Author Archives: Woke Lola

About Woke Lola

Bitch, please.

It’s #NationalRelaxationDay Open Thread

In a recent study, researchers found that taking just 20-30 minutes a day to walk or sit in a place that you identify as being in contact with nature can reduce your stress hormones. How are you relaxing today?#NationalRelaxationDay#ThursdayThoughtshttps://t.co/jrJwCCT3Cg pic.twitter.com/r2qv5tvfLH — … Continue reading

Posted in Blogging, Fun Stuff | 145 Comments

F.O.O.T

That last thread was getting kinda full. Look what I found via Google maps street view! Hilarious. Google maps street view shows protesters and media in front of @RepCummings house in Baltimore. Screen shots attached. #KAG2020 pic.twitter.com/SnyG5n4z60 — Woke Lola … Continue reading

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The Donald of the UK

A fat, white-blond nationalist oaf won the Prime Minister office of the UK today, and Twitter and the rest of the falling, failing media empire lost their shit. For hours there were so many awesome top 10 trends, and it … Continue reading

Posted in #DailyDopeslap, Brexit | 69 Comments

Where is the Klown? Open Thread

That last thread was getting FULL! So here’s a fresh new one. My favorite new pastime is to add #Dem to everything on Twitter. What’s yours? It looks like #DemBitches took the bait! .@axios is seriously proposing that @realDonaldTrump could … Continue reading

Posted in #DailyDopeslap, #GoTrump, Uncategorized | 20 Comments

Goombas, NPCs, AOC & The Squad

Uh-oh. There’s trouble in la-la land as Democrats go to Civil War with themselves. This is the best show this summer! 🤣😂🤣 It's the whole Squad! pic.twitter.com/VgNIs5tGXx — Woke Lola (@lovelalola) July 12, 2019 This is an open thread.

Posted in #facepalmfriday, #GoTrump, #SJW | 153 Comments

BREAKING! My Immigration Law Prof is Gonna Call Trump Racist 20X Tomorrow

Because SCOTUS has continued its deference to the Executive branch on immigration. Read it and weep. The Supreme Court on Tuesday ruled that the federal government can detain immigrants indefinitely for past crimes, even if they have been previously released. … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 95 Comments

We’ve Hit Max Comments, Y’all

No worries, y’all. This is what hitting the maximum number of comments looks like. The comment box just says “NO” and withdraws itself. Here’s a fresh thread to discuss whatever madness the fake news industrial complex is shitting itself over … Continue reading

Posted in clusterfucks | 147 Comments