This is the Face of Trump Derangement Syndrome

Oh, yeah, this guy is normal.

I was thinking that this Strzok fellow reminded me of someone.

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So happy for our Norfolk Police Department, 41 Million views in 72 hours.  LOVE our Blue…whatever city they’re in.  ❤  Enjoy!

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I was out all day chauffering Mom around and watched zero of today’s hearing but if there was any part of it better than this then I wish I had told Mom to take the bus. Louie Gohmert opened a Texas-sized can of whoop-ass on this smirking douchebag. The Democrats tried vainly to stop it but it was an epic beat-down.

“I can’t help but wonder when I see you looking there with a little smirk how many times did you look so innocently into your wife’s eye and lied to her about Lisa Page.”

I need a cigarette after that.

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Here We Go Again

Another day, another dog & pony show. On days like this I’m glad I am DMD all day.

And if you’re not sure which dog & pony show I am referring to, pick one. There are always several taking place simultaneously.

At least the circus has clowns.

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We’re All Gonna Die! (again)

We all died from the repeal of Net Neutrality. We also died from tax reform. And, of course, Neil Gorsuch killed us too. I have lost track of how many different ways that we have died since Trump took office. Global Warming will kill us one day. I thought yesterday might be that day, but here we are.

I got some yard work to do.

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This is some of the music that I thought MPEG stole, but she didn’t. No, I don’t owe her an apology, that bitch stole or destroyed just about everything else I had.

I really glad to have my music back.

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I Dunno, Maybe

Apparently (Yes he is your) President Trump surprised few people last night by picking Brett Kavanaughty-Boy to be the next victim of the Confirmation Inquisitors aka “The Senate Judiciary Committee.” I fell asleep after dinner and missed the announcement. According to former Governor Terry McAulifflower there are already thousands of dead bodies littering the streets of America just from the announcement. (Drive careful if you are commuting this morning.)

I hate to disappoint you but I don’t know if I should be excited or what. I know you guys pay big money so I will share my wisdom with you but right now I ain’t got any.

There are a bunch of different questions about Kavanaughty-Boy, such as “Will he be a good Justice?” and “Will he be confirmed?”

The only answer I have is “I dunno. Maybe.” to both questions.

(Stops to squash tiny little bug racing across his desk.)

Where was I? Oh, yeah – Is this an open thread?

I dunno. Maybe.

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