Monday After Open Thread

The Super Bowl commercials were a snooze, but this one made you want to vote for Jeep for President.

…………and the rest

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145 Responses to Monday After Open Thread

  1. dm says:

    Yeah, the Re-United States of America my ass.

    • DeniseVB says:

      I know, they always make us feel it’s the “right’s” fault, it would have been more honest if they just said Socialism Sucks, Get Over It Ya lefty clowns. 🙂

  2. votermom says:

    I heard that Brady won, so that makes me happy

  3. DeniseVB says:

    Finally found the Jeep ad on youtube, the only platform I know how to share. (Still tech challenged after all these years). What’s upsetting is listening to Springsteen’s words after years of bashing Trump, so tone deaf and we’re not stupid.

    • elliesmom says:

      OK, let’s limit abortion to only those medically necessary to save the mother’s life after 12 weeks. Let’s make eligibility for any contact sport or any sport played competitively beyond the intramural level be based on a person’s chromosomes. Let’s have all public restrooms that are not single occupancy be limited to biological sex only. Require businesses and schools to offer at least one single occupancy bathroom. Let’s increase the number of legal immigrants we accept every year and lock the gates at the borders. Let’s require everyone to have a voter id for in person voting and a PIN number assigned by the Social Security office to be used on absentee ballots. All mail in ballots to be received by midnight the day before election day. All ballots to have paper backup that’s retained for 5 years. Let’s clearly define what things can be decided by EO and what requires congress to act. Let’s draft a Constitutional Amendment fixing the number of Supreme Court Justices to nine and set a mandatory retirement age for justices. And so on. . . The problem is that’s not where the left thinks the middle is.

    • lyn5 says:

      You are an ugly POS, Bruce.

    • 1539days says:

      So that commercial was about Ford being road head?

    • Constance says:

      That commercial was a big hit with the libs. I’ve had several people I know post that and say “I’ts the start of a new era, can’t we meet in the middle”. I didn’t see any replies.

  4. Dora says:

    A President Trump Sighting! 🙂

  5. Mothy67 says:

    Last night I went and and got Uncle Tim a bit drunk fir the first time in 2021. I was in a bar that ignored masks and social distancing for the night. It was so retro. It was about the game. It was fun. A year since I enjoyed the comfort of strangers. To just be amongst others was a balm to my soul..
    I could not have scripted it better. Tom Brady!!!!! I am a yuuuuge fan of the GOAT. The crowd not so much. It was fascinating for me. To view the ugliness of some. I am a homo who grew up extremely poor. I was not healthy. The hospital was my second home. I got lucky to be here. Very fortunate. I know who I am and I accept my many flaws. I can be obnoxiously rude. I did not ask the post office to deliver my mail to Poor Poor Pitiful Me. I have not spent the last 40 years crying about the kids who ran me down to piss on my face with erections as they told me what I the f a g got wanted. To be clear sissy boy (me) was buying his mom a pack of Virginia Slim Ultra Light Menthols. I got up urine soaked and I bought my mom her pack. I kicked in the basement window and slept so cold drenched in piss. I had not one person I could talk to. Gay was the worst thing back then at least in my tiny purview. I got up and had to sit in classes with angry young men. I made it through. I am not taking up residence in what proggies define me. I had an outhouse. I was sickly. I was gay. I AM NO VICTIM. I watched, listenned to fat guys hating Brady.
    Oh sweet Jesus if you are out there keep me ever close to you. I was a bit fucked on life lottery. I moved on. Why would I want to dwell forever in yester year. Why or rather how can I should I saunter through life nursing wounds from 1982.
    Providence shat a royal pain in the ass on my lap. My misfit is 2 seconds off a swim record. She is a cheerleader, she gets invited to Pitt volleyball. I trust and believe in my brat. I have never pitied my thug. I respect my living bobble head. She knows she counts — matters. Her dad being a regular at county jail and her mother not picking up the phone for six years will not define my baby. It is 14 years in her mom decided to talk. It is never about me. I was accused of molestation. Gee that is fun. Her mom had been in a psych ward. Lockdown. Met a guy and then after months said Iwas sexually abusing. Oh Lordy. I moved to a cabin for weeks. I was never giving up. You have no idea how some of the child protectivd servjce people talked to me. My baby mattered. I won and got an aploogy from dim witted social service cog.
    It is 2021. Shay can be. All I want is for her to be.

      • Mothy67 says:

        I was in a pub in London. A very limitef woman played I’ll Stand by You. A few footies expressed dismay that Delta Dawn was playing the same song. I took ten quid and played the ditty. I then said come on guys have a heart she needs this you s n’t. I did play I’ll Stand by You a full ten wuid. Everyone w
        as singing and telling me to fuck off and die. I do love the Irish.

    • elliesmom says:

      • Woke Lola says:

        😂🤣😂 I was soooo thinking of Bellichick last night! LMAO Perfect meme

      • lyn5 says:

        Why did the Patriots get rid of Brady? Age?

        • elliesmom says:

          Brady’s contract was up, and he opted to become a free agent. The Patriots didn’t fire him. The reasons Brady gave were he wanted to play with younger players and become a mentor to them as older players had done for him, and he wanted a new challenge, to see if the Patriots’ success was due to Belichik’s coaching or his quarterbacking. I think that was decided this year. Gronkowski following him there had to be the icing on the cake. I don’t know how hard the Pats tried to keep him. Belichik kept bringing in understudies to be Brady’s eventual replacement, and Kraft kept trading them away.

  6. Mothy67 says:

    I weigh 153 at 5″ 10. I am one of those assholes that needs to stuff face to survive.
    Anyhow I am 14 years in with my crud. This song makes no sense but it is my song to my brat

    of course I am 80’s trash so I torture her with Eternal Flame. I am gay but Michelle Pfeifef in Fabulous Baker Boys and Sussanah Hoff in Eternal Flame transcend.

  7. Mothy67 says:

    She is hot.

  8. Mothy67 says:

    I am hungover and I have to transfer 500 from my savings to checking as I spent cash . I have gambling issues. I have 423 winnings but I lost 100
    But hey myself almost despising I think of Shakes.
    When in disgrace are my my favorite words ever written. I love the bill’s blurbs. Whenbin disgrace guides my life.

  9. Dora says:

    • Constance says:

      The had a big sales plan for Obama care too. That may be their plan but they won’t be able to pull it off.

  10. Dora says:

    Rand Paul turns the tables on Chuck Schumer, demands his impeachment by applying standard Dems use against Trump

    ‘I think if Democrats had any bit of self-reflection, they would be saying this is a really terrible idea’

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  13. Mothy67 says:

    I went to the bank today to pay off cash advances I took on credit cards playing poker. Kid wanted chicken nuggets. The bank gave me a card for an 8 piece from Chick fil a. We went and got two 12 pieces, the 8 and mac and cheese. Hands down best fast food ever. The lIne was several blocks but it took less than 5!

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  15. helenk3 says:

    it is just your imagination that conservative speech is censored

  16. helenk3 says:

    • lateblum says:

      As if that’s going to stop them. There are social service agencies that have mastered the art of providing identification for illegals and arranging for housing, “welfare benefits” and sometimes even jobs for these people. Don’t tell me they haven’t figured out how to get a stimulus check.

  17. elliesmom says:

    Because starting a small business isn’t something that requires a lot of work. Someone just sells you a business that fully up and running, and all you have to do is collect memes. I wondered where Wonder Pig got his ideas about how to start a business, but now I know his ideas are mainstream left.

    • swanspirit says:

      In 2006, I designed and built my own website for the radio station. It wasn’t for profit, and it was hard, but a lot of fun. It was a labor of love. Luckily, my partner was a real geek, and was able to put together the server end of the site, and set up the encoders to deliver the music.
      And the Internet archive way back machine saved some snapshots of it.
      But the software is so much more sophisticated now, and everyone knows you can’t run a business without a web presence. But that is just a very small part of starting a business.
      I love Dolly’s ad, so much, I went to the site to watch the whole video. It’s great! It made me have stirrings of wanting to build my own website again.

  18. Angie says:

    They have so little respect they straight up lie with months old photos.

    • lateblum says:

      Afaic, Biden sits in the back, not only to be unobtrusive, but hoping that God won’t see him and strike him with a bolt of lightening.

      • swanspirit says:

        I liked the comment that said “Also reorganised the solar system so that the sun would be in exactly the same place too.

        Dude has mad skills, don’t cross him.”

        But Trump was the liar. Yeah right.

  19. helenk3 says:

    if it ok to impeach Trump when he is no longer president, when does the backtrack impeachment start?

  20. helenk3 says:

    Really worth reading. God forbid this is the future of this country

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  23. Angie says:

    I did this for my new this week Twitter account & even NYT Food is blocked. Lol

  24. Angie says:

    Watch to the end

  25. Dora says:

    The folks making such a fuss about Bernie’s mittens probably never saw these. 🙂

  26. helenk3 says:

    one thing I would like to see come out of the school closings and the internet teaching is that parents see what is being taught to their kids. Maybe they would rise up and make the schools get back to educating instead of indoctrinating their kids. We can only hope

  27. Angie says:

    My account suspended again.

    • Mothy67 says:

      Why do you get time outs and I got forever banned with no reason given. I had never even been to the principles office ( not a mispelling). I had changed my name to hydorochloriquine, added #boycottFox, questioned if # Jack was on the spectrum, and laughed at pantifa go splat. I was erased just like 1984. I didn’t even call nazi pelousey a cunt. I tweeted cupid stunt.

      • swanspirit says:

        I was banned from Facebook for a week, for posting something from one of their own pages. I think their bots are out of control.

      • Angie says:

        I’m forever banned.
        I just create new accounts with a new GMAIL email address & Google voice number.

        I’ve been 3 of my cats & all 3 original Charlie’s Angels (Kelly Garrett, Sabrina Duncan & currently Jill Munroe).

        My next ban I will be Wonder Woman (Diana Prince).

        • Mothy67 says:

          But who was your favorite Angel? I liked Tanya Roberts cause she was fucked up. Ran away with and married a cab driver. Is somehow related to Timothy Leary, but looks wise I favored Cheryl Ladd. Farrah was hot but so brief. Kate struck me as a bitch.

  28. Angie says:

    New account–who dis?

  29. Angie says:

    UniParty stole the House, Senate & White House

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    • lateblum says:

      Just saying . . .

      • Somebody says:

        How will they “handle” it? Are they going to send them a sternly worded letter? Chat with them? Stick their tongues out at them? What they are not going to do is arrest them, fine them or attempt to punish them in any way. Governor DeSantis signed an executive order that states there will be no punishment or penalties for not wearing a mask.

        This mayor knows that and is virtue signaling. She’s full of shit.

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    • DandyTIger says:

      He was on Hannity trying to make a similar case. Hannity interrupts him while he’s trying to make the most important points. I turned in then, but I assume he wanted to talk about how he was once a dishwasher.

      • Angie says:

        I haven’t watched one Fox show since 11/3.

        I was watching Lou Dobbs & Maria Bartolimo on Fox Business, but now that they booted Lou RIGHT BEFORE THE SHAM IMPEACHMENT, fuck Fox Business too.

        Sorry, Maria.

      • lateblum says:

        I did not know that.

        I lied. I’ve only seen Hannity twice but I knew he was a dishwasher. Too bad he didn’t stick to it. I’m certain he did a fine job.

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  36. jadzia1971 says:

    Rhinoplasty 10/10 would not recommend the recovery. It feels like having the world’s worst cold, you know, where your nose is all red and raw from snorfling and nose blowing and Kleenexes?

    That said, as far as I can tell underneath the bandages (and of course still swollen, I did this last Thursday), I think the result will be nice. Very subtle, mostly fixing the damage from my little climbing accident last summer, and it’s entirely possible that nobody will notice the change but me.

    • Anthony says:


      “The problem seems to be incorrect metrics that have caused Nielsen to “re-process” their data.”

      I’m surprised Nielsen didn’t stop broadcasting the game for 4 hours in competitive states to “find” extra points for the Chiefs. Wtf happened to this country??

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