Category Archives: Department Of You Can’t Make This Shit Up

Fakest News Ever

Wew lads & laddies. Buckle up, it’s gonna be a wild ride for the last 9 days of Obama’s term! You may have learned last night that Buzzfeed decided to publish information contained in a 2 page dossier that all … Continue reading

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Media Doubles Down on Truthiness

When Colbert aired his skit on truthiness I laughed. Those were the bygone Bush43 days and it seemed, well, apt. Little did I know then that as years of Bush43 2.0, aka Obama, drew to a close, the media would … Continue reading

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Gossip, Girl (Open Thread)

Well, well, well. Is anyone surprised that Team Hillary is good at subterfuge? Is anyone surprised that Team FeelTheBern is easily duped? No? Then you won’t mind me posting this example, over which you have my permission to snicker all day. 😎 … Continue reading

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Of Mountains and Molehills and Microaggressions

No trigger warnings were harmed in the writing of this blog post. The Atlantic Monthly has a personality disorder. The magazine that gave the world Ta-Nehisi Coates, who in turn wrote the world’s first Autobiography of Microaggression, would like young … Continue reading

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Megan’s Law Warning – “Creepy Joe” Biden

You can’t make this shit up: Can we talk about how Vice President Joe Biden is being inappropriate? I know he’s crazy ol’ Uncle Joe. I know he’s loveable and of a different generation, blah, blah. I know he wears … Continue reading

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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

From the Department of You Can’t Make This Shit Up: How a national food policy could save millions of American lives How we produce and consume food has a bigger impact on Americans’ well-being than any other human activity. The … Continue reading

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FacePalm Friday – Obama’s New Ebola Czar Is A Political Hack

The euphoric haze/alcohol buzz from last night is gone: New Ebola Czar Ron Klain Is A Long-Time Lobbyist, Democratic Operative Earlier today, President Barack Obama announced that he would be appointing Ron Klain as an additional Ebola czar (he already … Continue reading

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