Category Archives: clusterfucks

Election Day 2020 is Here!

Posted on November 3, 2020 by Woke Lola

How are you holding up? I’m good. Tense and in pain from my tooth, but good (root canal tomorrow). Things are looking good in 2020 about like they were in 2016, and if Donald J. Trump can win 2 elections … Continue reading →

Posted in 2020 Election, Chinese Virus, clusterfucks, Covid-19, Disingenuous Democrats, Domestic Violence, The Donald | 265 Comments

It’s Fri-YAY Open Thread

Posted on April 17, 2020 by Woke Lola

Have a laugh. Man, Delos Destinations Inc. work has really fallen off since Westworld got quarantined. They aren't even trying anymore… pic.twitter.com/noU2dmq0bj — Woke Lola (@lovelalola) April 17, 2020 Now make me laugh. This is an open I-hope-this-is-almost-over thread thingy!

Posted in #facepalmfriday, #GoTrump, clusterfucks, Corona Virus, Covid-19 | 208 Comments

The Ratchetization of America

Posted on March 24, 2020 by Woke Lola

Even before Establishment Dems turned a nice trick re-making Bernie Sanders into the left’s own Ron Paul, we were already on this road. This road is marked with plenty of road signs, but few exits. As we drove it we … Continue reading →

Posted in #GoTrump, Chinese Virus, clusterfucks, Corona Virus, Covid-19 | 250 Comments

#DrainTheSwamps (The Transcript is Released)

Posted on September 25, 2019 by Woke Lola

This is an open thread. Feel free to post your best bits of the transcript here. Just started reading it, and 2nd Zelenskyy comment in is PERFECT! Bwahahahaha! Second thing Zelensky said was "We wanted to #DrainTheSwamp here in our … Continue reading →

Posted in #Russia, #Ukraine, clusterfucks, Impeachment, Keep Fucking That Chicken Award, Uncategorized | 171 Comments

We’ve Hit Max Comments, Y’all

Posted on February 10, 2019 by Woke Lola

No worries, y’all. This is what hitting the maximum number of comments looks like. The comment box just says “NO” and withdraws itself. Here’s a fresh thread to discuss whatever madness the fake news industrial complex is shitting itself over … Continue reading →

Posted in clusterfucks | 147 Comments

Midterm Election Day 2018

Posted on November 6, 2018 by Woke Lola

We all know how much the media lies, how much #FakeNews there is out there. They didn’t get it right in 2016 and no one really knows what’s going to happen today. I know I  was up at 6 am … Continue reading →

Posted in clusterfucks, Economy | 152 Comments

Out! Out! Out of the Shadows

Posted on January 29, 2017 by Woke Lola

They have lawyers at The_Donald: Lawyer here—I’m tired of the media falsely portraying Trump’s Executive Order. Here is my plain English (i) summary of what it actually does and (ii) explanation of why it isn’t a “Muslim ban.” I. What … Continue reading →

Posted in #DailyDopeslap, #GoTrump, clusterfucks, Immigration Reform | 132 Comments

Fakest News Ever

Posted on January 11, 2017 by Woke Lola

Wew lads & laddies. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride for the last 9 days of Obama’s term! You may have learned last night that Buzzfeed decided to publish information contained in a 2 page dossier that all … Continue reading →

Posted in clusterfucks, d@mn, Department Of You Can't Make This Shit Up, The Donald | 169 Comments

Fucking Thanksgiving!

Posted on November 24, 2016 by Woke Lola

Here’s hoping that your family is not intolerably political and itching for a fight, or that at least there’s enough tequila in the house to knock ’em out early. The staff at the Crawdad Hole recommends you keep ball-gags on hand, … Continue reading →

Posted in clusterfucks, MAGA, Trumpmania | 104 Comments

Oscar Open Thread

Posted on February 28, 2016 by Woke Lola

I’m not watching, because Zombies. But y’all have fun with #OscarSoWhite. May the odds be ever on your favor for those in Venus’ Oscar Pool!

Posted in clusterfucks, Grievance Industry, Open Thread, Oscars 2016 | 109 Comments

Sunday Reflections: With High Emotions, Logic Runs Low

Posted on August 30, 2015 by Woke Lola

The picture above was the focus of a snarky Tweet yesterday during the #BlackFair event, hosted by #BlackLivesMatter, at the Minnesota State Fair.  (Update: Via Denise VB, this is a picture of Dorian Johnson, the young man with Michael Brown … Continue reading →

Posted in clusterfucks | Tagged , , | 72 Comments

40% More Jaw-dropping Fun, HRC Edition

Posted on July 26, 2015 by Woke Lola

Gobsmacked! As if things could not get weird enough, Hillary Rodham Clinton is so transparently on defense about her classified emails that my jaw actually dropped to the floor reading the Politico article linked above (40% chance of being updated … Continue reading →

Posted in clusterfucks | Tagged , , | 92 Comments

Clusterfuck Nation

Posted on July 19, 2015 by Myiq2xu

Pass the popcorn, they are putting the “nut” in “Nutroots Nation” again: Former Maryland Gov. and Democratic Party presidential candidate Martin O’Malley, along with fellow candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders of Vermont, were shouted off stage at the Netroots Nation conference … Continue reading →

Posted in clusterfucks | 123 Comments

#WTF Saturday Open Thread

Posted on July 18, 2015 by Woke Lola

Vile Progs® are getting might uppity these days. In other news, they have some First World Problems©. Also, it’s NutRoots℗ time again. The hashtag to watch is #NN15. #MightAsWellStartDrinking But hey, there’s always this: Enjoy! This is an open thread.

Posted in clusterfucks | Tagged | 133 Comments

Ferguson Reaction Open Thread

Posted on November 24, 2014 by Woke Lola

Holy cow, that was a clusterf#ck of a speech. It started defensively, discounted just about everything the protesters had to say, and quickly descended into a monotonous blow-by-blow of events we’re pretty much already familiar with.  Did he even say … Continue reading →

Posted in clusterfucks | Tagged | 87 Comments

Shaw Shooting Prompts Protests

Posted on October 9, 2014 by Woke Lola

Maybe it’s just me, but I’m just a little suspicious that the whitest guy in this crowd is front and center and wearing a shirt with the caption “Demilitarize the Police” to an alleged impromptu protest. Wisconsin, anybody? Occupy? How convenient … Continue reading →

Posted in 2014 Elections, Bad Cop No Donut, clusterfucks | 21 Comments

I Guess Obama Gave Another Speech

Posted on May 29, 2014 by Myiq2xu

WaPo: In his address Wednesday to the graduating cadets at West Point , Mr. Obama marshaled a virtual corps of straw men, dismissing those who “say that every problem has a military solution,” who “think military intervention is the only … Continue reading →

Posted in Barack Obama, clusterfucks, Foreign Policy | Tagged , | 100 Comments

What Title Do You Give This?

Posted on October 22, 2013 by Woke Lola

I have no idea. My cousin posted it on FB. While the pundits wage battle over Obamacare and whether its working or failing, this is the kind of stuff America’s poor children live and die with every day. You know, … Continue reading →

Posted in clusterfucks | 78 Comments

Corporate President Sticks it to Consumers (Again)

Posted on August 13, 2013 by Woke Lola

You are not going to believe this, except you will. Because you saw this coming in 2008. You’ve seen the well-traveled road that got us to this point the entire way. You knew this president was a shill, a fake, … Continue reading →

Posted in Affordable Care Act, clusterfucks | 64 Comments

I Have of Late (But wherefore I know not)

Posted on July 21, 2013 by Woke Lola

I have of late—but wherefore I know not—lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises, and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent … Continue reading →

Posted in Blogging, clusterfucks, Politics | 84 Comments