I’m not sure how old I was the first time I heard the phrase “Winners never cheat, and cheaters never win” but I know I was a little kid. Over the years I have learned that everybody cheats sometimes just like everybody lies sometimes. I also learned that cheaters do win.
It is without question that the Democrats will cheat in every election. That’s what Democrats do – birds fly, bees sting, and Democrats cheat. It is in their nature. The question is whether or not the Democrats will get away with it. And by “get away with it” I mean “Successfully steal the election and not face any consequences.”
If you think you were gonna vote for President in a little over two weeks I have some bad news for you – individuals don’t get to vote for President. Only the states get to vote for POTUS, via a mechanism called the “Electoral College.” Each state is assigned a number of “electors” equal to the number of Senators and Representatives the state has.
You get to vote on November 3rd because your state was kind enough to give you some say in how your state’s electors are chosen. Democrats want to change the system so that presidents would be elected by a national popular vote. This would, of course, require a national elections office which would be run by federal bureaucrats who currently run 90% Democrat.
Imagine our national elections run by an agency with the efficiency of the DMV and the transparency of the CIA run by Deep State Democrats.
There are two basic types of cheating in an election – external and internal.
External cheating occurs when someone who is ineligible to vote casts a ballot, or someone who is eligible votes more than once, and the local office in charge of running the election is unaware of the cheating. This is the type of cheating that Voter ID is intended to catch.
How common is external cheating? Nobody knows for sure, because nobody is checking. When ballots are disqualified they are basically thrown away and there is rarely and follow-up criminal investigation. The few people who get caught for voting fraud are usually doing stuff that is blatant and egregious.
Far more dangerous is internal cheating. That is when the local officials running the elections (I don’t know about where you live but in California elections are run by the counties) are the ones rigging the outcome, either by undercounting one side or by allowing bogus ballots. This is the kind of large-scale cheating that you see in places like Baltimore and Chicago. This is the preferred cheat tactic of the political party we dare not name but they are all a bunch of jackasses.
In a place like Chicago not only is the elections office in charge of cheating, but the Jackass party controls almost every political office in the state. They are tight with all the news media too. So every jackass is cheating and none of them are reporting it. If someone gets caught the cops and/or DA will squish it, and the news media will help cover it up.
But who gives a fuck? Illinois was never gonna vote for Trump anyway. Nor will California, Massachusetts, or Washington. Biden will win most or all of the blue states. Trump will win all the red states. The jackasses will be able to cheat like crazy in the blue states, but they won’t get away with much in the red states. I’m sure that Chicago’s cemeteries are packed with voters who are dying to cast a vote for Joe Biden. That might make a difference if we elected presidents based on the national popular vote.
In order to win a presidential election, you gotta win in the swing states. The name has nothing to do with wife-swapping. The swing states are the states that both candidates have a shot at winning. That’s because they have a fairly even mix of Jackasses and Pachyderms, which allows the moderates in the middle to join with the fringe nutjobs and pick a winner each cycle.
(If either party’s fringe element stays home on election day, that party will lose.)
To cheat and get away with it you can’t have a single stool pigeon. One snitch or rat and the whole thing comes apart. That can be done in a place like Chicago. Pittsburg, not so much.
They say that generals always plan for the last war, not the next one. The Jackasses’ 2020 game plan looks a lot like Hillary’s in 2016. They figured on re-fighting 2016 with a black woman as their nominee and this time the media wasn’t holding back. And the full weight of the FBI and IC would be looking onto Donald Trump. Surely they’d find something.
This plan goes back to the early morning hours of November 9th, 2016. As the sun rose that day the Jackasses dried their tears and began plotting their revenge. Four fucking years of trying to undo the 2016 election.
Don’t be fooled – this is the fight they really wanted. Russia Collusion and the Mueller Inquisition was fun, but that big lunkhead couldn’t find a single felony for Trump? Impeachment was nice, but a conviction would have been nicer. The dance moves that Trump is showing off at his rallies now are nothing compared to the moves he made to dance away from blame for the ‘Rona. But they shut the economy down, bitchez!
They tried to take away his social media. The news media is tightly throttled, except for Fox, and they are morphing into CNN. But Trump is still tweeting. Emoluments went nowhere. Stormy blew it.
The Jackasses wanted to beat Trump fair and square. But they couldn’t beat him fair and square. Trump is forcing them to cheat. Trump is such a threat to . . . um, everything, that it is their sacred duty to cheat in order to stop him.
They looked at the election results from 2016 and Trump’s poll numbers and they learned the wrong lesson. They saw that if they had a few more votes here and a few votes there, Hillary would be president right now. So they came up with a plan to steal an election involving a lot of very close races.
They didn’t plan on a blowout.