Author Archives: Woke Lola

About Woke Lola

Bitch, please.

Impeachment Thoughts

A few thoughts on this impeachment theater effort by long-simmering Democrats. First of all, the idea of the President being impeached today based on a phone call with another head of state is unprecedented. Furthermore, to have a CIA spy … Continue reading

Posted in #GoTrump, Impeachment, Keep Fucking That Chicken Award, Trump is Still President! | 205 Comments

#DrainTheSwamps (The Transcript is Released)

This is an open thread. Feel free to post your best bits of the transcript here. Just started reading it, and 2nd Zelenskyy comment in is PERFECT! Bwahahahaha! Second thing Zelensky said was "We wanted to #DrainTheSwamp here in our … Continue reading

Posted in #Russia, #Ukraine, clusterfucks, Impeachment, Keep Fucking That Chicken Award, Uncategorized | 171 Comments

It’s #NationalRelaxationDay Open Thread

In a recent study, researchers found that taking just 20-30 minutes a day to walk or sit in a place that you identify as being in contact with nature can reduce your stress hormones. How are you relaxing today?#NationalRelaxationDay#ThursdayThoughtshttps://t.co/jrJwCCT3Cg pic.twitter.com/r2qv5tvfLH — … Continue reading

Posted in Blogging, Fun Stuff | 145 Comments

F.O.O.T

That last thread was getting kinda full. Look what I found via Google maps street view! Hilarious. Google maps street view shows protesters and media in front of @RepCummings house in Baltimore. Screen shots attached. #KAG2020 pic.twitter.com/SnyG5n4z60 — Woke Lola … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | 72 Comments

The Donald of the UK

A fat, white-blond nationalist oaf won the Prime Minister office of the UK today, and Twitter and the rest of the falling, failing media empire lost their shit. For hours there were so many awesome top 10 trends, and it … Continue reading

Posted in #DailyDopeslap, Brexit | 69 Comments

Where is the Klown? Open Thread

That last thread was getting FULL! So here’s a fresh new one. My favorite new pastime is to add #Dem to everything on Twitter. What’s yours? It looks like #DemBitches took the bait! .@axios is seriously proposing that @realDonaldTrump could … Continue reading

Posted in #DailyDopeslap, #GoTrump, Uncategorized | 20 Comments

Goombas, NPCs, AOC & The Squad

Uh-oh. There’s trouble in la-la land as Democrats go to Civil War with themselves. This is the best show this summer! 🤣😂🤣 It's the whole Squad! pic.twitter.com/VgNIs5tGXx — Woke Lola (@lovelalola) July 12, 2019 This is an open thread.

Posted in #facepalmfriday, #GoTrump, #SJW | 153 Comments