Author Archives: Woke Lola

About Woke Lola

Bitch, please.

With friends like these…

That Camille Paglia… In a wide ranging interview featuring trademark acerbic wit, Ms. Paglia lampoons every goddamn contender in the Democrat Party (her party, she insists) and gives Trump a lift. You’ve been a sharp political prognosticator over the years. … Continue reading

Posted in Game of Thrones 2020, Uncategorized | 185 Comments

BREAKING: Twitter Gets Loomered

After banning, Laura Loomer chained herself to Twitter Headquarters today and put up a sign. Vows to stay all night and pee on herself if necessary. #1 trend on Twitter for hours now. I am LMAO. Retweet if you agree. … Continue reading

Posted in #metoo, Loomered | 189 Comments

#BlackFriday Open Thread

Don we now our gay apparel! Falala Lalala LALALA! #SkelfOnTheShelf #BlackFriday2018 pic.twitter.com/iID8bAvNYr — Lola (@lovelalola) November 23, 2018 So I went out into this madness, but it wasn’t that bad. I intended just to pick up a steam mop for … Continue reading

Posted in #Ebola, #facepalmfriday | 186 Comments

Midterm Election Day 2018

We all know how much the media lies, how much #FakeNews there is out there. They didn’t get it right in 2016 and no one really knows what’s going to happen today. I know I  was up at 6 am … Continue reading

Posted in clusterfucks, Economy | 152 Comments

Just an Organically Organized Caravan

Yeah, right. Check this out: Migrants traveling to US sue Trump, government; claim violation of constitutional rights. A dozen migrants traveling by foot from Honduras to the U.S. to seek asylum filed a class-action lawsuit Thursday against President Trump, the Department … Continue reading

Posted in Caravans, Illegal Immigration, Uncategorized | 118 Comments

Breaking! October surprise A, B, or C?

I’m sure you’ve heard the news by now. Obama, Hillary, and John Brennan targeted with suspicious packages. Explosive devices addressed to Hillary Clinton’s home and the house of former President Barack Obama were intercepted, and the Time Warner Center that is home to … Continue reading

Posted in Barack Obama, Deep State, Hillary Clinton | 139 Comments

This Is Us?

*trigger warning* graphic sex abuse I was four years old when sadness first seared my brow. It was not the first time I had been raped; it was actually the second. I had managed to somehow survive the first assault … Continue reading

Posted in #metoo, Feminists Gone Wild, Uncategorized | 279 Comments