Author Archives: Dr. Myiq2xu

About Dr. Myiq2xu

Unless President Donald J. Trump pulls a hat out of a rabbit real soon, on 1/21/21 I will wake up in a socialist banana republic.

Suddenly The Democrats Are Pro-Wall

Watch the Democrats and you’ll see more flip-flops than on all the beaches in Florida (pre-covid). It seems like just yesterday they were telling us that “walls don’t work.” The Hill: A review of Capitol security after the Jan. 6 … Continue reading

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Happy VD Open Thread

Today is not my favorite holiday.

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NOT GUILTY!

Final Score: 57-43.  Donnie Two-Scoops is now 2-0 in impeachments. Fuck all them bitch-ass Democrats. #Trump2024    

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Acquittal 2.0 will follow Impeachment 2.0

Opinion: If Republican senators acquit Trump, they will own the violence that follows https://t.co/qJ2VMtkDUr — The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) February 12, 2021 Sometime later today, probably, the Senate will vote on the single count of Incitement made up by House … Continue reading

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The Peasants Are Not Revolting

Joe Biden* is the most popular POTUS in American history, with 80 million supporters. He got more votes from black people than Barack Obama. He is so popular that he invited 25,000 national guard troops to his inauguration. Thankfully, they … Continue reading

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M.A.G.A. – Day 1461

The barbarians are camped outside the wall. Tomorrow they’ll be inside. For everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose under heaven: a time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and … Continue reading

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Trump brought this all on himself

Six years ago Trump had life by the pussy. He was a world-famous billionaire with his own hit television show. He lived in the penthouse of one of the most luxurious buildings in the world. Rumor is that his personal … Continue reading

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The Big Tell

. @realLizUSA was, until recently, national spokesperson at the RNC. Liz, I sincerely hope you get the help you need because anyone who tweets this nonsense a week after a violent attack on the Capitol based on lies like this … Continue reading

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Nasty Nana Strikes Again

The House of Representatives has voted to impeach President Donald Trump a second time. They must have spent all of 20 minutes in debate. If you were hoping 2021 would be better than 2020, keep hoping. But hope is not … Continue reading

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GOPe = A Nest of Vipers

Harry Truman famously said, “You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.” Donald Trump doesn’t own a dog. When Trump leaves Washington he won’t be leaving any friends behind. He didn’t have any friends in Washington when he got … Continue reading

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T.O.O.T.

What the guy says in the video up above might make you angry, but I think it is worth a listen. If the guy in the video below doesn’t make you laugh, then 2020 may have damaged your soul. Party … Continue reading

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Trump Is Legally And Factually Innocent, But So What?

It says 2021 on the calendar but it’s still 2020 until Biden* is inaugurated at Pretender of the Untied States. Nothing could be more 2020 than impeaching Donald Trump one last time. I know that just like the last time … Continue reading

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All Protest Is Violence

From the “They Must Think We’re Stupid” file: The violent, deadly riot at the U.S. Capitol on Wednesday has prompted numerous media players to apparently flip the script on violent protests, brushing aside standards that they established last summer when … Continue reading

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What Did Democrats Think Was Gonna Happen?

If you have been watching the news since yesterday then you know that a “far-right mob” of Trump supporters “stormed” the US Capitol bldg in an “attempted coup. Four people were “killed” including one unarmed woman who was just standing … Continue reading

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Can You Hear Us Now?

The GOP base has a message for Senator Mitch McConnell. And that message is “FUCK YOU!” The Republican Party as it exists today needs to die. GOP delenda est.

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President-Elect Asterisk

Unless a miracle takes place, we will soon have our second unelected President. The first one was nominated to the position of Vice-President by a President and was overwhelmingly confirmed by Congress, then succeeded to the Presidency when the President … Continue reading

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2021: A Shitstorm Approaches

If Trump pulls off a miracle next week, the Left is gonna explode in fury that will make last summer’s mostly peaceful riots look mostly peaceful. The media has whipped up the mob to believe that Joe Biden won fair … Continue reading

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There Are No Snakes In The Grass In Washington DC

There are no snakes in the grass in Washington DC because there is no grass. Just snakes. Democrat snakes and GOP snakes. Red snakes and blue snakes. And lots and lots of trouser snakes. In the history of American politics, … Continue reading

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Are You Smarter Than Joe Biden?

I had two draft posts saved. I am dealing with a case of writer’s block bigger than Michelle Robinson’s ass. I stare into the abyss of incomplete blog posts, and the abyss stares back. I keep thinking that 2021 has … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday Jesus!

Not feeling very cheerful this year. Mom was supposed to go over my sisters today but my nephew tested positive for the ‘Rona so he has to quarantine even though he is asymptomatic. I ordered the Alzheimer’s book that VM … Continue reading

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