Let’s Talk About Vaginal Steam Cleaning


Just kidding. It’s real, but I really don’t want to talk about it. If her vag needs a steam cleaning that is some repugnant funk and gunk on her junk.

Don’t tell Mayor De Blasio, but it’s Groundhog Day! It’s a busy February – we had the Super Bowl yesterday, Mardi Gras starts the 6th, the 16th is Presidents Day, the 17th is Fat Tuesday, Ash Wednesday is the 18th, and February 19th is Chinese New Year. (It’s gonna be the Year of the Goat.) More importantly, MLB spring training starts the 21st.

This is your Monday open thread.

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98 Responses to Let’s Talk About Vaginal Steam Cleaning

  1. Myiq2xu says:

    This is why I cannot follow election news right now:

    • Lulu says:

      At this stage all you can do is point and laugh at the media. They are getting confusing faxes from the White House and having difficulty getting the coordinated story straight. Hillary hasn’t declared yet so the juice-boxers are confused about who they are supposed to attack. And 95% of the public doesn’t give a shit. They need more deflated balls and snowmagedeon stories.

  2. Myiq2xu says:

    • Lulu says:

      If only the Buddhists would declare a holy war against everybody. Why won’t they cooperate for once.

      • DeniseVB says:

        I’m rooting for the Japanese leader who vowed revenge on ISIS for killing his guys. Release the Samuari Warriors ! Wouldn’t that be fun?

        • Lulu says:

          The Japanese should start sending defective Toyota parts to the ME. All of the terrorist’s machine gun trucks would stop running. They would have to start driving GM’s since Obama would have the parts delivered.

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  4. 1539days says:

    I was born in the year of the rabbit.

    Puxatawny Phil said 6 more weeks of winter. I only hope it’s that short.

    • DeniseVB says:

      That ceremony is creepy to watch, I’m on Peta’s side for this, poor little animal. And those men in the top hats all look and sound like they’re attending a witch dunking. Just eww.

    • leslie says:

      I agree with both days and Denise.

      • piper says:

        Me too!!! Getting up the moxie to go and get the snowblower to clear at least 9 inches of snow off the drive and walk. Actually it’s a beautiful picture of Mother Nature. At these moments I’m happy about retirement. No need to compete with insane drivers to get to work on time. Rule in Minnesota if the school buses can roll teachers need to be in their classrooms.

      • foxyladi14 says:

        Me too 🙂

    • piper says:

      Trying to crawl out of Klown’s dungeon

  5. Propertius says:

    I guess it’s the best way to get the wrinkles out.

  6. DeniseVB says:

    Some good news, at least Obama’s planning on a post-presidency though I doubt he’ll be as successful and popular as Clinton.


    • Lulu says:

      They are interested in a “Chicago-style” foundation. Donate or else. You pay us we don’t pay you. 1 Million dollars for an “I, me, and folks” speech. A half mil for Michelle to do a dancing vegetable puppet show. And ValJar gets to tear down poor peoples houses to put in the library which she will then lease to the city with no maintenance.

      • leslie says:

        Pritzker family/organization, another bronco supporter, has purchased 3 mansions in my ‘hood. I hope to goodness they don’t plan to donate one to the “most historic POTUS ever”. I’d really have to move.

        • Lulu says:

          That is very ominous. Have they applied for any zoning changes? Are they expanding their whorehouse business?

          • leslie says:

            I don’t know if they’ve applied for zoning changes. But that was my first thought last week when I read they had just purchased their third place here.

        • piper says:

          I doubt he’ll want to return to Chicago – too cold for too many months of the year, he suckered most of possible funds out of ChiTown, used and abused too many peasants for votes with nothing given in return, and Illinois has a Republican Governor and we know what he thinks about Republicans, just another name for terrorist.

        • votermom says:

          You have mansions in your ‘hood?
          Can you adopt me?

          • piper says:

            Driving thru Northbrook, a suburb north of Chicago, saw beautiful mansions next to small homes – interesting juxtaposition of various SES groups.
            VM – at my age I deserve my own bedroom in the mansion.

          • leslie says:

            Sure, but you’d have to share the small (tiny) apartment I live in just to be able to say “there are mansions in my ‘hood”. 😉

      • DeniseVB says:

        Interesting to see where they end up with NYC (ColumbiaU), Chicago and Hawaii still in the library running. I think Michelle said she’ll be staying in DC til Sasha graduates high school, doesn’t mean BO will too. It’s going to be a shock to them giving up the keys to AF1 and the 24/7 housekeeping and chef’s service.

    • 1539days says:

      or Bush for that matter.

    • piper says:

      Hopefully he will disappear into the night with all his stolen monies and golf clubs. Michelle will try to continue her legacy of yakking, clothes modeling and dancing until the curtain falls on her svelte body. (Just joking Feds – stop circling house unless you’re planning a snow removal.)

  7. HELENK3 says:


    I did not watch the game. what is your opinion on the article about the commercials

    • Myiq2xu says:

      Check out the previous thread for my opinion.

      • DeniseVB says:

        I honestly thought that Harry Chapin ad was for NASCAR.

        • leslie says:

          I thought it was a NASCAR ad, too. It was a CAR commercial. That was a shocker.
          I liked the ads about men who #care and about domestic violence.
          Interesting that they were on during the NFL Super Bowl. They should have had Rice and the other guy who beat his fiancée in the elevator appearing in them……………….

  8. DeniseVB says:

    Ok, my favorite ad from Super Bowl, played right before the kick-off…..genius marketing !

    • leslie says:

      tTt ad played in Chicago where so many people were without electricity. I missed it because I was out clearing my car and trying to move it during the blizzard. I started that job an hour before the game started. I made it back in just before the Pats’ touchdown in the second quarter.

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  10. piper says:

    Last one for now

  11. piper says:

    As for the game – didn’t care last night and do not care today. I fell asleep before Grantchester and sadly missed it. Disappointment!!!!!!

    • Constance says:

      Well it was a good game. Yeah the Seahawks lost at the last minute over a dumb play that never should have been called but they were pretty much outplayed the whole game. Katy Perry actually put on a good half time show. She didn’t fall into the female performer “tit and ass is my talent” genre, finally a respectable woman performer. My favorite ad was the Fiat lost Viagra ad.

      • Constance says:

        Oh! and the game wrapped up in time for both episodes of Downton Abbey! All in all a great evening. Except I wish I didn’t eat those wings which I can still taste and my head hurts. In fact I wish I was still asleep.

        • piper says:

          Glad you enjoyed the game but sorry about the reflux and head. I keep Zantac in reserve for those acidic times.

        • leslie says:

          Lucky you! I had to switch away from the game to watch Downton Abbey. It ended just in time for that last few minutes of the game. I missed Grantchester, though.
          I agree with you about the Katy Perry half-time show. Even my “kids” liked it. My son even let his 4y/o dtr watch it. I thought it was fun.

      • DeniseVB says:

        Best comment I’ve seen on the SB’s last seconds…..The Butler did it😀

  12. DeniseVB says:

    Other than Obama’s pre-game interview being historically incorrect (leading story on Twitchy right now), there was this lazy WH tweet because Halftime was dark on the east coast and definitely not rolled up shirt sleeve weather in DC.

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  14. driguana says:

    Well….as I said yesterday I watch the Super Bowl to watch a football game and not the ads although I have enjoyed some of the past half time shows….Ella Fitzgerald, Michael Jackson and my favorite was the Motown tribute years ago. Interestingly, all of the half time shows with just a few exceptions in the early years 67-73 or so, all featured college and high school marching bands….which is what football halftime shows at all levels have traditionally been….the Grambling State University band made several appearances. Last night’s show was, IMHO, an absolute abomination on every level. I had to excuse myself from the room. Attaching a list of all of the past half time shows.

    As for the ads, I stopped watching them after the first half….it was a good excuse to get another beer. Most of them you didn’t even know what they were trying to sell!!!! Isn’t that the point of “advertising”???? That being said, I saw and liked the very positive and fun Coca Cola ad in the first half.

    The game was certainly intriguing in the second half….and for a variety of reasons may go down as a classic. the ending was sure exciting….as the end of any good sporting event should be….except for the fight…which in it’s own way was also a bit of added excitement.

    Now….back to steam cleaning!


  15. DeniseVB says:

    Proof USA Today is out of touch and leans liberal …. they ranked all the commercials, except for #1, they liked the crappy ones the most. If you missed them, videos included…..


    • Myiq2xu says:

      It wasn’t just the PC messaging – some of the ads were inappropriate for the SB, like the one with the dead kid and the Always ad, while others were just weird and unclear about what they were selling.

      • 49erDweet says:

        You mean they “Pete Carrolled” some of the ads?

      • DeniseVB says:

        I think they forgot their target audience …. happy drinking football fans. Some of those ads were totally “Debbie Downers”. We want knee slappers a la the Three Stooges genre. We’d be happy if they just played Whitney Houston’s version of the National Anthem every year and let the Grambling Marching Band do the halftime shows. 😉

    • 1539days says:

      I think the funniest ad story was Pets.com. They were an online retailer so flush with money, they spent millions on a Superbowl ad. A year later the tech bubble burst and they were out of business. I think the mascot ended up in another Superbowl commercial after.

  16. Myiq2xu says:

    • Somebody says:

      It is beyond bizarre that she would end up face down in a bathtub like her mother. Maybe I’m just super cynical, but I find it truly hard to believe. I mean how many adult bathtub drownings are there are year? Then to have two in one family, it’s just beyond odd.

      If I were related to the Houston family, I would demand showers for everyone from now on. I also might be curious as to who was around both women when they took their fatal baths.

  17. piper says:

    8.8 inches of snow fell last night according to the weather people however heavy winds and drifting left at least 2 to 3 feet of snow on the driveway and walk. Thankfully, a neighbor helped me clear some of the heavier areas like the base of the drive which is always a mess after the plows come thru.

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  20. piper says:

    Rebuttal to vagina steaming
    But according to Dr. Jen Gunter, a board certified OB/GYN and expert in vulvovaginal disorders, Paltrow’s medical claims surrounding the steams are just a bunch of hot air, at best.
    In a detailed post to her blog, Dr. Gunter warns, “Steam is probably not good for your vagina. Herbal steam is no better and quite possibly worse.”
    Steam isn’t going to get into your uterus from your vagina unless you are using an attachment with some kind of pressure and MOST DEFINITELY NEVER EVER DO THAT.”

    Link: http://weaselzippers.us/212884-hollywood-obamabot-gwyneth-paltrow-advocates-women-have-their-vaginas-steam-cleaned/

    • DeniseVB says:

      Weren’t colon cleanses popular with the Hollyweirds too ?

      • Somebody says:

        Yep there were big for a time, now vag steaming will become all the rage. I can’t help but think of the Stanley Steemer commercials. Call 1-800-STEAMER, Vaggie Steamer gets your puss cleaner………I denounce myself.

        Bad date? Call servpro vag cleaning services, for when you need it cleaned fast; like it never even happened. When you really need it clean call the boys in green, LMAO!!!

        Better yet think of the sales for an in home model……a whole new twist on the shark pocket mop!

        OK, OK…..I’ll stop

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  24. DeniseVB says:

    Now here’s a role model for the Trayvon/Michael/Eric wannabes, another inspiring story, especially if you’re not playing football in a D1 school …..


  25. Allegra says:

    Re busy February, there is also Feb 14, Valentine’s Day.

  26. DeniseVB says:

    Great response today to this share on our FB page, sorry Gwynnie, maybe next time😉

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