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Election Day 2020 is Here!
How are you holding up? I’m good. Tense and in pain from my tooth, but good (root canal tomorrow). Things are looking good in 2020 about like they were in 2016, and if Donald J. Trump can win 2 elections … Continue reading
It’s Fri-YAY Open Thread
Have a laugh. Man, Delos Destinations Inc. work has really fallen off since Westworld got quarantined. They aren't even trying anymore… pic.twitter.com/noU2dmq0bj — Woke Lola (@lovelalola) April 17, 2020 Now make me laugh. This is an open I-hope-this-is-almost-over thread thingy!
Posted in #facepalmfriday, #GoTrump, clusterfucks, Corona Virus, Covid-19
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The Ratchetization of America
Even before Establishment Dems turned a nice trick re-making Bernie Sanders into the left’s own Ron Paul, we were already on this road. This road is marked with plenty of road signs, but few exits. As we drove it we … Continue reading
Posted in #GoTrump, Chinese Virus, clusterfucks, Corona Virus, Covid-19
250 Comments
#DrainTheSwamps (The Transcript is Released)
This is an open thread. Feel free to post your best bits of the transcript here. Just started reading it, and 2nd Zelenskyy comment in is PERFECT! Bwahahahaha! Second thing Zelensky said was "We wanted to #DrainTheSwamp here in our … Continue reading
We’ve Hit Max Comments, Y’all
No worries, y’all. This is what hitting the maximum number of comments looks like. The comment box just says “NO” and withdraws itself. Here’s a fresh thread to discuss whatever madness the fake news industrial complex is shitting itself over … Continue reading
Posted in clusterfucks
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Midterm Election Day 2018
We all know how much the media lies, how much #FakeNews there is out there. They didn’t get it right in 2016 and no one really knows what’s going to happen today. I know I was up at 6 am … Continue reading
Posted in clusterfucks, Economy
152 Comments
Out! Out! Out of the Shadows
They have lawyers at The_Donald: Lawyer here—I’m tired of the media falsely portraying Trump’s Executive Order. Here is my plain English (i) summary of what it actually does and (ii) explanation of why it isn’t a “Muslim ban.” I. What … Continue reading
Posted in #DailyDopeslap, #GoTrump, clusterfucks, Immigration Reform
132 Comments
Fakest News Ever
Wew lads & laddies. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride for the last 9 days of Obama’s term! You may have learned last night that Buzzfeed decided to publish information contained in a 2 page dossier that all … Continue reading
Fucking Thanksgiving!
Here’s hoping that your family is not intolerably political and itching for a fight, or that at least there’s enough tequila in the house to knock ’em out early. The staff at the Crawdad Hole recommends you keep ball-gags on hand, … Continue reading
Posted in clusterfucks, MAGA, Trumpmania
104 Comments
Oscar Open Thread
I’m not watching, because Zombies. But y’all have fun with #OscarSoWhite. May the odds be ever on your favor for those in Venus’ Oscar Pool!
Posted in clusterfucks, Grievance Industry, Open Thread, Oscars 2016
109 Comments
Sunday Reflections: With High Emotions, Logic Runs Low
The picture above was the focus of a snarky Tweet yesterday during the #BlackFair event, hosted by #BlackLivesMatter, at the Minnesota State Fair. (Update: Via Denise VB, this is a picture of Dorian Johnson, the young man with Michael Brown … Continue reading
40% More Jaw-dropping Fun, HRC Edition
Gobsmacked! As if things could not get weird enough, Hillary Rodham Clinton is so transparently on defense about her classified emails that my jaw actually dropped to the floor reading the Politico article linked above (40% chance of being updated … Continue reading
Clusterfuck Nation
Pass the popcorn, they are putting the “nut” in “Nutroots Nation” again: Former Maryland Gov. and Democratic Party presidential candidate Martin O’Malley, along with fellow candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont, were shouted off stage at the Netroots Nation conference … Continue reading
Posted in clusterfucks
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#WTF Saturday Open Thread
Vile Progs® are getting might uppity these days. In other news, they have some First World Problems©. Also, it’s NutRoots℗ time again. The hashtag to watch is #NN15. #MightAsWellStartDrinking But hey, there’s always this: Enjoy! This is an open thread.
Ferguson Reaction Open Thread
Holy cow, that was a clusterf#ck of a speech. It started defensively, discounted just about everything the protesters had to say, and quickly descended into a monotonous blow-by-blow of events we’re pretty much already familiar with. Did he even say … Continue reading
Shaw Shooting Prompts Protests
Maybe it’s just me, but I’m just a little suspicious that the whitest guy in this crowd is front and center and wearing a shirt with the caption “Demilitarize the Police” to an alleged impromptu protest. Wisconsin, anybody? Occupy? How convenient … Continue reading
Posted in 2014 Elections, Bad Cop No Donut, clusterfucks
21 Comments
What Title Do You Give This?
I have no idea. My cousin posted it on FB. While the pundits wage battle over Obamacare and whether its working or failing, this is the kind of stuff America’s poor children live and die with every day. You know, … Continue reading
Posted in clusterfucks
78 Comments
Corporate President Sticks it to Consumers (Again)
You are not going to believe this, except you will. Because you saw this coming in 2008. You’ve seen the well-traveled road that got us to this point the entire way. You knew this president was a shill, a fake, … Continue reading
Posted in Affordable Care Act, clusterfucks
64 Comments
I Have of Late (But wherefore I know not)
I have of late—but wherefore I know not—lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises, and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent … Continue reading
Posted in Blogging, clusterfucks, Politics
84 Comments
The Crawdad Hole 