shows. The woman is always bringing up her skin tone. She had a tv show, but she complains about lack of opportunity??? I know thousands of actors who wait tables. I think the same thing when I read about Oscars so white. I thought Streisand did an excellent job adapting The Prince of Tides except for casting herself. She was way to self conscious and I am someone that can watch What’s Up Doc endlessly. Kahn was a treasure. No upper east side therapist would be caught dead with a tacky ankle bracelet. I used to love the Oscars until Meryl gave that speech. They almost always give the trophy to an actress who goes against type. Usually stunning women playing trash. Seriously Erin Brokovitch and Monster’s Ball. I only think Bassett was robbed as portrayal of Tina Turner was “simply the best”. The end of the movie has Anna Mae Bullock singing Whats Love Got to do with it. I thought you are not Turner, Bassett is. Her performance hit me that much.
      I am sort of a fan of the 9-1-1 shows. They have terrible things happen but usually have some heroic resolutions. I don’t want to watch TV that depresses me. The spin off has a moslem woman, a transgender guy and a gay man working as firefighters in Texas. The people with emotional problems are the straight white men and the annoying daughter of Steven Tyler. I find it fun because it is absurd but heroic. A woman working as a ride share driver gets picked up by a cyclone and ends up with her car lodged between two buildings 50 feet in the air. She is rescued. That is what I want from TV.
      I worked with an SJW once. She believed the world started the day she was born. She was extremely critical of everyone. I said did you just seat Patricia Kennedy Lawford next to Arther Miller. She said yeah. I asked if she had ever heard of Marilyn Monroe. She only knew she was an actress. I was not about to give a lecture on politics and playwrites.
      She had gone to Smith and had no idea who Arther Miller and JFK were.

    • lateblum says:

      I loved it! FvF and JJRabbit, those were my two favorite Oscar-nominated for Best movies this year.
      BTW, Cheers for me! I was invited to that Ocasar party last week. The one with the crazed Trump haters. I had 22of 24 correct on the ballot and won the night. And I didn’t start a political war.
      (I know some of you would’ve been braver than I, but being the loudest voice of one in a crowd of many causes me agita.)

  24. Angie says:

    Katy Tur is a moron who has never had to take out a car loan in her life

  25. elliesmom says:

    When Liz Warren ran for the senate the first time, the state party refused to certify any other candidates for the primary ballot so she ran for the nomination unopposed. I confess I helped one of her challengers get enough signatures to get on the ballot only to have her turned away at the state convention. I was still angry at what the DNC had done when they gave Hillary’s delegates to Obama so it was the action that killed the Democrats for me. I have been saying for years that Lizzie has never really been tested, and that when she was, she’d fail. Warren can’t say NH wouldn’t vote for a woman. She can’t say they wouldn’t vote for a socialist. Half of NH is in the Boston TV market so she can’t say the people didn’t know her. She’s toast. Now someone has to tell her to go home. She probably should make room for the idea that the next time she comes up for re-election the state party bosses probably won’t protect her from a challenger.

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    A thread.

  29. taw46 says:

    So much happening since The Acquittal, my head is spinning! LOL. Thanks lyn and everyone for those great links last night. #winning

  30. DeniseVB says:

    So, Votermom, is this how you keep your doggeh clipped 😀 Congrats on the big win for your breed !

  31. DeniseVB says:

    Yeah, this really happened, right?

    • DandyTIger says:

      Mmm, socialism. Best part, she isn’t. She tells Wall Street she’s just lying and is really on their side. Openly stealing indebted people’s money right there. Warren speaks with forked tongue.

  32. Dora says:

    One of those times that I’d like to be a fly on the wall.


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