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Trump Derangement Syndrome – Senate Edition

I’m starting to miss Harry Reid: Schumer loses cool with Trump supporter at swanky restaurant Sen. Chuck Schumer caused a scene at a Manhattan restaurant when he began yelling at a wealthy and well-connected Donald Trump supporter that the POTUS … Continue reading

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The Only Thing Worse Than A Monday

The only thing worse than a Monday is being sick on a Monday. This cold Mom gave me is kicking my ass. When I told Mom she gave me her cold she said, “Good, I was tired of having it.”

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Heavenly Marksmanship

Satan: “I bet you can’t hit a moving target.” God: “Hold my beer and watch this.” I have a cold. I’m pretty sure Mom gave it to me. Last night I was having an erotic dream starring Taylor Swift. It … Continue reading

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Caturday Open Thread

Tigger decided to lay down on my keyboard. When I tried to move him he bit me.

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The First Law of Sausages

There are a lot of people freaking out over the Obamacare repeal follies taking place in Washington DC today. My advice is to chill out. It’s not like we can do anything about it anyway. Besides, it is still early … Continue reading

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Princess Lily Open Thread

I’m driving Miss Daisy today.

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Occam’s Razor

The culture of fear created by his administration is a threat to public safety. https://t.co/Nz5WV8Y89w — Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) March 23, 2017 Reporting of sex assaults among LA Latino community down 25 percent out of deportation fears https://t.co/ohEHXHv3jI — Maggie … Continue reading

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