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About Myiq2xu™

“Let’s be honest, the people who are currently outraged are the same people who have always been outraged.”

Gobble, Gobble, Mother-f**kers!

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Burn In Hell You Piece Of Shit!

It’s official. He’s finally dead, forty years too late. Charles Manson should have been decomposing before I graduated from high school. I hope whatever killed him was slow and extremely painful.

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The Most Famous Speech Ever

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing … Continue reading

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Boo-Hoo For Barack

If you don’t want to put yourself thru that, here’s the voxplaination: Clad in white tuxedos, the trio appeals to a lost love, whom they think about at night while staring forlornly at a framed photograph: “Every night I turn … Continue reading

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Pre-Turkey Friday Open Thread

Took Mom out Christmas tree shopping. She wore me out.

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And Now For Something Completely Different

If you own any stock in Al Franken you should have sold it yesterday.

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W.O.O.T.

From the Department of You Can’t Make This Shit Up: Students triggered by Steve Martin’s ‘King Tut’ on ‘SNL’ Comedian Steve Martin’s rendition of “King Tut” is triggering social justice warriors at Reed College because they see it as a … Continue reading

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