Kamala Harris Wins All-Important 2020 Media Primary

Every four years, on the second Tuesday in November of every Leap Year, over one hundred million Americans cast their votes to select a new President, as do unknown numbers of convicted felons, mental patients, dead people, and illegal aliens. Whoever wins the most votes gets to call themselves the “Popular Vote Winner.”

Whichever candidate wins the most Electoral College votes gets to be POTUS.

A lesser-known fact is that every four years (on the year before a Leap Year) our national news media meets in secret to decide who the American people will be allowed to vote for. This is known as the “Media Primary.” Despite all the secrecy (including denials that the Media Primary even exists) it is easy to determine which candidates have been selected. Just look for the fawning coverage.

Winning the Media Primary entitles a candidate to many benefits, including (but not limited to) the following:

1. Fawning coverage
2. Lack of vetting
3. Softball questions
4. Preemptive immunity from negative coverage and active defense against scandals
5. The right to be called the “favorite” or “frontrunner”
6. Plum positioning during debates, townhalls, and other campaign events.

Unfortunately, the system is not (yet) perfect, and occasionally the voters screw up and non-favorite candidates are elected due to racism, sexism, cheating, etc. When this happens things quickly get ugly. Very ugly indeed.

Mourning in America


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69 Responses to Kamala Harris Wins All-Important 2020 Media Primary

  1. Myiq2xu™ says:

    Kamalatoe could save a few bucks by announcing that the “H” in Hillary Clinton’s old campaign paraphernalia stands for “Harris.”

  2. nerdle says:

    That jacket is fucking ugly.

    As for 2020, I have great confidence that Trump will be re-elected. All the D candidates so far are far left lunatics; they can’t win centrists.

    • Cisco says:

      Oh, oh!
      Another fashion icon in the making.
      Count on it.
      ps; that jacket is something even Michael Jackson wouldn’t wear, or maybe so.

  3. taw46 says:

  4. taw46 says:

    It’s good to see the “journalists” getting ridiculed in the comments on all of those videos.

  5. Venus E. Lee says:

  6. DeniseVB says:

    Sorry, I did a posty thing without checking. 😛

  7. Cisco says:

    Poor muzz.
    Thought he was in London or Paris when he pulls knife and attempts to stab police officer.
    Here in America we shoot violent offenders.

    • 49erDweet says:

      How sad.
      Too bad.
      You’re had.
      I’m glad!

    • swanspirit says:

      I liked that way too much. But I read the play by play and learned a lot. I had no idea the routine was to throw stones as a distraction, and then grab the person so they can’t get away, and THEN fatally stab them. Good thing cops know these things, they don’t get half enough credit, and B.O. should roast in hell for starting the war on them.

  8. lyn says:

    I liked “White Dragon.”

  9. Cisco says:

    Don’t know if this is fake or not…hope it’s true..long time coming.

  10. Dora says:

    This is sad. He was one of the few good democrats left.

    RIP Mr. Caddell

  11. Cisco says:

    Music night.🤗

    • Constance says:

      Regardless of what Trump does Democrats would do this as soon as they win thhe Presidency.

      • Myiq2xu™ says:

        The Democrats have made it quite clear that if they ever regain power they will change the rules so that they never lose it again. The Republicans need to do to the Democrats what the Allies did to Germany and Jaspan in WWII – defeat them so utterly that 70 years later they won’t take decisive action even when roaming gangs of Muslim invaders sexually assault their women.

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  13. Jenlyn says:

    Whoever is moderating today I think I accidentally signed in with my real name could y’all make sure and not publish that last comment

  14. jeffhas says:

    All because you accept the results of an election:


    Those are some powerful sour grapes..

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  17. helenk3 says:


    there is nothing keeping them here. All the dems that have make a damn good living in this country and can do nothing but trash her on the world stage can leave tomorrow. There are trains, planes, buses and boats leaving every day

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