Author Archives: Woke Lola

About Woke Lola

Bitch, please.

BREAKING! My Immigration Law Prof is Gonna Call Trump Racist 20X Tomorrow

Posted on March 19, 2019

Because SCOTUS has continued its deference to the Executive branch on immigration. Read it and weep. The Supreme Court on Tuesday ruled that the federal government can detain immigrants indefinitely for past crimes, even if they have been previously released. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | 95 Comments

We’ve Hit Max Comments, Y’all

Posted on February 10, 2019

No worries, y’all. This is what hitting the maximum number of comments looks like. The comment box just says “NO” and withdraws itself. Here’s a fresh thread to discuss whatever madness the fake news industrial complex is shitting itself over … Continue reading →

Posted in clusterfucks | 147 Comments

Pre-SOTU Open Thread

Posted on February 5, 2019

You know what to do-oo-oo… I might be asleep for it. I work early, and I’m pissed off about politics in general so much anymore.

Posted in Donald Trump, SOTU, The Donald | 224 Comments

This #CovCath thing is SO American!

Posted on January 21, 2019

Y’all might have seen this one erupt over the weekend. Twitter was afire, and I swear, I think the left used this like Heather Ledger used Diazepam to take the edge off coming down from Oxycodone. You know, what with … Continue reading →

Posted in Grievance Industry, Left-Wing Lies, MAGA | 31 Comments

With friends like these…

Posted on December 6, 2018

That Camille Paglia… In a wide ranging interview featuring trademark acerbic wit, Ms. Paglia lampoons every goddamn contender in the Democrat Party (her party, she insists) and gives Trump a lift. You’ve been a sharp political prognosticator over the years. … Continue reading →

Posted in Game of Thrones 2020, Uncategorized | 185 Comments

BREAKING: Twitter Gets Loomered

Posted on November 29, 2018

After banning, Laura Loomer chained herself to Twitter Headquarters today and put up a sign. Vows to stay all night and pee on herself if necessary. #1 trend on Twitter for hours now. I am LMAO. Retweet if you agree. … Continue reading →

Posted in #metoo, Loomered | 189 Comments

#BlackFriday Open Thread

Posted on November 23, 2018

Don we now our gay apparel! Falala Lalala LALALA! #SkelfOnTheShelf #BlackFriday2018 pic.twitter.com/iID8bAvNYr — Lola (@lovelalola) November 23, 2018 So I went out into this madness, but it wasn’t that bad. I intended just to pick up a steam mop for … Continue reading →

Posted in #Ebola, #facepalmfriday | 186 Comments