Category Archives: clusterfucks

The Ratchetization of America

Posted on March 24, 2020 by

Even before Establishment Dems turned a nice trick re-making Bernie Sanders into the left’s own Ron Paul, we were already on this road. This road is marked with plenty of road signs, but few exits. As we drove it we … Continue reading →

Posted in #GoTrump, Chinese Virus, clusterfucks, Corona Virus, Covid-19 | 250 Comments

#DrainTheSwamps (The Transcript is Released)

Posted on September 25, 2019 by

This is an open thread. Feel free to post your best bits of the transcript here. Just started reading it, and 2nd Zelenskyy comment in is PERFECT! Bwahahahaha! Second thing Zelensky said was "We wanted to #DrainTheSwamp here in our … Continue reading →

Posted in #Russia, #Ukraine, clusterfucks, Impeachment, Keep Fucking That Chicken Award, Uncategorized | 171 Comments

We’ve Hit Max Comments, Y’all

Posted on February 10, 2019 by

No worries, y’all. This is what hitting the maximum number of comments looks like. The comment box just says “NO” and withdraws itself. Here’s a fresh thread to discuss whatever madness the fake news industrial complex is shitting itself over … Continue reading →

Posted in clusterfucks | 147 Comments

Midterm Election Day 2018

Posted on November 6, 2018 by

We all know how much the media lies, how much #FakeNews there is out there. They didn’t get it right in 2016 and no one really knows what’s going to happen today. I know I  was up at 6 am … Continue reading →

Posted in clusterfucks, Economy | 152 Comments

Out! Out! Out of the Shadows

Posted on January 29, 2017 by

They have lawyers at The_Donald: Lawyer here—I’m tired of the media falsely portraying Trump’s Executive Order. Here is my plain English (i) summary of what it actually does and (ii) explanation of why it isn’t a “Muslim ban.” I. What … Continue reading →

Posted in #DailyDopeslap, #GoTrump, clusterfucks, Immigration Reform | 132 Comments

Fakest News Ever

Posted on January 11, 2017 by

Wew lads & laddies. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride for the last 9 days of Obama’s term! You may have learned last night that Buzzfeed decided to publish information contained in a 2 page dossier that all … Continue reading →

Posted in clusterfucks, d@mn, Department Of You Can't Make This Shit Up, The Donald | 169 Comments

Fucking Thanksgiving!

Posted on November 24, 2016 by

Here’s hoping that your family is not intolerably political and itching for a fight, or that at least there’s enough tequila in the house to knock ’em out early. The staff at the Crawdad Hole recommends you keep ball-gags on hand, … Continue reading →

Posted in clusterfucks, MAGA, Trumpmania | 104 Comments