Tag Archives: 2016 Elections

#GOPDebate Open Thread: Resurrection Edition

Tonight is the first GOP debate of the 2012-2016 election season. Featured in the debate will be what I’m calling the Titanic 10. Listed in order of polling are the debaters: Donald Trump; former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush; Wisconsin Gov. Scott … Continue reading

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40% More Jaw-dropping Fun, HRC Edition

Gobsmacked! As if things could not get weird enough, Hillary Rodham Clinton is so transparently on defense about her classified emails that my jaw actually dropped to the floor reading the Politico article linked above (40% chance of being updated … Continue reading

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Walker Derangement Syndrome

As it says on the hypochondriac’s tombstone, “I expected this, but not so soon.” Reporter Mocks Scott Walker For Claiming To Communicate With God Through Prayer Political Wire publisher Taegan Goddard caught a lot of flak on Twitter after mocking … Continue reading

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I Love That New Car Smell

Don’t say I never agree with anything Obama says: OBAMA: You know, I think– I think the American people, you know, they’re gonna want– you know, that new car smell. (LAUGHTER) You know, their own– they– they wanna drive somethin’ … Continue reading

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What the Republicans Should Do Now (But Probably Won’t)

Dear Republicans: Here is a little unsolicited free advice. It’s worth every penny you paid for it. Congratulations on your big win. Well played, well played indeed. Like the proverbial dog that chases cars, what are you gonna do now … Continue reading

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Please, God, Make it Stop!

This is like being in a zombie horror flick: Influential Republicans working to draft Jeb Bush into 2016 presidential race Many of the Republican Party’s most powerful insiders and financiers have begun a behind-the-scenes campaign to draft former Florida governor … Continue reading

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My Ideal Candidate

National Journal: Is Ben Carson the Republican Who Can Defeat Hillary Clinton? It’s hard to miss the gospel of Ben Carson here at CPAC, the Conservative Political Action Conference, held annually just outside of Washington. Every eager conservative activist who … Continue reading

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