Category Archives: clusterfucks

We’ve Hit Max Comments, Y’all

No worries, y’all. This is what hitting the maximum number of comments looks like. The comment box just says “NO” and withdraws itself. Here’s a fresh thread to discuss whatever madness the fake news industrial complex is shitting itself over … Continue reading

Posted in clusterfucks | 147 Comments

Midterm Election Day 2018

We all know how much the media lies, how much #FakeNews there is out there. They didn’t get it right in 2016 and no one really knows what’s going to happen today. I know I  was up at 6 am … Continue reading

Posted in clusterfucks, Economy | 152 Comments

Out! Out! Out of the Shadows

They have lawyers at The_Donald: Lawyer here—I’m tired of the media falsely portraying Trump’s Executive Order. Here is my plain English (i) summary of what it actually does and (ii) explanation of why it isn’t a “Muslim ban.” I. What … Continue reading

Posted in #DailyDopeslap, #GoTrump, clusterfucks, Immigration Reform | 132 Comments

Fakest News Ever

Wew lads & laddies. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride for the last 9 days of Obama’s term! You may have learned last night that Buzzfeed decided to publish information contained in a 2 page dossier that all … Continue reading

Posted in clusterfucks, d@mn, Department Of You Can't Make This Shit Up, The Donald | 169 Comments

Fucking Thanksgiving!

Here’s hoping that your family is not intolerably political and itching for a fight, or that at least there’s enough tequila in the house to knock ’em out early. The staff at the Crawdad Hole recommends you keep ball-gags on hand, … Continue reading

Posted in clusterfucks, MAGA, Trumpmania | 104 Comments

Oscar Open Thread

I’m not watching, because Zombies. But y’all have fun with #OscarSoWhite. May the odds be ever on your favor for those in Venus’ Oscar Pool!

Posted in clusterfucks, Grievance Industry, Open Thread, Oscars 2016 | 109 Comments

Sunday Reflections: With High Emotions, Logic Runs Low

The picture above was the focus of a snarky Tweet yesterday during the #BlackFair event, hosted by #BlackLivesMatter, at the Minnesota State Fair.  (Update: Via Denise VB, this is a picture of Dorian Johnson, the young man with Michael Brown … Continue reading

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