Category Archives: Department Of You Can’t Make This Shit Up

Fakest News Ever

Wew lads & laddies. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride for the last 9 days of Obama’s term! You may have learned last night that Buzzfeed decided to publish information contained in a 2 page dossier that all … Continue reading

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Media Doubles Down on Truthiness

When Colbert aired his skit on truthiness I laughed. Those were the bygone Bush43 days and it seemed, well, apt. Little did I know then that as years of Bush43 2.0, aka Obama, drew to a close, the media would … Continue reading

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Gossip, Girl (Open Thread)

Well, well, well. Is anyone surprised that Team Hillary is good at subterfuge? Is anyone surprised that Team FeelTheBern is easily duped? No? Then you won’t mind me posting this example, over which you have my permission to snicker all day. 😎 … Continue reading

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Of Mountains and Molehills and Microaggressions

No trigger warnings were harmed in the writing of this blog post. The Atlantic Monthly has a personality disorder. The magazine that gave the world Ta-Nehisi Coates, who in turn wrote the world’s first Autobiography of Microaggression, would like young … Continue reading

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Megan’s Law Warning – “Creepy Joe” Biden

You can’t make this shit up: Can we talk about how Vice President Joe Biden is being inappropriate? I know he’s crazy ol’ Uncle Joe. I know he’s loveable and of a different generation, blah, blah. I know he wears … Continue reading

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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

From the Department of You Can’t Make This Shit Up: How a national food policy could save millions of American lives How we produce and consume food has a bigger impact on Americans’ well-being than any other human activity. The … Continue reading

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FacePalm Friday – Obama’s New Ebola Czar Is A Political Hack

The euphoric haze/alcohol buzz from last night is gone: New Ebola Czar Ron Klain Is A Long-Time Lobbyist, Democratic Operative Earlier today, President Barack Obama announced that he would be appointing Ron Klain as an additional Ebola czar (he already … Continue reading

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Put Down The Koolaid And Step Away From The Punchbowl

Two entries from the Department of You Can’t Make This Shit Up. First, Ron Fournier: From History’s Lips to Obama’s: Waging War for Peace at the U.N. With Wilsonian echoes, a pacifist president tries to rally the world on ISIS, … Continue reading

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WORM – What Obama Really Meant

From the Department of You Can’t Make This Shit Up: White House: We are not at war In a truly shameful display, the administration has spent the day after President Barack Obama’s address to the nation outlining his proposed response … Continue reading

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#Truthy: a scheme out Goebbel’s Christmas Wish List

This story was mentioned in the comments a couple of days ago: Feds spend $1 million on 'Truthy' to track misinformation on #Twitter. http://t.co/hG3X9YcUgg pic.twitter.com/mIhHVSuagG — MB's AllTw!tter (@alltwtr) August 27, 2014 From the tweeted link: In the future the … Continue reading

Posted in 2014 Elections, Big Brother is Watching, Department Of You Can't Make This Shit Up, Domestic Spying, Freedom of Speech, Politics | Tagged , | 91 Comments

“This Indictment of Rick Perry is Unbelievably Ridiculous”

I knew if I waited someone else would do the hard work of researching and analyzing the bogus allegations against Texas Governor Rick Perry. Hard work pays off eventually, but laziness pays off right away. Patrick “Patterico” Frey: The idea … Continue reading

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Another “Fake” Scandal

From the Department of You Can’t Make This Shit Up: Republicans are investigating another Obama administration official who played politics on the job but escaped prosecution when the Federal Election Commission recycled her hard drive before evidence could be recovered. … Continue reading

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We’re Legit and You’re Not!

Kevin Drum at Mother Jones: When Will Fury Start to Grow Over Growing Fury? The White House, says the LA Times for the third straight day, is facing “growing fury” over L’Affaire Bergdahl. How many times have I read a … Continue reading

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The Debate is Over – This is Stupid!

This article from The Atlantic is so cringe-worthy stupid it wouldn’t even be good satire: Does Traditional College Debate Reinforce White Privilege? It used to be that if you went to a college-level debate tournament, the students you’d see would … Continue reading

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Kool-Aid is a Helluva Drug

Juicevox Media: Obamacare has won. And that’s why Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius can resign. Calls for Sebelius’s resignation were almost constant after Obamacare’s catastrophic launch. The problem wasn’t just that Sebelius had presided over the construction … Continue reading

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This Guy Really Puts the “Dick” in Dickinson

The graphic above is an actual tweet from Mike Dickinson, “Liberal Democrat campaigning for the nomination to unseat Eric Cantor in the 7th Congressional District of Virginia!” And there you have it, straight from the front lines of the Democrat … Continue reading

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Friday Facepalm

To echo @BarackObama today-proud to stand #UnitedForUkraine World should stand together with one voice pic.twitter.com/VeMt578UdY — Jen Psaki (@statedeptspox) March 26, 2014 Just when you think the Obama administration can’t get any more embarrassing: Russia sends troops, Obama administration sends … Continue reading

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Hook, Line and Sinker Every Time

From the Department of You Can’t Make This Shit Up: Palin Wonders If Flight 370 ‘Flew Directly to Heaven’ Sarah Palin claimed today that Malaysia Flight 370 may have vanished because it mistakenly flew too high and ended up in … Continue reading

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The Prog Thought Police Are At It Again!

Department of You Can’t Make This Shit Up: Sheryl Sandberg Launches ‘Ban Bossy’ Campaign to Empower Girls to Lead Can banning one school-yard word really change the world? Sheryl Sandberg says yes. Sandberg — the chief operating officer of Facebook … Continue reading

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Stupid Should Hurt – Sochi Edition

Department of You Can’t Make This Shit Up: Dear NBC: stop trying to insult Russia with every comment. Reagan was a terrible president, the Cold War is over. — David Atkins (@DavidOAtkins) February 8, 2014 Yes, Putin is a jerk … Continue reading

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