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Thursday, January 26, 2023
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Wait for it …
Joy in the morning!
Yes, I laughed!
🤣🤣🤣💃🕺🪘🛢 Very funny but where was her mouth when Nanzi ousted Republicans from the 1/6 committee?
Different rules, doncha know 😉 That’s what I miss about daily twitter, conservatives may not grave dance (which is a good thing) but they sure know how to kick a person when they’re down. 😀
This brought a wide grin to my face!!!
Ok kids, I did it. This was the Don Surber article that made me a subscriber today. It just seemed to be EXACTLY what I needed to hear. 😀
I meant to post this last night.
I can name more than a dozen women here in swampland ( there are 100’s running about ) that have this exact look from the top of her head to the tips of the shoes on her feet . Along with the haircut, smug expression and that particular air of condescension she is the epitome of a aommoncay aannoyingyay urbanyay oolaidkay addictedyay omanway. (Kool-Aid swilling bot).
I thought Yellen had a neutral job, then realized she’s SecTreasury now? After years of jerking around Federal Reserve numbers she jumps on the Biden Ship? Oh this can’t be good.
Most dishonest crude and unqualified group of grifting elitists they could find. As long as they do what they are told by their masters they get to waltz around telling the perceived little people how their spurious selves in all ways know more about absolutely everything and that things must be done their way or the highway..
God Bless President Trump!
I love the people who tell him to SAY IT ON Twitter !!!! Hello. 😉
Miss him so much.
Throw them all in jail!
What a slimeball he is!
He is disgusting.
Creepy as can be. Ugh.
Everything about him is reprehensible. Everything.
Do you know who paid for the studies that showed the cholesterol in eggs is bad for you? The breakfast cereal companies. Which is better for you? A couple of eggs or sugar-laden cereal? Ask a chicken.
I love eggs. I could be an eggaholic. If our HOA allowed, I would definitely have a couple few chickens in the back yard. I absolutely would. On one of the farms where I lived for a while, I took care of the chickens. It isn’t hard. And there is something really special about collecting eggs, from nests.
As it is, I have a connection with a local farm owner, who sells eggs privately. Her chickens are moulting right now, and egg production is down, but as soon as they start laying again, I will get my eggs from Renata. I have her on speed dial. 😀. I can even go meet the chickens if I want. 🐔🐔
Bill Gates can go suck an egg.
I went to a dietician years ago. She was anorexic looking with a runny nose. Woman looked like death. I had been told I had months to live. My liver and kidneys were not playing. That was 2012. I just had a complete blood panel. Near perfect. I can’t do zoom. It is not because I look like some dried up drunk. I am yet still a good looking fellow. I see scars when I am photographed. No one sees a big whole in my throat. You would never view me and see scars. I don’t always see the thick thing running down my chest. I get told Montgomery Clift. I wish I had been born average. Most babies born with tetrology of falot end up with retardation. I was born with not 4 but 6 things wrong. I getted not retardation but a silly IQ.
I cherish EM. She puts me in my place. I live in suburbia. I am sassy. No one calls me out. I ache to talk. EM does. She is wrong though thinking I don’t do zoom because I am a lush. I feel all my scars if I try to be photographed. I am narcissistic. Know I can turn a head I feel like the scars if I zoom.
I think you don’t do Zoom because you’re such a narcissist, and you’re afraid no one would be impressed with how handsome you think you are. But you probably wouldn’t have much fun anyway. We’re too upbeat for you. It’s not a pity party.
Growing up we Never gave up eggs and To this day they are a staple in my diet. There was a bit of a push by the two youngest of my older brothers along with the margarine is better tripe but my parents stood firm. went through the war times and mom never ever got over that margarine was basically a Yucky whiteish grey solid that you added (bright) yellow coloring to (the color capsule came in the package). Butter baby!
I’m the descendant of a long line of dairy farmers. One of my favorite cookbooks is called, “The All Butter, Fresh Cream, Sugar Packed Baking Book”.
Julia Child lived to be 91. I always tell myself that when people come after my eggs and butter. She lived a long, happy life 🙂
I never gave up eggs or butter.
Me neither. My organic chemistry professor wrote out the chemical structure of butter vs margarine on the chalkboard, and showed the difference. He was adamant about not using margarine. And that was back in 1982.
I always heard that it was LBJ because the daily industry didn’t support him when he ran for president.
oops! Dairy industry.
Definitely eggs (cooked in French butter, so fuck the cereal companies)
this is so sad
The European Union has given the green light for two more species of insect to be used as food for humans as the Great Reset continues.
If you have access to Tucker Carlson Today, and you haven’t caught it already, watch his interview with Bryan Caplan. He’s an economist who has written a book addressed to his daughter about why she shouldn’t be a feminist. I can’t stop smiling. The guy’s joy in life is infectious.
Found a blip and from he said, he’s right. 🙂
I’m enjoying the interview. I see that Tucker has an interview with Sparkles’s sister.
Fake News. Be cautious of ANY news coming from this site. They even admit to being liberal trolls and have the nerve to call themselves “satirists”. I already did the research because I really hoped it was true 😛
saw this the other day and bookmarked and kept forgetting to share. Hope it cheers you up after finding the above is fake. it combines a couple of your favorite things.
LoL, thanks, what’s not to love. Taylor and Penn !
We have a mutual friend. She gave up all rights to the reboot. She did so because all of the behind the scene people were going to lose their jobs. It was walk away or take everyone down with her. I have only met her via a friend. She is harsh. Very much the character she played. We had dinner at Sardi’s when she was playing the Wicked Witch at Madison Square Garden. She paid for everyone. I knew a lot of Broadway people. Many act like Kardashians. Entitled. I believe she was going by just Roseanne at the time. She paid for 20 people. It might seem simple but so many “stars” behave like everything is owed to them. She is tough but real.
A funny story. Carol Channing came into where I was managing. She lived on the Upper West Side but when she saw a show she would stay in Time Square. One day she left her husband got in a cab. She walked to my restaurant. It was only three blocks. She ordered a cappuccino. Had no money. I was like you are Hello Dolly I can eat 5 bucks. I asked her how she was getting back to the hotel. I walked her. Me and Carol crossing 8th Avenue. She was staying at Disney hotel on 49th. ♡ of Time Square. I walked her. She planted a wet one me. Big sloppy kiss. Somehow there was a German tabloid present. Headline was Carol and young lover. The best was the next day. I was setting up the restaurant. Channing came in she was screaming in that inimitable voice where is Tim. She gave me 50.
On another note I was working with a wanna be actress. Arther Miller came in. You could still smoke then. This young lady sat Arther Miller next to Caroline Kennedy. She had no idea. It was one thing that she was attempting to be an actress. She honestly didn’t know who he was. The reservation said Arther Miller. Death of a Salesman was the hottest ticket on Broadway. Clueless.
I bought tickets to see The Iceman Cometh. 180 back in 2000. Matinee . I got two. Seats were right next to the office. I spent 360 dollars to hear Eugene. The phone never stopped ringing. The office was right next to my seats. I was furious. I complained. I was unhappy. Tony Danza came to my job and gave me orchestra tickets.
Leather Tuscadaro did a duet with a dude when she was Susie Quattro. Stumbling In. I fall into things. I was kissing. Random with a guy. Fuck me he was is Marlon Brando’s son. Who kisses the spawn of greatest actor?
When i was 25 I attended Hunter College. I knew no one. I was sitting alone in cafeteria. I befriended Suzanne Mallouk. She was the lover of Jean Michelle Basquiat. Holly is even stranger. I was walking down Locust in Philly. This girl who was half Asian caught my eye. We were intoxicated I said crash here. She never left. Moved in. Her brother married Chelsea Clinton. She is dead. Cervical cancer. I never said anything Wikipedia ignores her. Once when Holly’s dad was running for state AG there was a commercial Ed Mezvinsky wants to clean up drugs in the streets maybe he should start in his backyard. Picture of Holly. Ouch. Holly was adopted by Marjorie. She was the freshman congress woman who got Bill Clinton’s “ package” thru. It came down to one vote if I remember correctly. I say nothing. Our roommate questions her death. She was actually the child of a Vietnamese prostitute. She went to Smith and UPenn. A big lie they said she went to Penn on a girl’s team. I lived with her. She never played cricket but full ride to Ivy League. Marjorie teaches there. Cervical cancer is treatable. Holly is dead.
A real “Top Gun” finally recognized at age 97!
“Navy Pilot Who Secretly Killed Four MiGs On One Mission Finally Recognized”
God forbid the people find out the truth
😂 😂 😂