Tonight is the Veep debate. Contrary to what you might have heard on CNN, the plexiglass barrier between the candidates is not there to help Pence comply with his rule against consorting with loose women. Nor is it there because Pence supports reinstituting segregation. It’s not there to protect people from the ‘Rona, either.
The barrier is there to protect Pence from Resting Bitch Face. No, Pence does not believe you can catch RBF, he’s just worried that one of her faces might run across the stage and bite him like a rabid chihuahua.
I won’t be watching. If I never hear Kumm-uh-lah’s voice again it will be too soon. Besides, my mind is made up. If Mike Pence sodomizes a baby harp seal on stage tonight I’m still voting for Trump.
I will point out, however, that this election will be the first time that Willie Brown’s used mattress cover has competed against a Republican.