Author Archives: Woke Lola

About Woke Lola

Bitch, please.

The Ratchetization of America

Posted on March 24, 2020

Even before Establishment Dems turned a nice trick re-making Bernie Sanders into the left’s own Ron Paul, we were already on this road. This road is marked with plenty of road signs, but few exits. As we drove it we … Continue reading →

Posted in #GoTrump, Chinese Virus, clusterfucks, Corona Virus, Covid-19 | 250 Comments

Myiq2xu & DeniseVB 2020 Open Thread

Posted on January 10, 2020

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Myiq2xu and DeniseVB for keeping this blog going? It’s amazing how long we’ve been hanging out here, and our team is the BEST team. Thank you both for being so awesome! Our … Continue reading →

Posted in #GoTrump, MAGA | 118 Comments

Impeachment Thoughts

Posted on September 29, 2019

A few thoughts on this impeachment theater effort by long-simmering Democrats. First of all, the idea of the President being impeached today based on a phone call with another head of state is unprecedented. Furthermore, to have a CIA spy … Continue reading →

Posted in #GoTrump, Impeachment, Keep Fucking That Chicken Award, Trump is Still President! | 205 Comments

#DrainTheSwamps (The Transcript is Released)

Posted on September 25, 2019

This is an open thread. Feel free to post your best bits of the transcript here. Just started reading it, and 2nd Zelenskyy comment in is PERFECT! Bwahahahaha! Second thing Zelensky said was "We wanted to #DrainTheSwamp here in our … Continue reading →

Posted in #Russia, #Ukraine, clusterfucks, Impeachment, Keep Fucking That Chicken Award, Uncategorized | 171 Comments

It’s #NationalRelaxationDay Open Thread

Posted on August 15, 2019

In a recent study, researchers found that taking just 20-30 minutes a day to walk or sit in a place that you identify as being in contact with nature can reduce your stress hormones. How are you relaxing today?#NationalRelaxationDay#ThursdayThoughtshttps://t.co/jrJwCCT3Cg pic.twitter.com/r2qv5tvfLH — … Continue reading →

Posted in Blogging, Fun Stuff | 145 Comments

F.O.O.T

Posted on August 2, 2019

That last thread was getting kinda full. Look what I found via Google maps street view! Hilarious. Google maps street view shows protesters and media in front of @RepCummings house in Baltimore. Screen shots attached. #KAG2020 pic.twitter.com/SnyG5n4z60 — Woke Lola … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorized | 72 Comments

The Donald of the UK

Posted on July 23, 2019

A fat, white-blond nationalist oaf won the Prime Minister office of the UK today, and Twitter and the rest of the falling, failing media empire lost their shit. For hours there were so many awesome top 10 trends, and it … Continue reading →

Posted in #DailyDopeslap, Brexit | 69 Comments