Brood X is Coming

Over the past two months, billions of the Brood X cicadas inundated sections of the mid-Atlantic, portions of the south and parts of Ohio and Indiana.

For many years now I have wondered what in the world would have power-holding oligarchs to, in unison, abandon long-established governmental practices in favor of whatever this shit has all turned out to be. We are so far from where we were just 20 years ago and the abandonment of long-held principles of democracy and individual rights so eroded by the actions of various factions around the world suggest there’s a unified theory to explain it all.

I’ve often wondered about things like meteorites or aliens or volcanic eruptions that science has uncovered, and our various Global Deep States (GDS) are aware of, but have not informed the public of. Perhaps they know the end is coming and perhaps they are using this time to party their fucking hearts out instead of telling us.

Maybe it’s Brood X. As if 2020 and Covid + Stolen Democracy were not bad enough, this is the year we’ll get the 17-year horde of the largest and most geographically diverse of the cicada swarms. Maybe they’ll meet the Murder Hornets and we’ll all be eaten alive as the bugs themselves revolt against our revolting set of global circumstances.

All I know is that every motherfucker in any political office in any country right now needs to be defenestrated immediately. 6th floor or higher, as a precautionary measure. YMMV. This is an open thread.

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168 Responses to Brood X is Coming

  1. Woke Lola says:

    Last thread was getting full. Here’s a fresh one.

    • Dr. Myiq2xu says:


      I’m walking backwards again today, just like the past couple of weeks. Every task I try to do has 2-3 other tasks that must be done first And each of those tasks has 2-3 prerequisites. The more things I do, the more things I have to do. And I keep getting farther and farther from the finish line.

      Being lazy is so much simpler.

    • foxyladi14 says:

      Thanks Lola. ❤

    • lateblum says:

      Thanks Lola. My iPad has been acting out since the numbers in the last thread reached 189. 💕

    • DeniseVB says:

      Always great to see a Lola post ! I got whacked with side effects from my 2nd Moderna shot last Friday. They showed up Monday as stiff, achey joints and fatigue, so pretty much slept for 24 hours straight, now fine ! Never ran a fever but was popping tylenol like tic tacs for awhile 😀

  2. Mothy67 says:

    Thank you Lola. Kindle crashes over 200 posts.

  3. Angie says:

  4. Dora says:

    General Recommends “Quick Reaction Troops” In DC To Protect The Ruling Class From The Slaves

    A United States military general, who was appointed by the ruling class, is recommending “quick reaction troop” in Washinton D.C. to protect against the slave uprising. It sure appears that the powers that believe they own everyone are starting to worry that people no longer need them and are no longer willing to be slaves

    • Constance says:

      The Elitists are just a bunch of parasites on our country and the world. They have been for a long time but now they aren’t even entertaining. They have bad ideas for governance and no one watches their movies, news or sports spectacles.

  5. DandyTIger says:

    I’m on board with an oligarchy defenestration mission.

  6. lyn5 says:


    • votermom says:

      including Biden

    • Constance says:

      Apparently Bicen was supposed to come to Ft Lewis in Washington to check on the troops. I’ve seen a few posts on blogs that he isn’t here. It said Flotus came instead. Yeah that’s not going to fly. Some Commander he is!

      • lateblum says:

        He is unwell and should not be anywhere except home sweet home. And I do NOT mean the White House. His family – especially (not a real) Dr Jill – should be identified as guilty of Elder Abuse. They should all be shamed.

      • DeniseVB says:

        Just saw Jill giving a speech on our local news, they didn’t really say why she was there, it’s not the FLOTUS job to check on the troops ? Why not send Kamala, she doesn’t seem to be busy, except for shadowing Joe.

        • Mt.Laurel says:

          She wants to be right there for her close up should the masters decide joeys time is up.
          Or making sure she does not have an accident while away because she is a place holder for the puppet they really want in place.

  7. foxyladi14 says:

    lol from Motus.

  8. Mothy67 says:

    Anyone plan on watching katie cowlick hosting Jeopardy. I can’t.

  9. swanspirit says:

    I remember, as a kid, walking to the corner store, and part of the path was along A small patch of woods. It was usually nice to walk under the trees, but not the year the cicadas came out. They fell on you if you walked under the trees. Yuck!!!

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  11. Dora says:

    Maybe he has to feed his dogs. 🙂

  12. lyn5 says:

    Behead the little bitch.

    • jadzia1971 says:

      According to Le Figaro (I like to check the local source and Le Fig is the more conservative of the mainstream papers here), what got folks whipped up into a frenzy was the girl’s claim that the teacher had told all the Muslim students to leave the room before the lesson. (So the accusation = racism and exclusion, basically.) That wasn’t true.

      Which initially created in me the question of why the other students who were there that day didn’t come forward earlier, although I guess nobody else was there when she told her dad, and dad then put it out on social media and to his “fiche S” (terrorist watchlist) buddies so fast that Paty was killed before the other students knew what was going on. And after the fact, the investigators got the real story from the other students (who did tell the truth), but the girl in question stuck to her story until now. Apparently she was afraid to “disappoint” her family by admitting she lied and since she’s a stupid kid who clearly has a pretty scary family, I’m not sure I can blame her for sticking to her guns after the fact (not to excuse the initial lie at all). I’m not sure how old this girl is, but she is described in Le Figaro as a collegienne. She could be as young as 10 or 11 years old–my daughter, who hasn’t skipped any grades, will be an 11 year old collegienne in the fall. She could be as old as 14.

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  14. Dora says:

    Gov Gretchen Whitmer Facing JAIL As Prosecutor Seeks CRIMINAL Charges Over Michigan’s Nursing Home Deaths

  15. Dora says:

    Another One! Yikes!

    • Anthony says:

      Something is beginning to smell fishy. Is Cuomo being Kavanagh-ed?? It’s Dem/Soc style to trot out ‘victims’ whenever they want to change a narrative

      • Mothy67 says:

        He will go down for sexcapades and he and the other murderous governors will get a pass on tens of thousands of needless deaths. They think we are stupid.

      • Constance says:

        The ruling cabal was afraid he would run for President in 2024. He isn’t good puppet material so he has to be ruined. He should be grateful they haven’t Arkancided him. I can’t figure out why Susan Rice, Ron Klain or Ben Rhodes doesn’t just run for President instead of standing in the shadows.

      • foxyladi14 says:

        that is their m.o. alright Anthony.

  16. Dora says:

    Trump has left the building! Ex-president departs (with lots of files) from his Manhattan skyscraper for Mar-a-Lago after spending two days holed up inside ‘looking under the hood’ of his businesses amid NY DA probe

  17. elliesmom says:

    In the last post where are the Obama dogs now came up. Sunny, the younger of the two dogs, bit a White House guest in the face. She still lives with them, but is kept isolated from the public. The Obama girls have been seen walking Bo in the neighborhood. When people approach the dog, the girls ask people not to because Bo is “socially awkward”. That’s a reasonable thing to say if you have a dog who prefers not to be approached. As the owner of a fluff muffin, I still like people to ask if it’s OK to approach her.

    • Miranda says:

      Good grief, you can get dog training at PetSmart. Did no one take time with these dogs?

      • Constance says:

        A dog that bites someone in the face needs to be put down. That is extremely aggressive.

        • Miranda says:

          I’d need to know the circumstances of the bite. Also, the training should have happened before the dogs were around the public. And why didn’t the breeder know about the dog’s personality? That’s one of the reasons to use a breeder.

    • DeniseVB says:

      I never saw genuine affection between the Obama dogs and their humans. What photo ops I did see were the dogs pulling their handlers’ arms out of their sockets. I know Bo required 6 months of residential training before the breeder would rehome him with the Obamas, I think Sunny came from the same breeder? Sadly, it’s the Obamas who needed training. Porties are one of those breeds who need their owners to be the Alpha of the pack 🙂

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      This is a breed that at best needs lots of training, tons of outdoor/physical activity and a firm hand. Like many other breeds that have become popular trends over they years (e.g, Dalmatians), not always a good fit with families unless you can spend a good deal of time with them and best to have continuing education (training for both down and humans). And you need to find an excellent breeder.

      Meeting up with dogs I always let the person(s) walking them indicate: yes, no or yes if you don’t mind dog slobber.

  18. DandyTIger says:

    Good feed to follow. Kudlow and others forming org to push for Trump policies:

  19. lyn5 says:

    • Miranda says:

      And they’re televising juror’s voices. I would refuse to serve unless cameras were banned, and they could charge me for contempt if they wanted to.

  20. lyn5 says:

    Poor kitty.

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    Learn to code.

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  24. lyn5 says:

    Former President Donald Trump over the past two weeks laid the foundation for exerting financial leverage over the Republican Party apparatus by instructing supporters to donate solely to his campaign website and political action committee, while demanding that the Republican National Committee (RNC) and its congressional chamber affiliates stop using his name and likeness to raise funds.

    The stratagem is all but sure to split a substantial chunk of donations from the GOP and allow Trump to divert money from the RNC that could otherwise end up bankrolling the campaigns of the Republicans he is looking to oust. Given the president’s immense popularity among Republican voters, the RNC, the National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC), and the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) face the dire prospect of raising funds with the handicap of being unable to use the name of the man who reigns supreme over the Republican Party due to his ability to energize the base and pull in a mass of small donors.

  25. John Denney says:

    The Constitution says the feds can have 10 square miles for the Capitol, but must pay States for land used as forts, magazines, & naval bases.

    But Joe wants 30 percent of all land by 2030.

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  28. Angie says:

    Need proof Twitter is fake? That gross asshole “Brooklyn Dad Defiant” who always was one of the “top” replies to every Trump tweet slamming Trump/pushing Biden is a PAID DEM OPERATIVE. He got $57k last year.
    JFC the world is insane.

  29. Angie says:

    I didn’t watch the Markle/Oprah race hustle but my mom did.
    She just called me to say “After watching that all I can say is that Harry’s the one who needs to be put on suicide watch.”

    • swanspirit says:

      I saw a couple clips, of that interview. It occurred to me while watching, that one of the things that abusive spouses do, especially narcissistic abusive spouses, is to isolate their spouse from their families. By distance, emotionally, whatever it takes. It’s a classic manipulative move. And she is doing a good job of it.
      But the statement from the Royals, regarding that interview, makes it clear that Harry will always be welcomed back into the family. That must have annoyed the hell out of her. 😎

      • lateblum says:

        Exactly right, swannie. We used to have a group for men who abused their partners. Inevitably, they would tell how they were the ones abused. It sounds like .Meghan could teach those men a thing or two about being victims.

      • Underwhelmed says:

        She’s a textbook malignant narcissist. And he, unfortunately, was a target rich environment.

    • lateblum says:

      Your mom is spot on.

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  31. Mothy67 says:

    Cupid stunt is politically tone deaf. She is trying to score points off a one side ded okra interview. She just can’t qiut. Horrid tone deaf person. Anthony mey be right- looks like she might have another go. I wish she woulfd just slither away.

  32. Dora says:

    What the hell is wrong with Peter Pan? He was always one of my favorites. They better leave their hands off Cinderella!

    • Miranda says:

      I’m sure the Indians are the issue with Peter Pan.

    • DeniseVB says:

      Disney so white! Poor crows, same ones that lost their jobs on Song of the South. Thanks Uncle Remus, the original cancel culture.

    • elliesmom says:

      All of this will have “the Streisand Effect” on these movies. There’s no better way to get kids 11+ to want to watch a movie that’s better than to tell them grownups say they shouldn’t watch it. “Child accounts” only keep parents out because they forget the password. Kids figure out how to get around them.

  33. Dora says:

    A flop? I wonder why. 🙂

  34. Dora says:

      • lyn5 says:

        Good for Mo. Our elected officials need to talk about this. Why can’t we sue the Cheatocrats for fraud–putting forth a nominee who lacks capacity?

        • Constance says:

          Great idea! Just do it Patriots. Act like Democrats, don’t wait for approval, plow ahead and wait for someone to stop you. Usually no one does. It was completely illegal for swing states governors to change voting laws but Democrats did it anyway and got by with it. So Republicans can do that too.

  35. DeniseVB says:

    Whoa. Who gets this? 😉

  36. Dora says:

    EXCLUSIVE: Mail survey reveals public fury at the Sussexes as majority call for Harry and Meghan to be stripped of titles, believe they said the ‘wrong thing at the wrong time’, do not deserve to be funded… and have damaged reputation of entire Royal Family

    • DeniseVB says:

      I blame Oprah’s race baiting interview style and allowing Sparkle make a racist claim without push back. I think Meghan made it up.

      My youngest granddaughter’s daddy is a dark skinned Honduran and I never once thought what she might look like. I may have hoped her DNA mix would have helped prevent bad sunburns, but that didn’t happen, she got her mom’s creamy white complexion which only burns. But rocks black hair and eyes, pretty combination 🙂

      • elliesmom says:

        So she’s Snow White? “Skin as white as snow, lips red as blood, and hair as black as ebony?” Not all of the beautiful princesses were blondes with blue eyes. 😉

        • Dora says:

          Please don’t mention Snow White. Disney will be banning that one next. 🙂

          • elliesmom says:

            I had to check to see why “Swiss Family Robinson” was on the list. I had a huge crush on James MacArthur (Danno) when I was a teeny-bopper, and that was one of the movies he was in as a child actor. It seems all of the pirates were black or Asian in the movie. That certainly went over my head in 1960. I just wanted to move to a treehouse on a tropical island. Given that MacArthur’s teenaged love interest and I have the same name, every time he said her name, it was like he was talking to me. Were there pirates in the movie? 😉

      • Mt.Laurel says:

        Well they have not been showing the baby ever since they finagled that surprise photo op with Tutu in Africa and the kid was white as ghost with ginger hair.

        Sparkles, thought there would be a lot more interest in the kid and is pi$$ed no one cares so this is way to get attention (for her). So she is lying/mis-representing to extend her 15 minutes. And making sure that the child will have a miserable life living down her crazy.

        Harry is so dumb he is the one who brought it up and dad./brother/auntie/whoever tried to explain hair color, eye color, skin tone, . . .and Harry had clue what they meant.

        Harry says it was before they were even married to the second option seems more likely and Sparky is trying to whack the BRF while get backing form BLM and such so she lies and says it was while she was supposedly preggy.

        Sparky never heard anything – she admits she heard something from harry and it is second or third hand and lets face it Harry is faster on the uptake and Joey Biden but that is not saying much.

  37. elliesmom says:

    This is what politcal discourse on TV used to look like. William F. Buckley discussing the ERA with Clare Boothe Luce on Firing Line, A few minutes of listening will illustrate just how dumbed down things have become.

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  39. Mothy67 says:

    I got out the harness walking things. I haven’t used them since the fall. I just put a leash on the girls when I am taking them a few blocks and neither is a fan of snow. They went insane. Jumping, barking. I skipped the harnesses during the cold because it takes longer to get them on for a walk than we are outside. It was so great to see them so excited. We walked 15 minutes and the runaway beag!e had to go home. I was prepared for at least a two miles. Nope she whines for a walk, runs away. Take her out and she will only follow one route. Bell can spend the whole day with me outside.
    The beagle was returned several times. When we took her she was living at a vet’s office. Nothing bad about her. Very, very, very, very affectionate. Her health care is 100% free from the vet. Not an ideal dog for people that are busy. She gets on your lap all the time. I mean all the time. Ignore her and she paws you nonstop. People took her home and she was too needy. Today we went for a stroll. She dashes on any other day knowing I give chase. She never gets out of sight, but no way I can catch her. She pauses lets me catch up and then jets. We have a small patch of woods behind that is untamed. Oh, she when upon an escape,loves making me navigate this mini Amazon jungle ( it’s maybe two blocks with a teeny tiny creek which may or may not have alligators and sharks) So strange she won’t go far from her home and both dogs love bunny. She will take rabbit a carrot. Outside she sees a wild rabbit and she wants to chase. I doubt she would hurt. It’s the chase. Ya ever look at your dogs and see them smiling even though you know they don’t smile at least like we do. I see me girls look at me like that all the time. I lurve my bad girls.
    Don’t get a freaking dog if you do not want a freaking dog. Ya think Xiden or the doctor has spent ten minutes with the fur balls. Dogs are a pain in the ass. So are kids. Joe has not exemplified good parenting. Look at patterns. Dog, son, infidelity, plagiarism, racism, sexism. Not a decent man.
    Funny I was guilted into Gracie. No one would take her. The vet saw me coming. Thing is my sister is moving into basement apartment today. She got screwed on divorce. 600 a month for 2 years???? The flaming beagle is exactly what she needs. My sis, as I have said, had a brain tumor and stage 4 lung cancer. She is surviving. They took out part of her brain. She has most of her faculties. Can’t drive because of vision. Has some memory problems, but is mostly in tact. She is, however, sort of needy as far as physical presence goes. I am not able or (i confess as ugly as it sounds) willing to tether her to life all the time.
    The freaking cast away beagle is in a convalescent way a miracle for my sister. They are together non stop. Dogs RULE!

    • elliesmom says:

      Ellie is very gentle and has the retriever “soft mouth hold”. She caught a small bunny and brought it into the house once. The poor bunny must have died from fright because there wasn’t a mark on it. She pawed it a couple of times to “wake it up”, but it was dead. I know she didn’t mean to hurt it. The next one she brought in was a good playmate until I caught it and put it back outside.

      The best way to deal with your runaway beagle is to buy an inexpensive 29-30ft training leash. Use it to teach her the “wait” and “come” commands. Beagles are stubborn, and they’re bred to be runners so it takes patience. But if she stops and waits for you when you give the command and comes back every time you call her while on a long tether, she’ll eventually do it when she’s loose. Zak George’s training videos are pretty good. He’s fun, and he might be entertaining enough for Shay or your sister to follow him.

      • Mothy67 says:

        One of the things I liked about Trump was that he didn’t get a dog. This was bullshit by the xiden’s. Trump didn’t but we did. Puke. It’s theater. Lordy they even blamed the dog for a xiden tumble. You are someone that loves dogs or you aren’t. They are not accessories. When Gracie dug under the fence Bell came directly in to tell on her. She was barking like crazy. I put on her leash and she knew where to go. I have had too many friends that dope thier kids and also get a cute puppy, but never invest the time with a pet or the kid. The dog becomes a pain and owners speak as if they are martyrs. Ditto with kids. Loved having the cute baby to show off. Growing pains not so much. I would have moved heaven and earth before I had put da brat on major psych meds. I’d say 70% of my college era friends have children on meds. I get some times there is a valid reason, but good Lord my former friends almost boast about mentally unhealthy kids. I think they see special in illness when there is no there there. One insulted me about sports. My monster is somehow this mean girl because I took to heart healthy mind sound body. I nurtured her hopefully knowing herself. All I pray for. Be true. Seriously, I was a blue baby. I couldn’t walk but a few blocks in the early years. I was for real misfit. I didn’t have a kid at 40 because it was on a check list. These days I advocate for younger parents. My friends for the most part thought parentage was (starting at 40) going to be a breeze– just like picking out a cute puppy at the pound. Children suck. Good God so do dogs. It is never easy. I have one very affluent friend whose 6th grade daughter beats her!?!?!?!? Huh? She indulged every whim. She’s 11 and they say she is bi polar. WTF. I’ve had my crowd attempt to reference, attribute me being gay for doing well with my brat. Piss off I am more than a sexual preference. I chose to stand by a girl as another human being when there was no one. I wasn’t adding a Hermes bag. Pup is my little buddy. If I can scrape together a tad bit to give half a shot so can friends with au pairs. Hell yeah I pat myself on the back. The skinny, sick, gay kid has played a bit role in a girl’s life. She ain’t dumb either. I seriously have aged 50+ friends who see life as an 80’s teen movie. Dumb jocks, slutty cheerleaders. The way I see the tech billionaires especially @jack and suckaburger is as emotionally stunted angry teens. Billions don’t make ya happy.

  40. lateblum says:

    Biden visited a hardware store the other day to highlight the PPP program. The program had benefitted the store. That was back in 2020. Biden was not pResident at that time. After several minutes when reporters tried to ask questions of Biden having nothing to do with PPP, they were shut down and he was “protected” from those meanies by his staff.

    Also this:

  41. DeniseVB says:

    If it works, this is pretty cool…..

  42. lyn5 says:

    My hubby who is a Karen left his wallet at the bakery this morning. LOL. He blamed me for having to get two new credit cards last year, because I’m the Internet Shopping Queen who orders stuff for him.

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  52. Dora says:

    It passed.


    Congress Passes Coronavirus Relief Bill: What NYers Need To Know

    Americans could soon be seeing $1,400 checks in their bank accounts as well as a big boost in child tax credits.

    • Jentx says:

      well whoop the fuck do I can just can’t imagine the joy I’m going to feel getting 1400 fucking dollars that I’m going to have to pay back $5,700 for the privilege of getting my 1400. And of course none of this makes me feel better knowing that every single evil asshole in this country is getting millions of dollars and where this closer to bankrupting our country and putting the Chinese Communist and charged as if it would be worse cuz at this point I don’t think this country can sink any lower. You’ll rarely see me here posting occasionally I stop by I can no longer turn on the news or the radio and mostly even what I read here pisses me off. They’re never going to be cause they’re never going to serve time there’s never going to be Equity or fairness or Justice. We are in the end times will have two choices accept or fight. I hope you’ll join us when the fight starts.

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  55. Angie says:

    We are unworthy.

    • lyn5 says:

      Mollie @MZHemingway

      If we’re being remotely honest with ourselves, we all quite obviously miss him being on Twitter (and many miss him being president). It remains terrifying that Democrats and tech oligarchs have so much power to suppress the speech of their political opponents — his and others.

  56. Angie says:

    Funny story

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  61. Constance says:

    Looks like a French cloud services company burned down tonight and millions of web sites are down.
    Remember when the computer building in Nashville blew up a few months ago? Between these attacks and all the censorship I’m feeling like internet access is pretty day to day.

    • jadzia1971 says:

      It was crazy. The government’s sites that provide public data were on those servers. The Coinhouse crypto exchange was on those servers. The Centre Pompidou. Countless associations and companies. My VOIP phone. 3.2 million websites affected. Four buildings, one destroyed completely and the other destroyed partially. Fortunately, no deaths or serious injuries. OVH is like the French equivalent of AWS.

  62. Constance says:

    South Park did an episode on Q tonight. Seems like the Q people on Gab really enjoyed it.

  63. Island Girl says:

    Wtf cold and rainy here in Hawaii and saw a link to the o holes interview with People magazine.
    Great post Lola, crazy insanity

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    • lyn5 says:

      Let’s hope they can’t join the military for free genital mutilation.

    • Mt.Laurel says:

      I think we should be given a run down of how many trans genders on the front lines/in hostile territories , or do they all get assigned cushy desk jobs as their entire time in the service will be spent getting surgeries and tweaking hormones treatments.

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