BREAKING NEWS: Ivanka Trump Farted When She Was A Teenager!

Flatulent First Daughter at age 15

This is easily the most difficult post I have ever written. I have taken three showers since I first read this story and I still don’t feel clean. I may never get the taste of puke out of my mouth.

Daily Mail:

A woman who claims to be Ivanka Trump’s former ‘best friend’ says one of her earliest memories of her is her blaming a fart on someone else.

Lysandra Ohrstrom, a 38-year-old journalist who writes for The Observer and Huffington Post, attended Chapin, an all-girls private school in Manhattan’s Upper East Side, with Ivanka as a teenager. She also stood in her 2009 wedding to Jared Kushner as one of two ‘maids of honor’.

She says the pair were close until immediately after the wedding and that their friendship fractured because Ivanka did not take enough interest in her new job.

Since then, she says, the pair have had a distant but polite friendship. She says has watched for years while Ivanka defended her father.

Now Lysandra, who voted for Biden in the recent election, is speaking out, saying it is time to lift the veil on who her former friend really is.

On Tuesday, she wrote: ‘One of the earliest memories I have of Ivanka from before we were friends is when she blamed a fart on a classmate.’


Lysandra says that Ivanka also coaxed other girls into bad behavior, including flashing their breasts at ‘the hot dog man’ from the windows of their school, then talked her way out of trouble when they were caught.

‘One of the earliest memories I have of Ivanka from before we were friends is when she blamed a fart on a classmate.

‘Some time later, she goaded me and a few other girls into flashing our breasts out the window of our classroom in what has since been labelled the “flashing the hot dog man” incident in Chapin lore.

‘Ivanka had basically been the ringleader, but she pleaded her innocence to the headmistress and got off scot-free.

‘The rest of us were suspended,’ she said.

That hot dog vendor needs to be located and interviewed. How horrible that must have been for him. The poor guy was doing his part to end world hunger and they abuse him like that. Oh, the humanity!

These Trumps are monsters who make the Manson Family look like the Brady Bunch. I can picture Donald Trump and his kids and grandkids all sitting around a banquet table in Mar-a-Lago taking turns farting and laughing.

“Good one, Arabella! That was yuge. You’re the greatest, just like your mom.”

Hannah Arent’s “banality of evil” doesn’t begin to describe the Trumps. What I want to know is why we are only just now hearing about this??? If we had heard about this four years ago we could’ve been celebrating Hillary’s second term right now.

You can’t see Lie-Sandra’s left hand because it is plunging a dagger in Ivanka’s back.

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119 Responses to BREAKING NEWS: Ivanka Trump Farted When She Was A Teenager!

  1. I posted this just before I went to bed. Then I waked up and realized I only dreamed that I posted it.

  2. DeniseVB says:

    At least Ivanka had friends 😛 Honest to goodness, if you search Chelsea Clinton friends, the only one that shows up is Ivanka 😀

  3. Somebody says:

    I saw this stupid article yesterday. That’s the best they have? Fartgate?

  4. elliesmom says:

    I’ve spent a fair amount of time in the company of teens. Someday one of them will become rich and famous, and I’ll get the opportunity to be interviewed and dish out stories about how young and foolish they once were. Oh wait, I would never do that. Because if one of my students got to be rich and famous, I’d be proud of them. Like it would be pretty cool to have been a bridesmaid to the daughter of a president. Unless you were a jealous bitch. Then I guess making yourself look really small if it diminished her might be worth it.

    • Mothy67 says:

      I was roommates with Chelsea Clinton’s sister inlaw in college. I loved Holly. She died from ovarian cancer I think four years ago. She was a mess. The press has never taken a good look at the Mesvinsky family but they care that Ivanka passed gas. Holly was literally arrested buying coke as her adoptive father ran for State Attorney General.

    • lateblum says:

      Too bad people like this never give thought to the unintended consequences of their really bad behavior.

    • foxyladi14 says:

      You are a good person,em.
      Unlike those spiteful people. :facepalm:

    • DeniseVB says:

      When Lena Dunham wrote about her icky teenage years, she was called “brave”.

      Isn’t Princess Sparkle suing some tabloids for invading her privacy? Now I’m seeing she may have leaked personal information for those articles. But, hey, let’s go bash a Trump!

  5. taw46 says:

    I am not going to read the Daily Mail article, because I read the VF article yesterday. Just disgusting, she put in every smear against the Trumps that we have read about for 4 years. If they think they won, why do they continue trying to destroy the Trump family? Anyway, here is the original bs article.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Ya know what really pisses me off………….Dem kids get a pass, and I think every one of their famiies have a kid much dumber as a teen/adult than Ivanka.

  6. Miranda says:

    Somebody’s mad she wasn’t the pretty one.

    • Anthony says:

      Exactly my first thought

    • taw46 says:

      That was my first thought, jealousy oozes from the pages. Also, her leftist politics.

    • Constance says:

      Yes, there is such a difference in beauty and even class in that photo of the two of them. It must have killed Lysandra for years. And 15 years later I bet Lysandra has “filled out”, She has that type of body. Ivanka has that tall, lean body desired by the fashion types and you just can’t fake that.

      • Miranda says:

        Lysandra was averagely pretty. If she had a good heart and spirit, it would make the difference and she would be a fine-looking woman. “Favor is deceitful and beauty is vain” and all that.
        I know two sisters like this. The plainer one is horrendously jealous of the pretty one (who is a friend of mine). She actually looks ok but is warped by her anger.

  7. Mothy67 says:

    Apple engineering told me it was my fault. They looked at a pic and said my fault. WTF????? Itbis a new phone. Less than a month old.

    • John Denney says:

      How is it that a power cable/charger burning up is your fault? Inadvertently covered it with blankets so it couldn’t cool properly? If so, are there warnings not to impede air flow?

  8. Powell hammered home a point we’ve tried to make at American Thinker, which is that the software constitutes foreign interference in American elections. To understand the point Powell makes, you need to know that, in September 2018, Trump issued an “Executive Order on Imposing Certain Sanctions in the Event of Foreign Interference in a United States Election.”

    In the Order, Trump states that “the proliferation of digital devices and internet-based communications has created significant vulnerabilities and magnified the scope and intensity of the threat of foreign interference…” Therefore, he declared a national emergency to justify his Order. The Order mandates that the national security apparatus must investigate potential foreign interference within 45 days of an election and imposes harsh monetary sanctions on any foreign entity found to be involved in the interference.

    Powell asserts that, because of Dominion’s origins, as well as its Canadian headquarters, “It’s a foreign company no matter how you look at it, so they’ve already violated the president’s order against foreign interference in our elections. Our votes were actually eventually counted in Barcelona, Spain, or Frankfurt, Germany, on foreign servers.” Indeed, she says, “the corruption is actually worldwide. It is going to upset countless numbers of elections across the country and around the world.”

    For Biden, Dominion’s comforting presence in the election explains why he didn’t bother to campaign. He knew he had the election in the bag. Incidentally – and this is me speaking, not Powell – Dominion’s role in the election also exonerates Trump from charges that he campaigned wrong because one person or another will say if he’d just campaigned the correct way (more polite, less polite, more Hunter Biden, less Hunter Biden, more Wuhan virus lockdowns, etc.), he could have beaten the margin of fraud.

    In fact, there was no way that Trump could beat the margin of fraud. The traditional pre-election fraud was just icing on the cake. The real election manipulation occurred at someone’s desktop (as this older Bloomberg article explains about Latin American election fraud), with the person clicking away to ensure that Biden always ended the day with the greatest number of votes.

    Powell explains specifically how Democrats rigged the vote for Biden. It also explains why statisticians, when looking at votes counts in the swing states, are finding crazy anomalies after 3 a.m., which is when those states temporarily stopped counting as they tried to figure out how to fight Trump’s massive lead.

    “The will of the people in this country,” Powell told Kelly, “was that Donald Trump won in a landslide. If we can get to the bottom of it, and I am determined to do that, I think we’ll find he had at least 80 million votes. The only reason the glitches happened in the system was because he was so far ahead, had so many more votes than they had calculated in advance, their algorithms wouldn’t perform the functions they’d originally performed or were said to perform. They couldn’t make up the vote count [because] he had gotten so many hundreds of thousands more than they planned. So that’s why they had to stop the counting and come up with a way to backfill the votes or destroy votes for Trump while they fabricated votes for Biden.”

  9. foxyladi14 says:

    Praying that we prevail. ❤

  10. Dora says:

    Top Pathologist Claims Coronavirus is “The Greatest Hoax Ever Perpetrated on an Unsuspecting Public”

    Says “masks are utterly useless.”

    • Constance says:

      I totally agree. It is just intuitive that taping a snotty Kleenex over your nose and mouth is unsanitary and disgusting. So how is fastening a piece of cloth over you nose and mouth any different? And how many people are actually washing the masks every day. I’m not.

  11. Mothy67 says:

    I am in utter perplexitude ( my new word)
    Apple is treating me like shit. It is a brand new phone. It caught fire. Engineers looked at one photo and blamed me???? Huh? I seriously contacted them cause I thought someone could die. I woke up to intense heat and three rubber melted holes on my brand new cord. I called to warn. I have been treated like shit. I recorded conversations right after they said they were recording me.

    • Anthony says:

      Interesting that this all began with Kennedy’s assassination. Wasn’t George HW Bush head of the CIA then? Makes all those rumors that “the cia did it” sound less tinfoily, doesn’t it?

  12. Mothy67 says:

    An engineer looked at one photo and blamed me. I guess I am so bored by covid I burn myself alive. I called and called apple. I am not dead. I was scared. No child should burn alive over a phone charging. I wasn’t looking to sue. My brand new phone caught fire. How could I live with myself if I did not engage. Apple was nasty. An engineer looked at a pic that I sent and determined it was on me??? Huh? I tend to not set my bed on fire as a rule. I am wierd like that arson has never been my thing. I had tried to make them aware. I was insulted with lawyer speak. I am looking at legal options. They told me they were recording I said yippee so am I.
    I am not standing down. I grew up very Catholic. You turn the other cheek. Bwahaha I turn my face but I will kick you in the balls as you think you won.

  13. foxyladi14 says:

    watch now

  14. foxyladi14 says:

    Why is Biden still trying to act like he’s going to be president when he knows the Dem cheating has been uncovered? He should be working on a way to clear all the charges he faces. @realDonaldTrump @OANN

    — Robert Herring (@RobHerring) November 19, 2020

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  16. Mothy67 says:

    I am thinking about my i Phone catching fire.
    I have no real recourse. My wires caught fire it was not mild. A fire in my bed. I disconnected Shays phone and then spent hours trying to contact apple. I am neurotic. I had to let everyone know. I have never encounteed the obnoxios arroogance thatv i have gotten from Apple.
    I was trying to alert them to a flaw. I was not suing. I am wierd that i i care maybe children do not burn alive. Apple ignored an inssulted me.

  17. Gram Krakka says:

    live on tv now

    Trump campaign lawyers hold press conference now

    I just turned on OAN

  18. Mothy67 says:


    • Mothy67 says:

      Vmom have you looked at this????

    • John Denney says:

      Visited the site. Looks like an encouragement for elderly to exercise more, which seems like a good thing.
      I found out what it was like to be in excellent shape as a wrestler in High School, even though I never made varsity. I’ve tried to maintain that ever since. Helps with bringing in the groceries, running through airports with all my luggage to catch a flight after being delayed in customs, joining others in their adventures (paintball! surfing!! snow skiing!), and dancing all night. 🙂

  19. Anthony says:

    Press conference NOT broadcast on CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC or CBS

  20. helenk3 says:

    that was one hell of a press conference. they took no prisoners

    • Anthony says:

      They also got no air time, save for FNC and Newsmax from what I’ve seen

      • Somebody says:

        OANN and America’s Voice carried it too. Kind of surprised FNC carried it

        • elliesmom says:

          Tucker Carlson’s show moved from #1 to #17, and it’s continuing to fall. They had Tucker pitching that he’s going to be more involved in other shows the other night. I think it might be too late to make a difference. But it might explain why FOX would air something their old audience would want to see.

          • Anthony says:

            FNC pulled an Oprah. When she ditched Hillary for The Dog Eater, she lost half her audience, her network went up in smoke, and now she only has dem/socialists worshipping her. She also destroyed Weight Watchers. FNC and anyone who doesn’t jump overboard is going to go down with the ship

          • 1539days says:

            Don’t forget she refused to talk to Sarah Palin in 2008. Black man > White woman. That killed her audience.

      • Constance says:

        Still, the Media Cartel don’t control the information like they used to.

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    • lateblum says:

      I heard this while on my way to oversee Calamity in her remote learning classes this afternoon. Rush Limbaugh (whom I have found on my car radio) and the network he broadcasts on, broadcast the presser today. Sidney Powell is my hero. She is magnificent.

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  27. lyn5 says:

    Mollie has a sweet little thread.

  28. Mothy67 says:

    Ellies mom i am so bored i got HBO to watch The Undoing on your suggestion. Did you know that is Nicole Kidman singing Dream a little dream.

    • elliesmom says:

      Yes, I recognized her voice right away from Moulin Rouge.

      • Mothy67 says:

        Have you ever seen Beautiful Thing? It is imho the best gay film ever made. It started out as a play in a pub and moved to the west end. It is a tiny story about connection. It features Mama Cass in a big way. It’s available to rent to rent on prime.

        • Mothy67 says:

          I wish I could get teachers to watch. It is such a tiny tender film. I grew up where and when you beat the shit out of f ags. i survived the beatings that often took place at home. ER was my friend. I made it through the rain, but unlike Barry I didn’t get respect. I need no one’s acceptance. I had to accept me. It took years. I fled Purdue cause I was using self hypnosis tapes trying to be normal. No one deserves to hate them self. This film is really a play. Just a slice of life. I think educators might benefit from a watch.

  29. John Denney says:

    Somehow I’m getting email from this site with links to their articles, which are quite good, with generally thoughtful comments after.
    Here’s today’s, about how to counter “Woke Folk” pushing their dogma of “lived experience” & saying you’re a privileged oppressor who should be put down:

    • foxyladi14 says:

      oops sorry.trying again.

      FBI agents arrested a Democrat serving on Cincinnati’s city council for accepting bribes in exchange for votes, marking the third arrest on the council this year.

      Via @graham_piro

      — Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) November 19, 2020

  30. The Federalist:

    While election violations, voter fraud, and uproar about election integrity have recently come into focus for many Americans in 2020, a group of more than 50 election and computer security experts wrote a letter on Monday featured by the New York Times asserting there is “no credible evidence of computer fraud in the 2020 election outcome.”

    “Anyone asserting that a U.S. election was ‘rigged’ is making an extraordinary claim, one that must be supported by persuasive and verifiable evidence,” the experts wrote in the 2020 statement.

    Absolutely nothing you offer them will be credible or persuasive. And you must prove there was cheating beyond a reasonable doubt before you can investigate. And if you do come up with proof they’ll say it’s too late to do anything about it.

    None of their standards applied to Russiagate

  31. foxyladi14 says:

    Here is why Biden does not have access!There is No President Elect at this time and,
    Until Biden is certified as the winner, he is an ordinary citizen who is not permitted to access this type of information. If POTUS allowed this, the Democrats would try to impeach him because he allowed an ordinary citizen access to classified information.

  32. Anthony says:

    Re today’s extravaganza 💣: OK, Rudy, Sydney, et al. You just spent almost two hours telling us what you’re going to do. Now do it. I’ll get back to you afterward.

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  34. lyn5 says:

    Newsies have psychotic breakdown live on TV..

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  38. Mothy67 says:

    Bwahahahaha to infinity and beyond a day
    Shay got a 5000 dollar vball touring award today. Huh? I aint gonna question. I did tell apple to fuck off. Maybe?

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