If Trump is for it, they’re against it. If Trump is against it, they’re for it.
If Trump hates it they love it. If Trump loves it they hate it.
If they were teenagers and Trump was their daddy, the diagnosis would be Oppositional Defiant Disorder. The official name for this condition is Covfefe-45, but it is more commonly called Trump Derangement Syndrome. There is no known cure, but anecdotally duct tape has been effective in lowering noise levels and in relieving stress in caregivers.
A new raised toilet seat with rails was installed. No potty problems since.
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