I would give them at least three stars each

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From TMZ:

Bill Clinton — SURROUNDED BY HOOKERS

Bill Clinton has really whore’d himself out this time — surrounding himself with real prostitutes.

Slick Willie probably had no clue … but the women Bill posed with at an L.A. charity event Thursday night are two star hookers at the famed Nevada Bunny Ranch brothel.

The brunette goes by Ava Adora and the blonde goes by Barbie Girl. According to her bio on the BR website, the blonde is very flexible and specializes in de-virginizing. The brunette “knows how to please a variety of both men and women.”

We have no idea how they got in to the star-studded Unite4Humanity charity gala — which honored Clinton along with several other philanthropic celebs like Robert De Niro and Martin Scorsese — but we can take a wild guess why they showed.

Bubba’s really on a roll — back in 2012, he got cozy with a couple porn stars at a gala in Monaco.

God we hope Hillary wins.

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I don’t know what kind of a rating system TMZ uses but two stars seems a little low. I would give them at least three stars each.

Seriously, is this picture a bad photoshop or just a set-up? Bill was literally framed. He looks like he is at least a foot behind both uh, ladies. I’m pretty sure that Nevada hookers don’t get invites to hoity-toity Hollywood parties.

Somebody brought them, and it isn’t exactly an unlikely scenario that whoever paid for their time told them to get their picture taken with the Big Dawg.

The only question in my mind is whodunnit?

Considering all the low-life politicians Bill normally hangs out with, a couple honest working girls is an improvement.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?

A: A hooker won’t screw you after you’re dead.

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What’s the difference between a hooker and a Washington politician?

A: There are some things that hookers won’t do for money.

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