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About President-Elect Myiq2xu

In 2020 I have seen many things I thought I would never see. I feel like I am living in a George Orwell novel.

News Media-Induced Tourette’s Syndrome

I was recently self-diagnosed with NMITS: News Media-Induced Tourette’s Syndrome. I can’t be the only one. Tourette’s syndrome (TS) is a neurological disorder characterized by repetitive, stereotyped, involuntary movements and vocalizations called tics. The disorder is named for Dr. Georges … Continue reading

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Needs More Cowbell Open Thread

It’s Saturday somewhere. Walkens and walk-ins welcome. Today’s condensed news: GOPers help Groper. There is literally no problem that cannot be fixed with more cowbell.

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Sidney Powell Documents The Atrocity (News Media Yawns)

If you can watch this without getting angry then you don’t love America. After you watch this video, go on Google and look for a story about it in a major media outlet.

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BREAKING NEWS: Ivanka Trump Farted When She Was A Teenager!

This is easily the most difficult post I have ever written. I have taken three showers since I first read this story and I still don’t feel clean. I may never get the taste of puke out of my mouth. … Continue reading

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Will Antifa Kill Us All When They Win?

They hate us. They really, really hate us. They don’t want to share this planet with us, let alone this country. If they get the power of life and death over us, what will they do? This is a serious … Continue reading

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Things I won’t miss when Trump is gone.

I don’t know when Donald J. Trump will leave office, but sooner or later he will. And if he leaves sooner there is a pretty good chance he’ll be back later. But Father Time is still the undefeated champion, and … Continue reading

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Stinkin’ Thinkin’

It is Friday night and it is Bill Maher’s turn to do political analysis by anecdote. So tiresome. We’ll take our Biden victory; we’ll continue to organize and fight for a progressive America; and we’ll say goodbye to Bill Maher. … Continue reading

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If You Voted For Biden, You Voted For This:

Graphic: A close-up angle of BLM rioters knocking a man unconscious who was leaving the #MillionMAGAMarch in DC earlier today. They also steal his phone when he’s on the ground. Video by @FromKalen. pic.twitter.com/cf7bnkpsCf — Andy Ngô (@MrAndyNgo) November 15, … Continue reading

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Bill Whittle Esta En Fuego

How furious is Bill Whittle? He even drops the F-bomb! As for myself, I find myself avoiding the news in all its forms. I think I have PTSD or something. What the Democrats have done is comparable to September 11, … Continue reading

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This Guy Is My Spirit Animal

I miss the good old days of the blogosphere. Remember when print and television news had very little presence on the Intertubes? Remember when the internet was virtually ad-free, except for porn? Remember when comment threads were unmoderated? Remember when … Continue reading

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This electoral theft was all planned months ago

Democrats are not making this up as they go along. They wargamed this and disseminated their talking points ahead of time. This is from the September 1, 2020 NY Intelligencer: An Election Night ‘Red Mirage’ Is a Nightmare for Democrats … Continue reading

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Unity Schmoonity

Fuck Joe Biden. Fuck Kamala Harris. And fuck all those bitch ass Democrats. I pledge to be a President who seeks not to divide, but to unify. Who doesn’t see Red and Blue states, but a United States. And who … Continue reading

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What To Expect From A Kamala Harris Administration

I firmly believe that Donald Trump won this election with a majority of the popular vote. I also believe that the Democrats are trying to steal it from him. And while I still hold out hope that justice and the … Continue reading

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Thou Shalt Not Steal

I simply cannot deal with this situation right now. I fear that there is no peaceful solution to this conflict. But I cannot articulate how I truly feel on a public forum so I will instead utilize my right to … Continue reading

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Cocaine Mitch Saves America

We do have some good news to report. It looks like the GOP will keep the Senate. That means that Mitch McConnell will be Senate Majority Leader next term. And that means the Democrats can take their plans to pack … Continue reading

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And The Winner Is: Phukkif Aino

The Democrats predicted there would not be a winner tonight, and they are (not)working hard to make their threat prediction come true. They are stalling for time so they can figure out how many Biden ballots they need to “find.” … Continue reading

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Pre-Election Poetry Break

How I feel about tomorrow: Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The … Continue reading

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Is It Safe To Come Out Of My Bunker Yet?

How crazy are things in the Year of Our Lord 2020? Crazy enough to make me want to pull the covers over my head and stay in bed (in the fetal position) until the madness ends. But staying in bed … Continue reading

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James Bond R.I.P.

Sean Connery has passed away. He was 90 years old and died in his sleep. No mention in the articles I’ve seen about how many hot babes were in bed with him. He performed many great roles, but none greater … Continue reading

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NBC Debunks Hunter Biden Dossier That Nobody Ever Read

Ben Collins and Brandy Zadrozny at NBC debunk the everlovin’ shit outta that Hunter Biden dossier. What Hunter Biden dossier? I dunno. I never heard nothing about no Hunter Biden dossiers. Did you? How a fake persona laid the groundwork … Continue reading

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