Every four years, on the second Tuesday in November of every Leap Year, over one hundred million Americans cast their votes to select a new President, as do unknown numbers of convicted felons, mental patients, dead people, and illegal aliens. Whoever wins the most votes gets to call themselves the “Popular Vote Winner.”
Whichever candidate wins the most Electoral College votes gets to be POTUS.
A lesser-known fact is that every four years (on the year before a Leap Year) our national news media meets in secret to decide who the American people will be allowed to vote for. This is known as the “Media Primary.” Despite all the secrecy (including denials that the Media Primary even exists) it is easy to determine which candidates have been selected. Just look for the fawning coverage.
Winning the Media Primary entitles a candidate to many benefits, including (but not limited to) the following:
1. Fawning coverage
2. Lack of vetting
3. Softball questions
4. Preemptive immunity from negative coverage and active defense against scandals
5. The right to be called the “favorite” or “frontrunner”
6. Plum positioning during debates, townhalls, and other campaign events.
Unfortunately, the system is not (yet) perfect, and occasionally the voters screw up and non-favorite candidates are elected due to racism, sexism, cheating, etc. When this happens things quickly get ugly. Very ugly indeed.
Mourning in America
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The Crawdad Hole 
Kamalatoe could save a few bucks by announcing that the “H” in Hillary Clinton’s old campaign paraphernalia stands for “Harris.”
She might as well use the initial, she has a similar taste in clothing. Does that sequined jacket have matching pants? It’s all she needs. She is obviously upping her ugly outfit game.
She may be planning to wear it over MO’s yellow robe with the thigh high slut boots.
Lol.
She’ll have to fight Barack for those boots.
LOL!
Obviously all that pot she smoked in college was laced with the something a bit stronger either that or she in mobama have the same designer.
https://twitter.com/votermom/status/1096904221335699457
That jacket is fucking ugly.
As for 2020, I have great confidence that Trump will be re-elected. All the D candidates so far are far left lunatics; they can’t win centrists.
Oh, oh!
Another fashion icon in the making.
Count on it.
ps; that jacket is something even Michael Jackson wouldn’t wear, or maybe so.
Or Goodwill.
https://twitter.com/RedNationRising/status/1096883603924021253?s=20
Perfect.
It’s good to see the “journalists” getting ridiculed in the comments on all of those videos.
https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/1096858018778501120?s=20
Sorry, I did a posty thing without checking. 😛
And we love ya for it!!!
Poor muzz.
Thought he was in London or Paris when he pulls knife and attempts to stab police officer.
Here in America we shoot violent offenders.
https://legalinsurrection.com/2019/02/law-of-self-defense-isis-brings-knife-to-gunfight-gets-shot/
How sad.
Too bad.
You’re had.
I’m glad!
I liked that way too much. But I read the play by play and learned a lot. I had no idea the routine was to throw stones as a distraction, and then grab the person so they can’t get away, and THEN fatally stab them. Good thing cops know these things, they don’t get half enough credit, and B.O. should roast in hell for starting the war on them.
Why some African Americans are questioning Kamala Harris’s blackness
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/02/14/why-some-african-americans-are-questioning-kamala-harriss-blackness/?utm_term=.0e0b81ca2273
“Why some are questioning “?
They all should be questioning.
Most already know.
Shaun King and Rachel Dolezal are blacker than Kamala Harris.
Oh, *poop*!
Scathing, brilliantly scathing.
And I for one loved it😂
The actor died today.
Bruno Gantz the actor portraying Hitler died today.
😦 Loved him in “Bread & Tulips.”
I liked “White Dragon.”
Don’t know if this is fake or not…hope it’s true..long time coming.
I liked him a lot, what a shame. 😞
As a lover of history I am generally opposed to this sort of thing, but according to Leftist rules he’s fair game.
https://www.lifezette.com/2019/02/build-the-wall-campaign-ships-nearly-22000-bricks-to-nancy-pelosis-offices/
I love this
A pile of plastic skulls would be more appropriate than those flowers.
This is sad. He was one of the few good democrats left.
RIP Mr. Caddell
https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/1096885563267919872
That is sad. He was indeed a good guy, did not like Obama (or Hillary) and what the Dems had become.
Music night.🤗
Here the mo-fo’s go.
Eat shit and die anti-Semitic.
https://out.reddit.com/t3_ar8j3n?url=https%3A%2F%2Fthehill.com%2Fhomenews%2Fhouse%2F430252-omar-next-president-to-declare-national-emergency-on-climate-change-on-day-1&token=AQAAn7ZoXPZuNIEijAWqaFGhNXouxvAU-47MfZQjYkmOjWGiIDwl&app_name=mweb2x
Regardless of what Trump does Democrats would do this as soon as they win thhe Presidency.
The Democrats have made it quite clear that if they ever regain power they will change the rules so that they never lose it again. The Republicans need to do to the Democrats what the Allies did to Germany and Jaspan in WWII – defeat them so utterly that 70 years later they won’t take decisive action even when roaming gangs of Muslim invaders sexually assault their women.
More music:
Whoever is moderating today I think I accidentally signed in with my real name could y’all make sure and not publish that last comment
All because you accept the results of an election:
https://amp.tmz.com/2019/02/16/jussie-smollett-attack-brothers-rope-suspect-staged/
Those are some powerful sour grapes..
‘COULDN’T accept (I hate autocorrect!)
List of 329 hoaxed “hate crimes” since 2016 http://fakehatecrimes.org/ . Basically, all of them.
https://twitter.com/2Angienc/status/1097006119141236736?s=20
And then you have this dumb bitch …
https://twitter.com/matthewschmitz/status/1096947884250021888
https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1096959051114704899
https://twitter.com/BuckSexton/status/1096965036373929985
https://www.lifezette.com/2019/02/build-the-wall-campaign-ships-nearly-22000-bricks-to-nancy-pelosis-offices/
it is way past time for treason charges to be brought against this bunch
wrong link
https://lidblog.com/rosenstein-wire-twice/
this is the right one
https://conservativedailypost.com/documents-reveal-fbi-cover-up-of-clinton-crime-chart/
more reasons for them to go
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/defense-national-security/biden-tells-europeans-in-munich-that-america-is-an-embarrassment
there is nothing keeping them here. All the dems that have make a damn good living in this country and can do nothing but trash her on the world stage can leave tomorrow. There are trains, planes, buses and boats leaving every day
Biden can say that in Germany, but not in Poland, Hungary, or other countries who are invested in keeping their borders and their people safe from others who would do harm
Democrats really hate America.
https://townhall.com/columnists/jeffcrouere/2019/02/17/new-attorney-general-needs-to-clean-house-n2541616
YES HE DOES STARTING NOW
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