Category Archives: Michelle Obama

Everything They Say Is A Lie

Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a … Continue reading

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AYFKM??

So I was surfing the internets on a Friday night and I see this: Obamas: Daughters should try minimum wage President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama agree that they would like their daughters to have some experience in … Continue reading

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Racism, Always and Forever!

Shit that pisses me off: Michelle Obama Cites View of Growing Segregation TOPEKA, Kan. — Sixty years after the Supreme Court outlawed “separate but equal” schools for blacks and whites, civil rights advocates say American schools are becoming increasingly segregated, … Continue reading

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This is not a Daily Currant Parody!

Michellie the Moocher, via The Weakly Standard: And my story isn’t unusual in America. Some of our most famous athletes, like LeBron James, and artists, like the singer Janelle Monae, came from struggling families like mine, as do many business … Continue reading

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Oh No She Didn’t!

Oh yes she did: Michelle Obama Says Kids Will One Day Trick-or-Treat for Vegetables First Lady Michelle Obama held a news conference last night, where she predicted that one day, children would go out on Halloween and beg for healthy … Continue reading

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How Come We Never See Her Working In It?

Michelle Obama: White House garden ‘semi-open to the public,’ can be seen through the fence Michelle Obama told an audience attending her book signing Tuesday that the White House garden is still “semi-open to the public” because visitors can see … Continue reading

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