Just kidding. It’s real, but I really don’t want to talk about it. If her vag needs a steam cleaning that is some repugnant funk and gunk on her junk.
Don’t tell Mayor De Blasio, but it’s Groundhog Day! It’s a busy February – we had the Super Bowl yesterday, Mardi Gras starts the 6th, the 16th is Presidents Day, the 17th is Fat Tuesday, Ash Wednesday is the 18th, and February 19th is Chinese New Year. (It’s gonna be the Year of the Goat.) More importantly, MLB spring training starts the 21st.
This is your Monday open thread.