Checking in with an old friend. No, not her. But close.
Crazy Joe Cannon:
ALERT: Trump gaining.
Time to panic.After running a disastrous campaign…after infuriating many Republicans…after hitching his wagon to a white supremacist website…after revealing himself to be a true American grotesque…Trump is catching up to Hillary Clinton.
See here and here.
Trump didn’t do this: The anti-Clinton press did. The right-wing conspiracy theorists are winning the day. Never underestimate the power of Clinton Derangement Syndrome.
It is hard to beleive that pseudo-scandals like “Emailgate” and the Clinton Foundation are going to hand this election to a bombastic, lying, low-IQ oaf who — as anyone with any brains can see — acts as Putin’s agent, witting or unwitting. (I think the former.) But within just a couple of weeks, Trump has more than halved the once-considerable distance between his number and Hillary’s.
I still think that Trump will win this one.
So far, nothing has been able to defeat Donald Trump except Donald Trump: He has hurt himself by blurting out a series of utterly unnecessary idiocies. He can commit political suicide, yes. But no outside force can touch him.
Nothing said by Hillary Clinton has had any impact. Nothing said by any Democrat has had any impact. Nothing said by the major newspapers has had any impact. Nothing said by Trump’s biographers has had any impact. Nothing said by our great authors, intellectuals and cultural leaders has had any impact. Nothing said by major economists and foreign policy experts has had any impact. Nothing said by our popular comics — Colbert, Maher, Bee, Oliver, Noah, Myers and all the others — has had or will have any impact. Nothing said by your favorite bloggers has had or will have any impact.
Anything said against Trump — by anyone — is considered part of the Great Illuminati Conspiracy.
Anything said in favor of Clinton — by anyone — is considered part of the Great Illuminati Conspiracy.
The October Surprise will seal the deal. I’ve been traipsing around the internet — and guess what? Turns out that others are starting to whistle a theme first sounded here: Wikileaks will release documents faked up by the Russians. Americans have been so thoroughly brainwashed by anti-Clinton propaganda that they will accept without question the bonafides of documents that have been laundered through Russia’s intelligence services.
It’s coming. Mark my words.
There’s more, but it doesn’t get any saner.
I went over to Cannonfire to see if he had anything to say about Anthony’s Weiner. Some of you may remember Joe’s impassioned defense of Weiner during the first sexting scandal. Joe Cannon did a series of post proving conclusively that Weiner was framed by Andrew Breitbart.
Then Weiner confessed. But “Loose” Cannon was undeterred. He argued that Weiner was coerced into confessing. Joe should get an endorsement contract from Reynold’s Wrap.
Happy Tin Foil Tuesday!
I found myself in a pickle, so to speak early this afternoon when I attempted to open a jar of pickled herring. I could not do it no matter what I tried. in fact, I put so much effort into opening that jar that I was worried I might injure my back. Post surgery I had been told not to lift anything weighing over 5 pounds or to push anything that gave great resistance. I thought I might have to resort to calling the HRC campaign in town to see if they could help. After finally pouring hot water over the top, I discovered there was a nearly imperceptible clear plastic film that kept the jar lid sealed tighter than a drum. Imagine my relief when I realized I could step away from the phone and have my herring and crackers for lunch.
True story.
https://twitter.com/Toure/status/770465317004963840
https://twitter.com/TheAngieNC2/status/770595780746817537
And it’s about time.
Way past time Dandy. 😀
Where is the anti-Clinton press Joe speaks of?? Pseudo-scandals, so what would a real scandal look like?
Soooooo if Hillary loses it will have all been a big Russian plot? OMG, what kind of mind altering drugs has this man been taking? Never mind 70%+ of Americans are unhappy with things and think the country is on the wrong track. Add to that the way Hillary and her excuse making sycophants insist that she’s basically above the law, and the fact that every day more and more proof of pay to play via the foundation comes to light. All of that and then some, but if she loses it will have been a Russian plot…..sheesh.
Go to any lefty blog and you will see it asserted (and not disputed) that the media is in the pocket of Trump and the GOP. Cannon, RD, Uppity, Buffoons . . . all of them. Bloggers and commenters.
And they say WE are brainwashed.
The anti-Clinton press did.
Yeah that is some Class A delusion right there…
Due to my current granny nanny schedule, I hadn’t had any breakfast until I was reading the JD Cannon screed. I nearly choked on the anti-Clinton press charge. And when he called “Emailgate” a pseudo scandal, my coffee found its way out through my nose.
Cannon is way more delusional now than when I used to read him. And he was certifiable then. I can only believe there is an audience for his paranoia and assorted other delusions. I only hope they – and he – get help soon.
Apparently the “anti-Clinton press” consists of two powerful newspapers. One in Mobile, AL, the other in Escondido, CA. Who knew?
I believe every word.
Then again…
Once again:
The Klown doth promise….
The Klown doth deliver…..
…. It’s almost tinfoily in wondering how he does it….
The best tin-foil conspiracies involve the Russians. But it’s even better when it’s the left that thinks the Russians are coming for you. Best Election Ever!
Maybe HE’S a Russian agent.
Am I one? We’re not allowed to tell.
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Wow, Klown, you weren’t kidding about that “extra tin-foily” thingy…
Ironic that the ‘forward thinking’ Progressives are using the same scare tactics and divisive propaganda of the 1950’s (“the Russians are coming!” and Racism!) to suggest that a Trump presidency will bring us back to the 1950’s. Do they even realize what they’re doing?
Yes Anthony they do
To be fair, they do and they don’t. They think what they do might win their side the election, but they don’t comprehend what would happen to them if it did. It’s a brain defect.
I love the idiots who keep insisting that Trump is running a “disastrous” campaign after he defied their predictions and outright won the primary with a full 300 delegates more than the 1237 he needed and more votes than any Republican every (in a field of 16).
Instead of realizing they are wrong, they keep asserting Trump is incompetent but lucky.
They are the reason a criminal with a death count can actually be running for POTUS while hiding from the public.
They can all go fuck themselves.
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What she said.
Part of it is that Trump makes it look easy and fun. So they think he’s just lucky.
Back ancient Greece these would have been the same guys scoffing at that provincial son of Phillip of Macedon. No way his winning streak could continue!
Cannon is crazier than RD imho.
Same asylum, different wards.
yep
Apparently leet Russian hackers can penetrate any system but are unable to cover their tracks.
I’m sick of all the Russian spy memes. I suppose it scares people of a certain age and I’m pretty sure that is the intent. This supposed election tampering though, now that scares the crap out of me…..but NOT because I believe it. It scares me because I don’t want the feds to get involved with shit when it comes to state elections.
Yes, the media hates her. #eyeroll
Oh boy, Tin Foil and a Mirror Ball Tuesday 🙂 Dancing with the Stars cast announced:
http://abc.go.com/shows/dancing-with-the-stars/news/updates/dwts-season-23-cast-announcement-083016
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/770578939748163585
LOL
Another winning cover from the NY Post. 🙂
Best cover yet. 😃
It’s a toss up. I think “Headless Body Found In Topless Bar” is pretty hard to beat. 🙂
Fox news just announced new polling results, saying Trump is closing gap because of Independent support in battleground/swing states. Can’t find a link anywhere. Any thoughts?
Closing the gap even with skewed sampling. Clearly it’s a Russian plot. Dah.
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Eton pravda!
*eto* – apparently aurocorrect even fucks with you in other languages lol
Weiner could behave for a frew more weeks? Was there intent?
He probably could have behaved but instead decided to lash out. Huma probably told him in no uncertain circumstances that he would NOT go to DC if HRC is elected.
I think fairly soon he’s going to be overcome with guilt, so distraught he’ll shoot himself in the back of the head twice or throw himself in front of a train. He’s outlived his usefulness, he’s fast approaching his expiration date.
Maybe a hard attack. 😆
Hahahaha!
Bad, foxy! 😀
You guys are killing me!
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In defense of Weiner it’s not like his marriage was real. He was Huma’s beard.
Agreed, but he’s turned out to be a lousy beard.
So the choice was delouse? Or shave off!!!
Huma errr Hillary chose to Shave da beard off. 😆
Bye Felicia!
Bye Felicia indeed!
Sounds like Hillary is right up his alley.
http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/08/29/bill-clinton-calls-for-rebuilding-detroit-with-syrian-refugees/
CGI interview from February – Bill the rapist suggests rebuilding Detroit with Syrian refugees.
You wouldn’t think you could make Detroit any worse, but damn it if the Progs didn’t find a way to do it.
Then the new Detroitistan could merge with Dearbornistan to force the creation of Michiganistan, what a fucking fabulous idea!
I had totally forgotten Cannon..mercifully. Guess he missed MJ today, which was three straight hours of making fun of Trump. This makes ’08 look kind to Hillary. And yes, Cannon is certifiable.
I caught about 30 secs of the mortician, Shepard Smith, laughing at Trump yesterday.
I can’t stand Shepard Smith and my satellite receiver is possessed, for some reason it records that asshat’s show every day. I have told it to stop, I have deleted all of the recordings, I have told it to NEVER record Shepard Smith. That lasts a few days, until we have a storm and the power blinks or the receiver gets turned off and then it starts recording Shepard Smith again.
We’ve been having a lot of other issues with the receiver too, but I swear it’s possessed and has a thing for Shepard Smith. What pisses me off more is that I’m pretty sure the recording every day counts toward his ratings……trust me direct TV tracks what I’m tuning in to.
Well I think I may have just solved the Shepard Smith mystery. Just now I walked into the family room and discovered my youngest grandbaby pushing buttons on the receiver, she somehow set it to record a series I’ve never heard of. It was at the stage of asking for confirmation and I deleted it. Eventually if you don’t confirm it automatically confirms.
I had no idea you could set stuff like that from the actual receiver, I thought you had to have the remote. I’m guessing she just happens to follow button punching pattern that records Shepard Smith, figures, smh.
Thank goodness I don’t get any porn channels, LOL!
You made me laugh. Thank you.
I am trying to limit my political exposure. I segue between depression, rage, and fear if that heinous pantsuit is elected. I truly believe she is a monster.
There is so much at stake. My closest friend and I ended our friendship over the noise.
She is a prog and yells racist at every turn. Well when she was prego to a married black guy she aborted because in NYC she said it was unfair to bring up a mixed race child. WTF?
Her 4th abortion by the way. Not a poor kid without access to health care and reproduction education. I am against abortion but I have never passed judgement or expressed anything negative. She was my friend. 30 years and she attacks me as a racist? To quote Lisa Lampanelli I have had more black in me than a urinal at the Apollo. Crude. My apologies.
I will soon be 50. Lived in Philly, NY, and London since I was 19. Grew up in a real steel town(City of Prayer –Clairton, PA, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clairton,_Pennsylvania
) I do not like thugs no matter the race.
Brat is turning 10. When I was 10 we ran outside. My hometown was a nice place. I had a paper route. I set up bowling pins, worked the senior citizens bingo, cleaned banks and offices with my thrice married grandmother. I knew there were cultural differences growing up but as a Catholic I had same differences with Methodists. Differences aren’t bad. Where I grew up black people sat on the front porch and pre-heroin engaged others walking by. We did back yard stuff.
When I was a dying 4 year old I got the best — dying kid– no one wanted to touch me. People were afraid to touch me. I was butt ass ugly. Big gaping hole in my throat and yuuuge open heart scars. Fat black lady touched me. She held me when I was disgusting. She knew I was dying and she held me in her fat arms. Obviously I did not die. No matter what Toure says I love that woman. Not because she was she black but because she was my friend. I am so sick of punks speaking for race. I hate thugs no matter the color or sexual orientation. 1980 graduates from Clairton, South Allegheney and MCkeesport had a future. Not now. Take a look at what the government has done.
It’s all so sad. I grew up on a street that had three churches. Summer there was no daycare. Food was never an issue in my town.
My dad was driving a van he got hit by an 18 wheeler.. He was hurt. a huge egg on on his forehead. Mammoth blood clot on his forehead.
I am so glad I can say I TRump. you are the best
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Nice article by Koffler at link
You can say that again.
Oh, wait . . . you did.
Keith’s really come around to Trump these past few months. Well, ever since he went to work for Laura Ingraham 😉
Just semi-heard a “debate” on FBN between 2 AA men about the heroism of Kaerpernick’s refusal to stand for the Nat’l Anthem. The one who was unsupportive of Kaepernick argued that the reason many POC and AA feel they are second class is because people like the man who, thought of Kaerpernick as a hero, keeps telling them that they are. He said something like, “The reason you continue to talk and yell over me is because you know I’m right. You are taking away the self respect and hope of people (by saying what you do)”.
He also said that Kaerpernick was no hero, but people like Booker Washington, who had been born of slaves and raised himself up to use the capitalism of his time to become free and a millionaire was a hero. It was interesting as well as filled with high emotion.
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2016/08/another_soros_puppet_string_revealed.html
I find this interesting and informative
weren’t we taught that all politics are local?
https://twitter.com/SupportDonald/status/770558532957581312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
No one will ask you to share.
OMG!
http://dailysurge.com/2016/08/sr-airman-triple-amputee-brian-kolfage-message-colin-kaepernick/#
an awesome message from an American hero to a spoiled brat bench sitter
http://clashdaily.com/2016/08/pussification-toy-commercial-60s-banned-today-love/
the fainting couches would be brought out if this commercial were shown today
Cap pistols! Loved them, we all had one.
Those have been illegal for a long time.
hope this shows
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14192001_10202143198497387_1133197398326351154_n.jpg?oh=10c42bfc860c6aa848d117c49d1763a5&oe=5851CAE2
HELP. does anyone here know how to make this picture show? It is perfect for this column
Sorry I’m technically challenged myself, but that picture is funny!
It is perfect. 😉
I’ll try.
https://scontent-sea1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14192001_10202143198497387_1133197398326351154_n.jpg?oh=10c42bfc860c6aa848d117c49d1763a5&oe=5851CAE2
Nope, no worky.
I managed it one day but I thought I was just pasting a link and the picture showed up – so I guess auto pilot was in operation but I will give this a try:
Guess that one time was an early Christmas miracle.
Evidently Hillary needs advice on how to debate Trump.
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/08/trumped-befuddled-hillary-clinton-begs-big-money-donors-advice-debating-donald-trump/
Nah, I don’t think Hillary needs any help or is at all concerned about the debates. I’m not in her corner this go around, but if there is one thing Hillary knows it’s policy. She’s good at debating, always has been. This time she’ll have the moderators in her corner to boot.
Notice in the article you find out that at one particular fund raiser the press pool was placed close enough to overhear Hillary’s comments to the attendees. Also notice out of everything she said the little snippet about the debates is the only thing that gets reported, hmmm. Those comments, if they were made at all, were not intended for the attendees. Those comments were her feeble attempt at playing mind games with team Trump.
Agreed. HRC is tops at debate – or was. I wasn’t in her corner in 2008 until I watched her in the debates. It was then that I realized she was the smartest person in the room.
All Trump has to do is look presidential and non-scary. Don’t be surprised if he calls her a liar and a crook to her face.
Nothing will surprise me this fall. 😉
I actually hope he doesn’t call her a liar or a crook on the debate stage. I would prefer he “soften” that with dishonest, disingenuous, or deceptive. I also would prefer corrupt to crooked, perhaps unscrupulous or even nefarious.
I think the most important thing is that he comes across as presidential, softening his usual language will help with that. There is more than one way to say the same thing. I hope he’s studies on policies so he’s comfortable in each topic, but not so studied he comes across like a robot, which Hillary can tend to do.
BONUS…..I would LOVE it if he could have a “There you go again” moment. It can’t be a forced moment though, it has to come off natural. Whether he does or doesn’t have that kind of moment, I just hope he comes across as strong, steady, reasonable, knowledgeable enough…….basically presidential.
I don’t know maybe decades I have nevef close d a woman a cunt.
I think it is nasty term and I 50 years I have not felt the urge. Hillary makes me want to scream it. FYI I did all I could for her in 2008. Hours.
I think HRC’s strategy will be to get under Trump’s skin and hope he loses it…it won’t matter if she looks like a harpy – everyone will pounce on Trump’s “irrational and unpresidential” respons.
I want to see him take on the moderator.
Caught!
Has to be a fake account. LOL
Yeah. I guess it’s too good of a catch to be true. 🙂
https://twitter.com/nwmalinowski/status/766406915073122304
One of the funniest parody accounts I’ve read in a long time……especially the commenters thinking he’s the real Anthony Weiner 😀
https://twitter.com/AnthonyVVeiner/status/770619972980707328
This is Think Progress thinking.
Note to Joe Cannon: “Ask your doctor if Sinemet and Paxil are right for you.”
Huffpo writer whose Hillary’s Health stories were pulled. Tin Foily?
Here in Chicago there are now more shootings than in all of 2015. But the (former)head of CPD said major crimes have “decreased”. Perhaps he is a graduate of the CPS system and doesn’t know the difference between increased and decreased. Chicago also is no longer the “Second City” and can now brag that there are now more murders in this “toddling town” than in NYC and LA combined. Woot!
https://www.dnainfo.com/chicago/20160829/roseland/10-dead-60-wounded-weekend-shootings-police-say
This blog is very informative about CPD and “in the trenches” police work. The impression that I get is that the attitude of working cops is show up, go through the motions, go home safe.
http://secondcitycop.blogspot.com
Yes. I think I have seen others (Cicso or AFV) refer to that blog as well. Thanks.
I need all the help I can get. 😉
For up to date Chicago murder “box scores” this is the web site:
http://heyjackass.com/
I think Chicago has hit the magic 90+ number for August….heyjackass lists 86 but 6 murders by arson are still “under investigation”. The Boyz still have a way to go to beat 1992 and 943 murders..”The Summer of Blood”
But crime has improved. Just ask the CPD chief. /s
And not get sued after a tour of duty.
If you conduct a “street stop”, a 3 to 4 full page form must be filled out.
Now here’s where it gets interesting.
Along with being maintained by the CPD, a copy is sent to the ACLU and made available to the DOJ, you know, just to get a fair and impartial review.
Before, a index card was filled out with the pertinent information , probable cause, location of stop, subject information, etc.
To many people of color being stopped, fine, no one gets stopped.
This is the police department the “community” wanted, fine, enjoy.
Kaine: Voters Should Know About A Candidate’s Health And Foreign Dealings
Kaine was attempting to attack Donald Trump on these issues but seems to have forgotten that his own running mate hasn’t been transparent with her own health or family foundation.
http://ntknetwork.com/kaine-voters-know-candidates-health-foreign-dealings/