It pains me to tell you that I may have been mistaken. Ask any of my ex-wives or girlfriends and they’ll tell you that I never admit when I’m wrong, But what those stupid lying bints won’t tell you is I was right and they were wrong.
I think I badly misjudged the Democrats. They may be far stupider and far more corrupt than ever imagininged.
As I said the other day I’ve been trying to figure out how the Democrats plan to defeat Trump after staging riots all across the country. Then Kurt Schlichter said something that made it all click.
The Democrats were not rioting to win an election. The Democrats were rioting to avoid any more elections. It turns out that the Revolution was televised, but viewers were not impressed.
I know what you’re thinking. “Hey Klown, put the bong down. You’re having paranoid delusions again.”
Leftists have radical goals and they want to achieve them by radical means. They don’t want to win elections, they want to have a revolution. So they made preparations and worked on getting the right people in the right offices. If they can’t overthrow the whole system, they at least want to get rid of Trump.
Then George Floyd was killed. Blue state, blue mayor, blue prosecutor, black man, white cop – Whomever calls the shots in the Donkey party looked at the Floyd video and decided they had the case they’ve been waiting for.
The original spontaneous protests were supplanted by BLM and Antifa who ratcheted up the violence. The theory was that when the lumpy proles and flabby booshwazee saw what was happening they would throw off their chains and join the mass uprising against peace and prosperity. Then we would all join hands and sing the Internationale.
Arise, ye prisoners of starvation!
Arise, ye wretched of the earth!
For justice thunders condemnation:
A better world’s in birth!
No more tradition’s chains shall bind us;
Arise, ye slaves, no more in thrall!
The earth shall rise on new foundations:
We have been nought, we shall be all!
‘Tis the final conflict;
Let each stand in his place.
The International working class
Shall be the human race!
But then a funny thing happened. The Booshies from suburbia saw riots and decided to stay away in droves. And that unpredictable Orange Man didn’t reflexively defend the cops. The Revolution fizzled. It’s like when you are trying to light your BBQ grill and the fire keeps going out. “Okay, it’s lit,… it’s lit,… it’s lit,… it’s out.”
So now the Left has to pretend that they weren’t really trying to overthrow our government.