Author Archives: Woke Lola

About Woke Lola

Bitch, please.

It’s Fri-YAY Open Thread

Have a laugh. Man, Delos Destinations Inc. work has really fallen off since Westworld got quarantined. They aren't even trying anymore… pic.twitter.com/noU2dmq0bj — Woke Lola (@lovelalola) April 17, 2020 Now make me laugh. This is an open I-hope-this-is-almost-over thread thingy!

Posted in #facepalmfriday, #GoTrump, clusterfucks, Corona Virus, Covid-19 | 208 Comments

Hellweek: Monday Open Thread Edition

Well, this is the first day of what is supposed to be hellweek with this ‘Rone Virus thang. South Carolina is sitting pretty on projections. Unlike some other areas, we are not projected to run out of beds, ICU bed, … Continue reading

Posted in Corona Virus, Covid-19 | 65 Comments

Tenacious Thursday Open Thread

We are all going to get through this, y’all. That is all.

Posted in Corona Virus, Covid-19 | 60 Comments

Covid-19 Scare Hits Close to Home

As readers know, my husband and I are first responders in most crises. He is a nurse working in a hospital with active Covid-19 patients. I work for Child Protective Services. As you know, abuse and neglect of children never … Continue reading

Posted in Corona Virus, Covid-19 | 126 Comments

The Ratchetization of America

Even before Establishment Dems turned a nice trick re-making Bernie Sanders into the left’s own Ron Paul, we were already on this road. This road is marked with plenty of road signs, but few exits. As we drove it we … Continue reading

Posted in #GoTrump, Chinese Virus, clusterfucks, Corona Virus, Covid-19 | 250 Comments

Myiq2xu & DeniseVB 2020 Open Thread

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Myiq2xu and DeniseVB for keeping this blog going? It’s amazing how long we’ve been hanging out here, and our team is the BEST team. Thank you both for being so awesome! Our … Continue reading

Posted in #GoTrump, MAGA | 118 Comments

Impeachment Thoughts

A few thoughts on this impeachment theater effort by long-simmering Democrats. First of all, the idea of the President being impeached today based on a phone call with another head of state is unprecedented. Furthermore, to have a CIA spy … Continue reading

Posted in #GoTrump, Impeachment, Keep Fucking That Chicken Award, Trump is Still President! | 205 Comments

#DrainTheSwamps (The Transcript is Released)

This is an open thread. Feel free to post your best bits of the transcript here. Just started reading it, and 2nd Zelenskyy comment in is PERFECT! Bwahahahaha! Second thing Zelensky said was "We wanted to #DrainTheSwamp here in our … Continue reading

Posted in #Russia, #Ukraine, clusterfucks, Impeachment, Keep Fucking That Chicken Award, Uncategorized | 171 Comments

It’s #NationalRelaxationDay Open Thread

In a recent study, researchers found that taking just 20-30 minutes a day to walk or sit in a place that you identify as being in contact with nature can reduce your stress hormones. How are you relaxing today?#NationalRelaxationDay#ThursdayThoughtshttps://t.co/jrJwCCT3Cg pic.twitter.com/r2qv5tvfLH — … Continue reading

Posted in Blogging, Fun Stuff | 145 Comments

F.O.O.T

That last thread was getting kinda full. Look what I found via Google maps street view! Hilarious. Google maps street view shows protesters and media in front of @RepCummings house in Baltimore. Screen shots attached. #KAG2020 pic.twitter.com/SnyG5n4z60 — Woke Lola … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 72 Comments

The Donald of the UK

A fat, white-blond nationalist oaf won the Prime Minister office of the UK today, and Twitter and the rest of the falling, failing media empire lost their shit. For hours there were so many awesome top 10 trends, and it … Continue reading

Posted in #DailyDopeslap, Brexit | 69 Comments

Where is the Klown? Open Thread

That last thread was getting FULL! So here’s a fresh new one. My favorite new pastime is to add #Dem to everything on Twitter. What’s yours? It looks like #DemBitches took the bait! .@axios is seriously proposing that @realDonaldTrump could … Continue reading

Posted in #DailyDopeslap, #GoTrump, Uncategorized | 20 Comments

Goombas, NPCs, AOC & The Squad

Uh-oh. There’s trouble in la-la land as Democrats go to Civil War with themselves. This is the best show this summer! 🤣😂🤣 It's the whole Squad! pic.twitter.com/VgNIs5tGXx — Woke Lola (@lovelalola) July 12, 2019 This is an open thread.

Posted in #facepalmfriday, #GoTrump, #SJW | 153 Comments

BREAKING! My Immigration Law Prof is Gonna Call Trump Racist 20X Tomorrow

Because SCOTUS has continued its deference to the Executive branch on immigration. Read it and weep. The Supreme Court on Tuesday ruled that the federal government can detain immigrants indefinitely for past crimes, even if they have been previously released. … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 95 Comments

We’ve Hit Max Comments, Y’all

No worries, y’all. This is what hitting the maximum number of comments looks like. The comment box just says “NO” and withdraws itself. Here’s a fresh thread to discuss whatever madness the fake news industrial complex is shitting itself over … Continue reading

Posted in clusterfucks | 147 Comments

Pre-SOTU Open Thread

You know what to do-oo-oo… I might be asleep for it. I work early, and I’m pissed off about politics in general so much anymore.

Posted in Donald Trump, SOTU, The Donald | 224 Comments

This #CovCath thing is SO American!

Y’all might have seen this one erupt over the weekend. Twitter was afire, and I swear, I think the left used this like Heather Ledger used Diazepam to take the edge off coming down from Oxycodone. You know, what with … Continue reading

Posted in Grievance Industry, Left-Wing Lies, MAGA | 31 Comments

With friends like these…

That Camille Paglia… In a wide ranging interview featuring trademark acerbic wit, Ms. Paglia lampoons every goddamn contender in the Democrat Party (her party, she insists) and gives Trump a lift. You’ve been a sharp political prognosticator over the years. … Continue reading

Posted in Game of Thrones 2020, Uncategorized | 185 Comments

BREAKING: Twitter Gets Loomered

After banning, Laura Loomer chained herself to Twitter Headquarters today and put up a sign. Vows to stay all night and pee on herself if necessary. #1 trend on Twitter for hours now. I am LMAO. Retweet if you agree. … Continue reading

Posted in #metoo, Loomered | 189 Comments

#BlackFriday Open Thread

Don we now our gay apparel! Falala Lalala LALALA! #SkelfOnTheShelf #BlackFriday2018 pic.twitter.com/iID8bAvNYr — Lola (@lovelalola) November 23, 2018 So I went out into this madness, but it wasn’t that bad. I intended just to pick up a steam mop for … Continue reading

Posted in #Ebola, #facepalmfriday | 186 Comments